Charlie's Angels? Nah. Charley's Squirrels !!

[matriarch]

Charley.............I told you I'd do it.

Enjoy.

Mat

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Charley.............I told you I'd do it.

Enjoy.

Mat

I had to do a double take, I thought that was Charley in her fur coat.

 

[matriarch]

..........and another...............

 

[matriarch]

..............tee hee...............

it was a slow day in the office................

 

[matriarch]

.....brrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm, brrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I had better not get blamed for this one....LOL.

 

[matriarch]

....................this time, the real thing.........................

aaaaaawwwwwwwwwww-factor of 10.

 

[matriarch]

I had better not get blamed for this one....LOL.

But..........but.........but...........Abs...............you said Charley would just LOVE these...........make her feel special, you said.........

 

[Guest]

Mat., I love the 'court' one with the wig. P.

 

[matriarch]

OK, I'm done.
For now.
Please feel free to add your own pics of Charley's lodgers.

I'm off to bed.

Abs, sweets, I leave you to accept Charley's thanks, gratitude, and delight.


Mat

 

[ABSTRUSE]

But..........but.........but...........Abs...............you said Charley would just LOVE these...........make her feel special, you said.........

No, I said she was in special ed and would LOVE to throw them at me.

 

[matriarch]

Mat., I love the 'court' one with the wig. P.

I can't take credit for any of them P. I'm just passing them on.
Its slow at work. Education Department in the school holidays is a tad dreary, and we liven our days up any way we can. We have a young chap in the office who's been making them for us.

Current requests for future pics, are smoking, drinking, in a deck chair on the beach, fishing.........feel free to add to the list.

The last two are the real thing, piccies taken by my ex.

night night.

 

[matriarch]

Oh, I nearly forgot.

Abs, ask Charley to tell you about the lates episode with the squirrels. Made me laugh out loud.

Really am going now, reaching for the off button.

 

[CharleyH]

Fucking rodents, rats with bushy tails. I'm surprised you don't have sunbathing ones, one's eating off my fine china, and copulating on my couch. That's what they do! And then they shit on my floor.

Note to self: Save all excrement as a birthday present for O who was caught red handed using the dishes for their cashew meals, and then serving them brandy and cigars.

Next thing you know he'll be feeding brie to mice


mmm . . . . nix that, he already started.

 

[doormouse]

LMFAO!!!

*wipes the drool off the keyboard from laughing

LOL

God my gut's aching

 

[matriarch]

LMFAO!!!

*wipes the drool off the keyboard from laughing

LOL

God my gut's aching

Me too..........
I'm laughing so much I can't even switch my damn pc off.

Wonderful. Move over Beatrix Potter, Charley H is taking your place.

Names. We got to have names for them all.

Come on people, thinking hats on.


Mat

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I found the ring leader.

 

[matriarch]

I found the ring leader.

Abs! Disappointed........where's her tail???

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Abs! Disappointed........where's her tail???

Between her legs.

I am a dead woman.

 

[CharleyH]

I found the ring leader.

ROFL - I'm with Mat. Does she have a bushy tail?

 

[matriarch]

Between her legs.

I am a dead woman.

's ok, I don't think she heard. Yet.

 

[Guest]

.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ROFL - I'm with Mat. Does she have a bushy tail?

Yes.


Pray for Abs.

 

[matriarch]

Yes.


Pray for Abs.

Start running now, sweets.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Bumped in case Lou missed it....LOL