characteristics of your ideal mate...

[amelia]

I've always loved being single...i've never dated anyone for more then 6 months..and i've never said the "L" word to anyone i've dated...but recently..the single life has began to suck major DICK...i've been thinking about characteristics that are important to me...and i've made a little list...here are my preferences...

my ideal partner MUST

*have an amazing sense of humor
*be a sports fan (especially american football)
*be a homebody some of the time
*be a party animal when it's appropriate
*be interested/curious about things (just life in general)
*think i'm the most important person in the whole world
*be the most important person in the world to me


ok..that's just a partial list..i'm sure there are other important things i left out...but..what about you...what characteristics must you ideal mate have...

 

[Juspar Emvan]

You didn't specify a gender, but if there are any women out there who fit your bill, I'd gladly meet any you weren't interested in.

Good list babe, I concur whole heartedly.

If only there was a way of finding them easily . . .

 

[Sillyman]

My ideal would be:

*intelligent
*easy going
*open minded
*witty
*carnal
*warm
*imaginative
*someone who liked me

I think that covers it. I could list the physical stuff I would like, but that's not really important.

I think being single sucks dick. I never get laid and I feel like a loser.

 

[badasschick]

Literacy
Having all their teeth

I can look past polydactylism.

 

[nasty]

Have a great sense of humor,(personality, in general.)
Except me for who I am
Open-minded
Is interested in sports,(Baseball & Football)
Lets me get a word in, sometimes

 

[nasty]

I think being single sucks dick. I never get laid and I feel like a loser.

Hear, hear.

 

[JazzManJim]

*witty/good sense of humor
*mischievous
*must laugh at my bad jokes, even just a little
*be interested in taking care of me, as I'll take care of her
*interested in a family down the road
*somewhat old-fashioned
*enjoys that I'm one of them Dom guys
*has a passion about something in life
*understand that if she doesn't like all of my hobbies and interests, that's fine, but I do and she should at least respect that they mean something to me.
*must get along with my friends
*must love music.
*must have a good and caring heart

Now is that too much to ask?

 

[Private Vasquez]

keeps his shine on bling
platinum grill
at least 6 cars
illiterate, so I can just tell him where to sign the check
raises ostriches
playstation champion
able to bench press 250 lbs.
likes beer

 

[SleepingWarrior]

My ideal mate must be a woman who...

Loves me regardless of the silly things I do.
Has a personality that meshes with mine.
Willing to at least entertain the possibility of dropping everything
if I need them at that moment.



That's about it without adding looks into the equation. Anything else she is I think I would accept it.

 

[badasschick]

keeps his shine on bling
platinum grill
at least 6 cars
illiterate, so I can just tell him where to sign the check
raises ostriches
playstation champion
able to bench press 250 lbs.
likes beer

Damn...he a good un.

How many baby mamas he got?

 

[glamorilla]

has

1)muscles
2)a six figure salary and
3)drives a shiny red sportscar.

 

[Private Vasquez]

How many baby mamas he got?

I like mine with at least 4, that way I'll always have someone to go kickin' it with

 

[kiwiwolf]

A woman who turns up naked and brings beer...

 

[nasty]

likes beer

Is 1 good enough?

 

[freescorfr]

Sounds like Riff to me, Amelia. I have this intuition he's your man.


I gave up looking for an ideal person a while ago - about the same time I gave up trying to be the ideal person myself - some else's ideal. Part of the road to freedom

Yes, I'm convinced Riff is your man.

 

[RhumbRunner13]

You'd Like.....

Literacy
Having all their teeth

I can look past polydactylism.

My cat......Ernest!

Rhumb

 

[Private Vasquez]

Is 1 good enough?

9 beers or more is the best I can do, I gotta keep up certain standards

 

[badasschick]

Re: You'd Like.....

My cat......Ernest!

Rhumb

Nothing like a well read cat.

 

[nasty]

I meant, 1 quality. I can try to get my tolerance up to 9 beers.

 

[RhumbRunner13]

Re: Re: You'd Like.....

Nothing like a well read cat.

.......or one with a couple extra toes....but I guess that's the same thing!

Rhumb

 

[amelia]

has

1)muscles
2)a six figure salary and
3)drives a shiny red sportscar.

i want to add these to MY list...

 

[nasty]

i want to add these to MY list...

Count me out. Man, and I was doing so good on your other list. Oh well.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I tend to like the guys with skin and hair

 

[amelia]

Count me out. Man, and I was doing so good on your other list. Oh well.

awww..personality counts for everything though..and far outweights the muscles...sports cars..and money....


you're still doing good..in my eyes!!!

 

[nasty]

you're still doing good..in my eyes!!!

And, such nice eyes they are.