Chasing Rabbits

[OhMissScarlett]

Er, Miss S? What exactly were you researching when you stumbled upon this product?

Lmao! I can't even remember now.

What say you and I make our own episode of that A&E (could be TLC) show, "Myth Busters."

Okay, Elvis and I have our own reality show now where we field test masturbation equipment. Anyone want to guest star?
Yes, this thread could've been about Jefferson Airplane, you can make it about that if you want.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Okay, Elvis and I have our own reality show now where we field test masturbation equipment.

It's a personal hygiene aid.

 

[yui]

It's a personal hygiene aid.

Like those personal massagers they sell at Spencers…the one's that vibrate…

 

[carsonshepherd]

Like those personal massagers they sell at Spencers…the one's that vibrate…

Just make sure you don't use it on unexplained leg pain.

 

[yui]

Just make sure you don't use it on unexplained leg pain.

That's not where it hurts...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

It's a personal hygiene aid.

My theory is that if you put something up your ass and it's fun, that object would be a masturbation device.
sidenote: my SO said he actually saw one of these during a domestic plumbing job and he didn't know what it was for. He said he thought it was some sort of medical thing. Heh.

 

[carsonshepherd]

My theory is that if you put something up your ass and it's fun, that object would be a masturbation device.
sidenote: my SO said he actually saw one of these during a domestic plumbing job and he didn't know what it was for. He said he thought it was some sort of medical thing. Heh.

It is vaguely medical. Now let us never speak of it again.

 

[LadyJeanne]

As a side note, I just purchased my very first toy ever, that Hitachi Magic Wand thingie with the g-spot attachment. I am seeking my first g-gasm. It's not a myth, is it?

Wand update: Mixed review. G-spot O still totally elusive. I don't believe I'm doing it wrong, cause I've tried a bunch of different ways, but it's possible. Clit O is possible, but the Wand O is less satisfying than with just my hand. The vibrations are way too strong and fast even on the slow mode to apply directly - I have to use some kind of cushioning.

On the plus side, multiple O's are possible; I'd never managed more than two with just my hand.

On the plus side, it makes for a great back and shoulder massager. I don't have any unexplained calf pain, so that's a non-issue.

My research continues. The Rabbit Pearl is on its way.

 

[impressive]

The vibrations are way too strong and fast even on the slow mode to apply directly - I have to use some kind of cushioning.

Sacrilege! NO NO NO NO cushioning -- EVER! Full strength, baby. Let 'er rip!

 

[LadyJeanne]

Sacrilege! NO NO NO NO cushioning -- EVER! Full strength, baby. Let 'er rip!

But, but, but all the spinning and vibrating makes it feel like I'm burning my flesh off. And that's so not conducive to fantasizing and orgasms.

 

[impressive]

But, but, but all the spinning and vibrating makes it feel like I'm burning my flesh off. And that's so not conducive to fantasizing and orgasms.

Mmmmm ... burning and spinning ...

What was I saying?

 

[yui]

The Rabbit Pearl is on its way.

I have one of those! It's pink and smells a little bit like gummy bears. http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/redface.gif

 

[LadyJeanne]

Mmmmm ... burning and spinning ...

What was I saying?

I have one of those! It's pink and smells a little bit like gummy bears.

It seems to have a devoted following and lots of copy cats...have you found it to live up to its billing?

 

[impressive]

I have one of those! It's pink and smells a little bit like gummy bears. http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/redface.gif

Does the color influence your choice of toys? (Or is it the gummy bear smell?)

 

[carsonshepherd]

I have one of those! It's pink and smells a little bit like gummy bears. http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/redface.gif

PMSL! The, uh, personal massager I got not long ago had that scent remiscinent of a new shower curtain, or a brand new rubber swimming pool. Ahhhh... the smell of a new.... massager.

 

[yui]

It seems to have a devoted following and lots of copy cats...have you found it to live up to its billing?

Well, the ears are nifty. It like it, and as the manufacturer says, the motor is quiet, but those pearls sound just a little bit like a rock polisher. I find that distracting. Plus, I'm a fan of the hand; handy, quiet, and easy to travel with.

Does the color influence your choice of toys? (Or is it the gummy bear smell?)

Color, of course, the gummy bear smell is a bit disconcerting. I hide the vibe in my underwear drawer (last place anyone will look for anything, I know) and instead of lavender wafting out when I open it; it smells like cherry-pineapple gummy bears.

PMSL! The, uh, personal massager I got not long ago had that scent remiscinent of a new shower curtain, or a brand new rubber swimming pool. Ahhhh... the smell of a new.... massager.

I still can't decide if this is better or worse than the candy smell.

 

[impressive]

Color, of course, the gummy bear smell is a bit disconcerting. I hide the vibe in my underwear drawer (last place anyone will look for anything, I know) and instead of lavender wafting out when I open it; it smells like cherry-pineapple gummy bears.

I "hide" my collection in a locking piece of luggage. I'm not quite up to Shang's foot locker ... but mine is at least portable & has compartments for extra batteries and straps to hold the lube bottles upright so they won't spill.

 

[LadyJeanne]

The little bunny just arrived. I do like the soft pink rose color. And I think I'll take the gummy bear smell over the shower curtain smell.

But, it's got a little happy smilie face etched under the tip - helmet head, indeed!

ROFL!

Will the people at the hardware store know why I'm buying a bunch of C batteries? Are those used for anything else?

 

[impressive]

The little bunny just arrived. I do like the soft pink rose color. And I think I'll take the gummy bear smell over the shower curtain smell.

But, it's got a little happy smilie face etched under the tip - helmet head, indeed!

ROFL!

Will the people at the hardware store know why I'm buying a bunch of C batteries? Are those used for anything else?

"C" ??? I didn't think those were used in anything any more.

 

[LadyJeanne]

"C" ??? I didn't think those were used in anything any more.

C. Three of 'em. As in C, I'm buying batteries for my vibrator!

 

[impressive]

C. Three of 'em. As in C, I'm buying batteries for my vibrator!

Sucker must be HEAVY.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Sucker must be HEAVY.

It's got a separate device for the controls that holds the batteries ...and THAT will be heavy. Here's a good pic - you can even see Mr. Happy Smiley.

Rabbit Pearl

 

[impressive]

It's got a separate device for the controls that holds the batteries ...and THAT will be heavy. Here's a good pic - you can even see Mr. Happy Smiley.

Rabbit Pearl

PMSL! Looks like the Joan Rivers robot in Spaceballs! (Now, don't think about THAT while you're masturbating -- or I'll really, really worry about you!)

 

[LadyJeanne]

PMSL! Looks like the Joan Rivers robot in Spaceballs! (Now, don't think about THAT while you're masturbating -- or I'll really, really worry about you!)

LOL! You just had to implant that image in my head, didn't you? I was better off imagining little gummy bears dancing on my clit.

 

[impressive]

LOL! You just had to implant that image in my head, didn't you? I was better off imagining little gummy bears dancing on my clit.

May the Schwartz be with you!