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I'm there. There's really no point to it. You're better off with redtube.
 
it gets painful. it is the recoginition, i think, that one has been alone the last thousand times or so.
 
it gets painful. it is the recoginition, i think, that one has been alone the last thousand times or so.

I can understand that, I suppose... however, I know that, if the right woman showed up, you'd be all over the idea of having sex with her.

You don't hate sex- you hate that being alone bit.
 
i only hate it because i'm not getting it... it just isn't the same taking care of business yourself.
 
well that is mighty nice of you.. but you aren't sticking anything up my ass...


at least not on the first date :devil:

Hey, I just said in that other thread that I wasn't above a valid compromise. How about my tongue in your cunt?
 
Mecha: What?! Sex is like pizza...

JP: Best served cold in the morning.
 
I can understand that, I suppose... however, I know that, if the right woman showed up, you'd be all over the idea of having sex with her.

You don't hate sex- you hate that being alone bit.

No, I think I hate sex.

There's a girl my friends are trying to hook me up with. She's very attractive. But the idea that I might have to have sex really ruins it for me. Having to perform, having to make sure she's satisfied, and having to physically exert myself to do that... it just makes me say fuck it. It's really not worth it.
 
No, I think I hate sex.

There's a girl my friends are trying to hook me up with. She's very attractive. But the idea that I might have to have sex really ruins it for me. Having to perform, having to make sure she's satisfied, and having to physically exert myself to do that... it just makes me say fuck it. It's really not worth it.

yeah.
 
No, I think I hate sex.

There's a girl my friends are trying to hook me up with. She's very attractive. But the idea that I might have to have sex really ruins it for me. Having to perform, having to make sure she's satisfied, and having to physically exert myself to do that... it just makes me say fuck it. It's really not worth it.

that's so wrong
perform?
exert yourself?

gawd
 
No, I think I hate sex.

There's a girl my friends are trying to hook me up with. She's very attractive. But the idea that I might have to have sex really ruins it for me. Having to perform, having to make sure she's satisfied, and having to physically exert myself to do that... it just makes me say fuck it. It's really not worth it.
Her orgasm is her own problem.


You're just there to get off.
 
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