Cheating the System

[katze101]

A new and improved version of the song!

When I find myself in rhyming trouble
Father Lycan comes to me,
Whisp'ring words of perv-dom,
ConquerMe.

And in my hour of blankness
She is rhyming right in front of me

SnowQueen of Literotica,
ConquerMe.

ConquerMe, ConquerMe, ConquerMe, ConquerMe
Rhyming words of sillies, ConquerMe...



(I'm off to sleep. Good night!)

 

[ConquerMe]

Night, Katze!

 

[ConquerMe]

K, folks, here's another thrilling artefact of Antarctican culture!!

When two people meet on a walkway, guess who is required by etiquette to give way?

The answer in just a few short minutes, after the thronging crowds in here all have a chance to guess!!

 

[ConquerMe]

Wow, brilliant guesses, folks! I'm awed by the sheer multitude of replies that have flooded this thread!

You were all wrong.

While many cultures believe that the one who stinks the least like rotting fish and suspiciously penguiny scent should give way... this is secondary in Antarctica, where Eau du Poisson is second only to Eau du Poison in popularity for perfume and cologne scents.

No, the proper answer is: in an icy area, whoever has the best traction on their shoes; in a snowy area, whoever is wearing snowshoes.

If both people have the same, or if it's equally snowy and icy, or if someone's in a pushy mood, or if the sky is blue or black, or if it's a Wednesday or a Saturday, the answer is: whoever's last to shove and run. Obviously.

We have a very democratic etiquette here in Antarctica.

 

[mark197205]

Now I'm really experienced, hm... when do I get the awesome special status badge?

You get to have your own choice of phrase at 1000 posts....

 

[AphroditeReborn]

Gods you are so much fun! So very glad you joined our friendly little group

PS we're having an orgy in the bump and grind thread

 

[ConquerMe]

So, one more brilliant tip on Antarctican Culture before I hit the snow! --er, hay.

Here in Antarctica, we believe in orgies only with one's own species.

(What those scientists do with the penguins... we don't ask, and they don't tell. If they try we lynch them.)

(Thousands of years of this enlightened approach have culminated in a half-scientist, half-penguin species of possibly sapient beings who have evolved a tendency to shy away from interaction with the rest of us. Which is quite all right from my viewpoint, though the Local Society for the Preservation of Vice is not amused.)

 

[AphroditeReborn]

*shakes head and laughs*

Sweet dreams CM

Do come by and visit sometime... would love to see ya there

 

[ConquerMe]

Congratulations!

*shakes head and laughs*

Sweet dreams CM

Do come by and visit sometime... would love to see ya there

Thanks for the invite, Aphrodite! Will have to pop round sometime when you lot least expect it!! mwah ha ha

Oh, by the way, you're now Antarctica's - er, well, at least this thread's patron goddess! Officially! No, really! You have honorary Antarctican citizenship whenever you want it, and free drinks in this thread.

The Council voted on it this afternoon - you know, the Intergalactic Antarctican Council for the Promotion of Clever Goddesses? (Well, you may know it better as the IACPCG. Their whole name wouldn't fit on the banners.)

So we welcome the Officially Honoured Clever (Really) Aphrodite the Pulchritudinous* (OHCRAP for short) to the Society of Sillies (SOS for short)!

If you will accept the Honour, dear, you will be the Official Pulchritudinous* Muse (or goddess, for short) of Remarkably Silly People!

*If you know what this means, see me. You are remarkably clever and deserve a prize.

 

[katze101]

How about me? Don't I get honourary citizenship as well? *pouts*

Oh well, here's another song...

Yesterday, land of ice just seemed so far away
Now it seems as though she's here to stay
Oh Fiery Queen, you've made my day.

Suddenly, I'm not quite the cat I used to be
There's a Snow Queen, smiling, taunting me
Oh Snowy Queen, came suddenly.

Why she had to melt, I don't know, she wouldn't say
I spelled, something wrong, in a thong
From yesterday.. ay.. ay.. ay...

 

[ConquerMe]

Katze, you have honourary citizenship! Did you not get the notice?! You're the Official Cat of Antarctica!

*rolls her eyes* Some people just can't keep up!

Seriously, though, check your inbox in a couple of minutes... I've an idea for a thread...

 

[katze101]

wow.... thanks... i am now the official kittycat of this thread...

can i haul some ice from where you are? it's bloody warm here...

 

[ConquerMe]

Take all you want!! Somehow we have an overabundance of ice...

 

[shykittyme]

How about me? Don't I get honourary citizenship as well? *pouts*

Oh well, here's another song...

Yesterday, land of ice just seemed so far away
Now it seems as though she's here to stay
Oh Fiery Queen, you've made my day.

Suddenly, I'm not quite the cat I used to be
There's a Snow Queen, smiling, taunting me
Oh Snowy Queen, came suddenly.

Why she had to melt, I don't know, she wouldn't say
I spelled, something wrong, in a thong
From yesterday.. ay.. ay.. ay...

Oh crap... and I'm not talkin' about the Goddess...

ROFLMAO!! *wiping eyes*

Now there's ANOTHER pointedly pointless song stuck in my head, you sillies!!

Oh, and btw...If SHE'S the official Cat of Antartica...then who am I? *pouts*

 

[ConquerMe]

You're clearly a kitty.

If I know my languages right.

I believe Katze in German is Cat in English, and Kitty is Kitty in American English, and Kitty or Pussy in British English

Therefore, Katze is the Antarctican Cat, and you are the Antarctican Kitty. Unless you want to be the official "pussy" of this thread?

Seriously. Let me know.

 

[shykittyme]

Cool...

Ummmm....hmmmm....well, Antarctican Kitty sounds more polite. And I'm all about polite. But, hmmm....part of me wants to be the Antarctican Pussy in private. Unless you find a British kitty, er...pussy. Then I guess I'll have to give up the title. But until then, it's mine! *Muah ha ha haaa....*
*I've soooo wanted to use that Muah ha ha thing, but had to wait for the right moment. Which, clearly...in my mind at least...is now.

You're clearly a kitty.

If I know my languages right.

I believe Katze in German is Cat in English, and Kitty is Kitty in American English, and Kitty or Pussy in British English

Therefore, Katze is the Antarctican Cat, and you are the Antarctican Kitty. Unless you want to be the official "pussy" of this thread?

Seriously. Let me know.

 

[shykittyme]

By the way...where DID you go? I hope you're not stuck in an iceberg somewhere, even though you are the Icicle Queen. Or whatever.

I'll leave a dish of snow out for you...

 

[ConquerMe]

Aww, thanks, Kitty! I love snow! (when it's the proper colour)

I've been out administrating to penguins. They're nasty little beasties. There was a coup the other day!! (read all about it in the Limerick thread! )

Now I'm trying to get them all out of my palace, but they keep getting in somehow. The only possible way is the upper-storey windows. I'm hoping they haven't learned how to fly...

Harrold's been trying to teach th - Aaaaaghhhh! Run for your liiiiives!!!!!!!

 

[katze101]

a small bump for ur thread...

no song for today, i'm not particularly singy...

but hope to see you on the limerick thread!

ur not the newest newbie there anymore...

there's miss purelyinnocent (wow, what a name), even more provocative than ConquerMe.. lol