CharleyH

[ABSTRUSE]

I see the Queen of Pain has left us again. I think Tuesday is the day she has her back waxed.

 

[cloudy]

I thought you liked bananas!

Moonpies, baby - we were talking about banana moonpies...

 

[Honey123]

I see the Queen of Pain has left us again. I think Tuesday is the day she has her back waxed.

and not her legs? I heard she is a hairy one

 

[ABSTRUSE]

and not her legs? I heard she is a hairy one

Half Sasquatch...all Canadians are.

 

[Guest]

goddamnit! i go to school and you people go ahead and roast charley!

i miss all the fun

 

[Remec]

I thought you liked bananas!

She just likes her bananas seperate from her moonpies. I understand quite a lot of people feel that way. The tastes and sensations just don't mesh for some people. <g>

 

[ABSTRUSE]

goddamnit! i go to school and you people go ahead and roast charley!

i miss all the fun

It's not really a roast, it's a trainging course in Absults.
But, the bitch took off crying so we have to resort to complete bollocky bullshite.

 

[CharleyH]

David. I bet you wish you were a Partridge!!!

Since we are on the Tiger Beat . . . What the fuck was up with Leif Garret? Who the hell was that gay boy, and why did he show up in all the magazine pages - pages which should have been filled with Andy Gibb!

 

[cloudy]

Since we are on the Tiger Beat . . . What the fuck was up with Leif Garret? Who the hell was that gay boy, and why did he show up in all the magazine pages - pages which should have been filled with Andy Gibb!

Andy Gibb???? Ewwwww....

Leif Garrett had pretty hair.

 

[Honey123]

Since we are on the Tiger Beat . . . What the fuck was up with Leif Garret? Who the hell was that gay boy, and why did he show up in all the magazine pages - pages which should have been filled with Andy Gibb!

No, not my type...I liked...oh, damn...too much wine...who was that cutie...dark hair..greenish eyes...

 

[CharleyH]

Half Sasquatch...all Canadians are.

Why do you keep pretending that I am you?

 

[CharleyH]

Andy Gibb???? Ewwwww....

Leif Garrett had pretty hair.

Hey, I was younger than all of you by an industrial age.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Since we are on the Tiger Beat . . . What the fuck was up with Leif Garret? Who the hell was that gay boy, and why did he show up in all the magazine pages - pages which should have been filled with Andy Gibb!

And now he's bald and hosting lame music shows. I miss Tiger Beat....Remember the covers.....See Pics of your Fav Stars! and it would be a gag picture of like...Scott Baio...with super hunk written on it.
and then the articles....Are you Shaun's dreamgirl?

God that was so gay.

 

[cloudy]

Hey, I was younger than all of you by an industrial age.

sure. I believe you.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Why do you keep pretending that I am you?

 

[Honey123]

And now he's bald and hosting lame music shows. I miss Tiger Beat....Remember the covers.....See Pics of your Fav Stars! and it would be a gag picture of like...Scott Baio...with super hunk written on it.
and then the articles....Are you Shaun's dreamgirl?

God that was so gay.

I remember that!

Wait...isn't this about Charley...

 

[cloudy]

And now he's bald and hosting lame music shows. I miss Tiger Beat....Remember the covers.....See Pics of your Fav Stars! and it would be a gag picture of like...Scott Baio...with super hunk written on it.
and then the articles....Are you Shaun's dreamgirl?

God that was so gay.

"Win a date with David Cassidy!!"

"Inside: Should You Pierce Your Ears?"

(that last was an actual article - can't believe I remembered it)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Now it's about Charley's teenage fantasy years...LOL.

Win Farrah's sports bra.

How does Kristy McNichol stay in shape?

Parker Stevenson wants you for his prom date.

What is Woody's hair really made of? A Bay City Roller's Exclusive...with Fab Pics.

 

[Liar]

Who the hell is Leif Garrett?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Who the hell is Leif Garrett?

A viking pop star.

 

[cloudy]

A viking pop star.

A very short viking pop star.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

A very short viking pop star.

Who could sing and skateboard.

Hey, what ever happened to Willie Ames?

 

[Liar]

Oh the horror. A very short viking pop star with the gayest name south of the pole circle.

 

[cloudy]

Who could sing and skateboard.

Hey, what ever happened to Willie Ames?

from Eight is Enough, right?

Dunno.

 

[CharleyH]

Who the hell is Leif Garrett?

Exactly!

I think Honey was referring to Lorenzo Lamas

Willie Ames - hm - now there's a name!!!