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[Dixon Carter Lee]

I was wondering who I'd vote for beside Hillary, because she's looking like death warmed over and I'm not sure she's going to live past Iowa. Any chance we can get Penn Jillette and Ted Nugent to be the front runners in '16? That would be awesome.

 

[Ishmael]

I was wondering who I'd vote for beside Hillary, because she's looking like death warmed over and I'm not sure she's going to live past Iowa. Any chance we can get Penn Jillette and Ted Nugent to be the front runners in '16? That would be awesome.

Step up yourself, but you'd need a Hillary to rid you of the baggage.

Ishmael

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Step up yourself, but you'd need a Hillary to rid you of the baggage.

Ishmael

You're still signing your posts? That's ridiculous.

Dixon Carter Lee © ® ™

 

[Ishmael]

You're still signing your posts? That's ridiculous.

Dixon Carter Lee © ® ™

You're finally catching on.

Ishmael

 

[Debbie]

Is anything here ever normal?

 

[Byron In Exile]

You're still signing your posts? That's ridiculous.

Dixon Carter Lee © ® ™

He's almost as old as you are.

At least he's not trying to be "hip" and stuff.

'Cause that would be creepy.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I was wondering who I'd vote for beside Hillary, because she's looking like death warmed over and I'm not sure she's going to live past Iowa. Any chance we can get Penn Jillette and Ted Nugent to be the front runners in '16? That would be awesome.

Where in the hell have you been? The motion to issue an "Amber Alert" was roundly defeated, but we were still curious.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

He's almost as old as you are.

At least he's not trying to be "hip" and stuff.

'Cause that would be creepy.

I'm twenty-five. And I text while driving. So I'm hip. Dewd.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Where in the hell have you been? The motion to issue an "Amber Alert" was roundly defeated, but we were still curious.

I was busy murdering Dixon Carter Lee. There's very little of him left. I am Jean Valjean.

 

[Queersetti]

I was wondering who I'd vote for beside Hillary, because she's looking like death warmed over and I'm not sure she's going to live past Iowa. Any chance we can get Penn Jillette and Ted Nugent to be the front runners in '16? That would be awesome.

Ted Nugent is a front runner.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

But seriously folks...

Haven't felt much like wading through the shit-pool of right wing fucktards and Playground cumbubbles infesting the Starship Enterprise, I mean the General Board.

And life's been busy. Lots of work. Good stuff. Wish I could tell you so you'd ask for my autograph and try to fuck me. (Hint -- drown me in Long Island Iced Teas and tell me I look like a young Beyonce and my panties will drop.)

But I promised myself I wouldn't quit Literotica until my post count reached 47,738. So...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Ted Nugent is a front runner.

I'm picturing a Tea Party rally with fat Appalachian racists standing up one at a time and proclaiming, "I am Ted Nugent".

 

[Queersetti]

But seriously folks...

Haven't felt much like wading through the shit-pool of right wing fucktards and Playground cumbubbles infesting the Starship Enterprise, I mean the General Board.

And life's been busy. Lots of work. Good stuff. Wish I could tell you so you'd ask for my autograph and try to fuck me. (Hint -- drown me in Long Island Iced Teas and tell me I look like a young Beyonce and my panties will drop.)

But I promised myself I wouldn't quit Literotica until my post count reached 47,738. So...

I figured you were back because the network cancelled "Pucks".

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I figured you were back because the network cancelled "Pucks".

I only watched the first episode because I thought it was called "Fucks".

Reminds me of the time I was tricked into watching The Discovery Channel show "Hunts".

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

And scene.

 

[Queersetti]

I only watched the first episode because I thought it was called "Fucks".

Reminds me of the time I was tricked into watching The Discovery Channel show "Hunts".

Reminds me of the time you were tricked into watching Karen Kraft Theater.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Reminds me of the time you were tricked into watching Karen Kraft Theater.

Not tricked. Went right up to it and watched. Like how you slow down for a car wreck. Or Fox News.

 

[Queersetti]

Not tricked. Went right up to it and watched. Like how you slow down for a car wreck. Or Fox News.

I just wanted to use the phrase "Karen Kraft Theater".

Can't believe I didn't think of it in 2005.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I'm starting a bucket list. I'm going to find this elusive lit chat, then I'm going to find out who this Dixon dude really is. I will expand on it from there.

 

[phrodeau]

I'm starting a bucket list. I'm going to find this elusive lit chat, then I'm going to find out who this Dixon dude really is. I will expand on it from there.

His real name is Jimmy Fallon. Now that he's hosting the Tonight Show he has lots of free time, since he doesn't have to write his own material any more.

 

[Bidin~Time]

His real name is Jimmy Fallon. Now that he's hosting the Tonight Show he has lots of free time, since he doesn't have to write his own material any more.

for the longest time i had hoped he was Carlin, then George died and Dixon remained. Then i thought well maybe Sid...then Sid died and Dixon remained. if i live long enough, I'll know through process of elimination. Unless he's Fallon, I doubt I outlive Fallon. damnit.

 

[Mischka]

I remember when DCL mentioned he was in an episode of a television show; that post was subsequently edited. IMDB had just come out (either then or soon thereafter), and I started going down that show's episodes, trying to figure out who he really was. I got through one season before I got so distracted by the rabbit holes of "Oh! I didn't know so-and-so was on there! What's that person up to these days?" that I lost my place and happily marched to other corners of the Internet.

And life's been busy. Lots of work. Good stuff. Wish I could tell you so you'd ask for my autograph and try to fuck me. (Hint -- drown me in Long Island Iced Teas and tell me I look like a young Beyonce and my panties will drop.)

1. Are you set on Long Island Iced Teas? I can make much better cocktails than that.

2. What year is young Beyonce? Cuz I'm sort of digging the current Sasha Fierce iteration.

3. I'm imagining boxer briefs with a lace trim.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I remember when DCL mentioned he was in an episode of a television show

I've been on television (recently, in fact) but I've never revealed any of the shows here. I purposely lied about a few shows specifically to make people do exactly what you did -- waste time looking for me in the wrong places. I didn't do this to fuck with you particularly, or the board in general, but back in the day I pissed off some seriously fucked up trolls who were trying trying very, very hard to find me. I wanted them to spend some time in a few hamster wheels. And it worked pretty well. I even got some of them to "reveal" who I was, naming some fake identity I had led them to on line. That was fucking beautiful. But I can tell you now, I've never revealed a single true thing about me. Except my dick size. It actually is 13 inches. Swear to God.

1. Are you set on Long Island Iced Teas? I can make much better cocktails than that.

2. What year is young Beyonce? Cuz I'm sort of digging the current Sasha Fierce iteration.

3. I'm imagining boxer briefs with a lace trim.

I feel bad for making you check imdb.com. You can fuck me without the seduction. But no kissing.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Not that anyone seriously cares, but the one true thing I've said over and over is that I'm not famous.

 

[neci]

fuck you.