Chasing Rabbits

[OhMissScarlett]

Does it happen to anyone else that research leads to a million different distractions? I'm reading along and I click on a link and then pretty soon I can't remember what I was looking for in the first place. Maybe my attention span is just short.

Here's the latest distraction, it had me thinking WTF? then I started to think it was sort of a brilliant idea.
dynadouche

 

[carsonshepherd]

Does it happen to anyone else that research leads to a million different distractions? I'm reading along and I click on a link and then pretty soon I can't remember what I was looking for in the first place. Maybe my attention span is just short.

Here's the latest distraction, it had me thinking WTF? then I started to think it was sort of a brilliant idea.
dynadouche

I have something like that to wash my dogs in the shower but the sprayer head isn't exactly, uh, ergonomically shaped.


Hey.... my birthday is coming up really really soon....

 

[neonlyte]

You Gals get all the best toys

 

[carsonshepherd]

You Gals get all the best toys

heh. Want me to come over and show you how to use it?

 

[Quiet_Cool]

*turns and leaves thread without speaking*

Q_C

 

[neonlyte]

heh. Want me to come over and show you how to use it?

Ooo... there's an offer

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I have something like that to wash my dogs in the shower but the sprayer head isn't exactly, uh, ergonomically shaped.


Hey.... my birthday is coming up really really soon....

I have something else planned for you. Bwahaha. No, this is all.
sebastian
too bad I can't send you the real thing, sigh.

 

[impressive]

My first thought was that it'd be awesome for g-spot. Wonder if you can get one that pulses?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

My first thought was that it'd be awesome for g-spot. Wonder if you can get one that pulses?

Ooh, I wonder.

I can tell you right now, this device is going to wind up in my new story. I guess the "research" wasn't fruitless after all.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I have something else planned for you. Bwahaha. No, this is all.
sebastian
too bad I can't send you the real thing, sigh.

*falls to floor*

 

[LadyJeanne]

Their marketing people need to work on a better name for that! I know this little baby is for 'cleansing' but it's my understanding that it's not so good to be squirting anything inside the vagina. Well, except for, you know...cum.

As a side note, I just purchased my very first toy ever, that Hitachi Magic Wand thingie with the g-spot attachment. I am seeking my first g-gasm. It's not a myth, is it?

 

[carsonshepherd]

. It's not a myth, is it?

Even if it is, you can still conduct your own research... let us know how it goes.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Even if it is, you can still conduct your own research... let us know how it goes.

Will do.

Actually, maybe I can turn it into a story...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Their marketing people need to work on a better name for that! I know this little baby is for 'cleansing' but it's my understanding that it's not so good to be squirting anything inside the vagina. Well, except for, you know...cum.

As a side note, I just purchased my very first toy ever, that Hitachi Magic Wand thingie with the g-spot attachment. I am seeking my first g-gasm. It's not a myth, is it?

No, it's not a myth, just something that for most women takes a little work. Some women are easily orgasmic, lucky them. For me, the planets have to align and whatnot. Find me a guy with the perfect shaped cock who can go all night...hrmm, maybe it is a myth.

 

[impressive]

I am seeking my first g-gasm. It's not a myth, is it?

Most definitely NOT a myth.

 

[impressive]

No, it's not a myth, just something that for most women takes a little work. Some women are easily orgasmic, lucky them. For me, the planets have to align and whatnot. Find me a guy with the perfect shaped cock who can go all night...hrmm, maybe it is a myth.

Have never achieved g-gasm with a cock. My hubby's fingers are long & agile enough to get it, though. A g-spot vibe, IMO, is easiest.

This one:

http://ww2.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=literotica&pnum=PD3005-12

... is flexible enough to stay well out of the way of simultaneous mouth-to-clit action.

 

[LadyJeanne]

No, it's not a myth, just something that for most women takes a little work. Some women are easily orgasmic, lucky them. For me, the planets have to align and whatnot. Find me a guy with the perfect shaped cock who can go all night...hrmm, maybe it is a myth.

This orgasm disparity between men and women troubles me. I'm not clear on why we weren't made a bit more functionally compatible. There'd be a lot more fucking in the world if women had orgasms as often and as easily as men, which would be appropriate from a propagating the species standpoint. So where did evolution make the wrong turn?

 

[lil_elvis]

No, it's not a myth, just something that for most women takes a little work. Some women are easily orgasmic, lucky them. For me, the planets have to align and whatnot. Find me a guy with the perfect shaped cock who can go all night...hrmm, maybe it is a myth.

Hey Scarlett,

What say you and I make oue own episode of that A&E (could be TLC) show, "Myth Busters."

PS Old fool that I am I thought this was gonna be a Jefferson Airplane nostalgia thread.

 

[impressive]

This orgasm disparity between men and women troubles me. I'm not clear on why we weren't made a bit more functionally compatible. There'd be a lot more fucking in the world if women had orgasms as often and as easily as men, which would be appropriate from a propagating the species standpoint. So where did evolution make the wrong turn?

I'd rather have half a dozen toe-curling ones that take a little effort to achieve than one or two 10-15 second spurters.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Have never achieved g-gasm with a cock. My hubby's fingers are long & agile enough to get it, though. A g-spot vibe, IMO, is easiest.

This one:

http://ww2.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=literotica&pnum=PD3005-12

... is flexible enough to stay well out of the way of simultaneous mouth-to-clit action.

Hooray! An expert! So, in order to have this g-gasm, is it necessary to simultaneously stimulate the clit? Is there such a thing as a g-gasm without clit stimulation?

And is a g-gasm different from the 'vaginal orgasm'? I think Freud called it a 'mature' orgasm? Or is the vaginal orgasm a myth?

I've never had an orgasm in any other way except through clit stimulation. I feel like I'm missing out.

 

[impressive]

Hooray! An expert! So, in order to have this g-gasm, is it necessary to simultaneously stimulate the clit? Is there such a thing as a g-gasm without clit stimulation?

Oh, clitoral stimulation is NOT required -- but it's certainly NICE.

And is a g-gasm different from the 'vaginal orgasm'? I think Freud called it a 'mature' orgasm? Or is the vaginal orgasm a myth?

I'm pretty sure they're one and the same.

I've never had an orgasm in any other way except through clit stimulation. I feel like I'm missing out.

Patience, grasshopper. You'll get there.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I'd rather have half a dozen toe-curling ones that take a little effort to achieve than one or two 10-15 second spurters.

Excellent point!

Maybe it's men's brains that should have evolved differently. You'd think more of them would take pride in their work and become experts at something they enjoy so much themselves.

 

[lil_elvis]

I'd rather have half a dozen toe-curling ones that take a little effort to achieve than one or two 10-15 second spurters.

Good to know you're so easy to please.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Patience, grasshopper. You'll get there.

I'll certainly keep trying...

 

[ElizabethWest]

Er, Miss S? What exactly were you researching when you stumbled upon this product?