Character sketches!

canadiancutie

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ok, in my never ending attempt to figure out people on lit, I think everyone should fill this out :)

Gender:
Age:
Marital Status:
Orientation:
Region:
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc):
Kids (yes/no/ages):
Pets:
Employment (no specifics, just the field):
Overused phrases:
Favorite memory:
Favorite food:
Favorite drink:
Favorite music:
Favorite colour:
What kind of person are you?
Favorite quote:
General disposition:


it will be fun!
 
Gender: Unspecified
Age: 19
Marital Status: Attached
Orientation: Straight
Region: Smack dab in the middle of the USA
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): House with my parents for the summer, back to the dorms in about a month (Yesss...)
Kids (yes/no/ages): Not yet, but I want 3.
Pets: A cat named Bob.
Employment (no specifics, jsut the field): Unemployed, studying to be a journalist.
Overused phrases: Dood, for fucks sake
Favorite memory: Meeting him.
Favorite food: Spaghetti with cheese
Favorite drink: Mountain Dew
Favorite music: Brand New, Fall Out Boy, Mae
Favorite colour: Green
 
Gender: Neutral
Age: 2 years
Marital Status: Connected to the internet
Orientation: West
Region: Desk
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): ATX
Kids (yes/no/ages): Monitor (2 years), Keyboard (2 1/2), Printer (1 1/2)

Pets: Mouse
Employment (no specifics, just the field): Computing
Overused phrases: ERROR:
Favorite memory: RAM
Favorite food: 120 V 60 Hz
Favorite drink: Liquid-coolant
Favorite music: Hums
Favorite colour: Blue Screen of Death




Oh sorry, that was my computer talking.
 
Gender: Male
Age: 135
Marital Status: quadrice divorced
Orientation: asexual
Region: Mars
Living situation: A cave
Kids: 47; one for year year between 3-50
Pets: Zlorkan Lizard
Employment: Self employed
Overused phrases: let's have another kid
Favourite memory: reading my first spy novel
Favorite food: Mars dust soup
Favorite drink: mildly acidic rain
Favorite music: hip-hop
Favorite colour: red
What kind of person am I?: Hermit
Favorite quote: "But you can't do that! It's too blue!"
General Disposition: Grumpy
 
I'll fill it out because I'm a cool kid:

Gender: Female

Age: 18

Marital Status: Single

Orientation: bi

Region: Sask, Canada

Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): house...well....room in house

Kids (yes/no/ages): no

Pets: 2 guinea pigs and a bunny...parents have a dog

Employment (no specifics, just the field): entertainment

Overused phrases: "Totally," "All the cool kids are doing it," "It's because I'm awesome"

Favorite memory: teaching my guinea pig to dance

Favorite food: Samosas

Favorite drink: ginger ale

Favorite music: Sinatra

Favorite colour: pink

What kind of person are you? Opinionated to the point that I get in trouble quite a bit, loud, narcissistic and a control freak in social and work situations, shy, quiet, self conscious, and dorky in private situations

Favorite quote: "You're too damn happy. The end of the world could come and you would just change your hoodie and keep giggling like a retard"- One of my best friends to me when I watched a "gang fight" behind the school today and laughed until I almost fell down

General disposition: cheery :)
 
LeahLo519 said:
Gender: Unspecified
Age: 19
Marital Status: Attached
Orientation: Straight
Region: Smack dab in the middle of the USA
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): House with my parents for the summer, back to the dorms in about a month (Yesss...)
Kids (yes/no/ages): Not yet, but I want 3.
Pets: A cat named Bob.
Employment (no specifics, jsut the field): Unemployed, studying to be a journalist.
Overused phrases: Dood, for fucks sake
Favorite memory: Meeting him.
Favorite food: Spaghetti with cheese
Favorite drink: Mountain Dew
Favorite music: Brand New, Fall Out Boy, Mae
Favorite colour: Green


you have ultra good taste in music dearie
 
Gender: female

Age: 27

Marital Status: married

Orientation: hetero

Region: Christian

Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): house

Kids (yes/no/ages):6, 3, 2

Pets: 10 cats (8 of which are kittens and are going bye bye in 5 weeks)

Employment (no specifics, just the field):homemaker

Overused phrases: chill out, son of a fucking bitch (that one really irritates K)

Favorite memory: shit. Um . . . I guess that'd be when I had my second daughter. A, my older girl - who was three at the time - came to see me that evening. My sister had bought her a cheap plastic crown for a 'big sister present'. A kicked K out of the rocking chair, cause "that's the throne", climbed up in the chair and said "I the queen, and that's my baby.

Favorite food: chocolate covered cherries (duh)

Favorite drink: non sweetened, no lemon, home brewed iced tea

Favorite music: 80's rock

Favorite colour: red

What kind of person are you? tired lol I am to many different things to put it on this. Didn't you read Betticus' 'I'm not a dom' thread?

Favorite quote: 'To everything there is a season and a time to every purpose under heaven.' Ecc 3:1

General disposition: Depends on the drugs I'm taking, but I'm generally pretty boring.
 
Aeroil said:
Gender: Male
Age: 135
Marital Status: quadrice divorced
Orientation: asexual
Region: Mars
Living situation: A cave
Kids: 47; one for year year between 3-50
Pets: Zlorkan Lizard
Employment: Self employed
Overused phrases: let's have another kid
Favourite memory: reading my first spy novel
Favorite food: Mars dust soup
Favorite drink: mildly acidic rain
Favorite music: hip-hop
Favorite colour: red
What kind of person am I?: Hermit
Favorite quote: "But you can't do that! It's too blue!"
General Disposition: Grumpy


You're a freak. I like that in a person. lol
 
Gender: Female

Age: 26 (next month)

Marital Status: single

Orientation: bi-curious

Region: spiritual but not religious

Living situation: little apartment, no roomates (thank god!)

Kids: nope

Pets: one little furball (cat) named Rhys

Employment: retail until i finish school and then surgical technology

Favorite memory: It changes but right now it's the day I got the call from the director of my program at school telling me i'd been accepted and the letter would be in the mail soon. Was having a reeeeeeally lousy day until that point at which nothing could touch me anymore lol.

Favorite food: chocolate

Favorite drink: water or iced tea

Favorite music: really like classical but i listen to mostly country (yeah, yeah i know it's funny go ahead and laugh :D )

Favorite colour: bright blue, it makes my eye color really pop.

What kind of person are you?: i'm just me.

Favorite quote: "That which yields isn't always weak" - Kushiel's Dart

General disposition: Generally happy but with a low tolerance for bullshit.
 
Aeroil said:
And you have cookies I can steal, I also like that :D

LOL Frankly, I don't feel good tonight. You can have them. I'll get more tomorrow.
 
graceanne said:
LOL Frankly, I don't feel good tonight. You can have them. I'll get more tomorrow.
awww, what's the fun in that.
*lets gracie keep her cookies*
 
Aeroil said:
awww, what's the fun in that.
*lets gracie keep her cookies*

LOL Well, now i know how to keep you out of my cookies.

Bad, bad cookie theif.

I'll just give em to CC - she's out of cookies. :eek:
 
graceanne said:
LOL Well, now i know how to keep you out of my cookies.

Bad, bad cookie theif.

I'll just give em to CC - she's out of cookies. :eek:
lol, I actually think she was exploding because of how we always talk about cyber-cookies and she hates the fact that there are no actual cookies.
 
Aeroil said:
lol, I actually think she was exploding because of how we always talk about cyber-cookies and she hates the fact that there are no actual cookies.

Excuses, excuses, excuses.
 
Aeroil said:
lol, I actually think she was exploding because of how we always talk about cyber-cookies and she hates the fact that there are no actual cookies.

Well, I don't blame her. That's just wrong. Why call it a cookie when it's not? Not only is it not edible, but cyber-cookies are a royal pain in the ass while cookies are wonderful things made to make things here on earth easier on us. *sigh*

I think Satan invented the phrase 'cyber-cookies'. It's just another way for him to confuse us and make something good into something bad.

OH NO! I'M CHANNELING MY GRANDMA!
 
Gender: permanently Kinked Female
Age: 40
Marital Status: Single, no current prospects
Orientation: Hetero, to the best of my knowledge
Region: South East Florida, USA
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): Back apartment in the family home
Kids (yes/no/ages): No.
Pets: a cat who owns me, and a 1/3 interest in a pound puppy my family adopted in January
Employment (no specifics, just the field): Secretary/Office Manager/Girl Friday (Microbiologist by College Degree and previous employment)
Overused phrases: "No intelligent Life Forms here."
Favorite memory: The night my Dominant made me cum three times in 15 minutes. I was awake all night and discovered I was his at 5 am in the morning.
Favorite food: Cheese Souflee
Favorite drink: currently - Raspberry Tea
Favorite music: I listen to many generes. I like Classical, Jazz, Pop, Rap, Funk, Blues and just about anything else.

Favorite colour: Vibrant ones - Purple, Teal, Aquamarine, Peacock Blue
What kind of person are you? Honest, Truthful, Blunt, not afraid to ask the dumb questions, overly self confident.
Favorite quote(s): "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."-Albert Einstein
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world. Indeed it is the only thing that ever has." - Margaret Mead


General disposition: Upbeat usually. Depends on how well the meds are doing. I'm usually an optimist. If I have heard from my Dominant one, then I am very happy.
 
Gender:female
Age: 38
Marital Status: divorced..current partner of 6 years
Orientation: bi
Region: lapsed catholic-more spiritual
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): house in the burbs
Kids (yes/no/ages):no
Pets: 2 dogs, a tortoise and a fish
Employment (no specifics, just the field): quit nursing, now trainee truck driver.
Overused phrases: for fucks sake,
Favorite memory: driving across the country solo in my 4x4.
Favorite food: tomato on toast, olive oil and lots of pepper.
Favorite drink: red wine and expresso coffee.
Favorite music: too many to list.
Favorite colour: I like lots of colour.. the whole kaleidoscope.
What kind of person are you? experimental, cant abide senseless violence, cruelty or bigotry.I have a lot of self control.
Favorite quote: " I love you, and not in a friendly way"
General disposition: easy going, slow to anger, kind to fools and animals, defender of the underdog, tolerant and patient.Open minded.
 
Gender: Male
Age: 1001
Marital Status: A few hundred concubines
Orientation: Straight
Region: Sahara
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): Palace
Kids (yes/no/ages): Too many to count
Pets: 3 pet lions
Employment (no specifics, just the field): Ruler
Overused phrases: On you knees
Favorite memory: Slaves on there knees
Favorite food: Dates
Favorite drink: Wine
Favorite music: Slave whimper
Favorite colour: Sand colour
What kind of person are you? Ruler off the desert, slayer off my enemy, passionate lover.
Favorite quote: Chop his balls off.
General disposition: Hot
 
Gender:
Age: 25
Marital Status: Single
Orientation: Straight
Region: Southern Ontario
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): Apartment w/ flatmate
Kids (yes/no/ages): No
Pets: Fishy
Employment (no specifics, just the field): Corporate Lackey
Overused phrases: Ya, I'll get right on that (Sarcastic)
Favorite memory: First time doing the horizontal mumba
Favorite food: Pizza
Favorite drink: Whiskey and Cola
Favorite music: 80's Rock
Favorite colour: Blue
What kind of person are you?: Friendly, intelligent, humourous.
Favorite quote: Making love to a woman is just like eating pie. You cut it in four pieces, have some now, and keep the rest in the freezer.
General disposition: I'm a fairly easy-going sort of guy. I tend to have a very sarcastic wit, but I'm otherwise friendly and easy to get along with. My friends mean the world to me, and I'm sometimes over-protective of the people I care about.
 
Gender: Female
Age: 46
Marital Status: In a serious relationship
Orientation: Bisexual
Region: None
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): 2 bedroom unit in a block of 8
Kids (yes/no/ages): Yes, 22 and 17
Pets: None
Employment (no specifics, just the field): Carer
Overused phrases: Get a life
Favorite memory: The first time I saw Master face to face :heart:
Favorite food: Seafood, eggs (can't choose between them)
Favorite drink: Vanilla coke
Favorite music: Hard rock/metal
Favorite colour: Purple
What kind of person are you? Quiet, shy, fun loving, sensual
Favorite quote: Bigamy is having one too many wives - monogamy is the same (Oscar Wilde)
General disposition: Open minded, cheerful, willing to please. Can be cheeky on occasion ;)
 
Gender: female
Age: eighteen
Marital Status: taken
Orientation: bi-curious.
Region: west
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): apartment
Kids (yes/no/ages): none
Pets: dog named Fred, he's 15 and lives with my parents. At the apartment we have a rabbit named Iris.
Employment (no specifics, just the field): Joann Team member (part time) and Sticker maker for Government (full-time)
Overused phrases: I don't know.
Favorite memory: Gavin walking.
Favorite food: orange chicken!
Favorite drink: sprite
Favorite music: alternative,
Favorite colour: red
What kind of person are you? shy, tense
Favorite quote: Everything beeps now.
General disposition: I'm easy to annoy, easy to get flustered. Easy to speak before I've thought it through, my ramblings aren't understandable.
 
Gender: Female
Age: 27 or 28, I can't honestly remember *sigh*
Marital Status: Married
Orientation: Lesbian with Bi tendencies
Region: Midwest
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): Own my house
Kids (yes/no/ages): no
Pets: 2 Great Danes, Pembroke Welsh Corgi, 3 cats, 5 Parrots, 2 bunnies, 2 Bettas
Employment (no specifics, just the field): Own a pet related business
Overused phrases: LOL, damn it
Favorite memory: I don't remember much
Favorite food: Salad, pizza
Favorite drink: Ice Tea
Favorite music: Erm...
Favorite colour: Burgundy, Purple, Aqua
What kind of person are you? Open minded
Favorite quote: See signature
General disposition: Grumpy
 
Serijules is now my new personal hero. I love Corgis, but the breed is so hard to come by in my area. :mad:
 
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O'Mac said:
Serijules is now my new personal hero. I love Crogis, but the breed is so hard to come by in my area. :mad:


My Wyatt Earp is an awesome awesome dog. He is one year old and learned all his basic and advanced obedience in 6 weeks, has his CGC, and is a certified hearing assistance dog for me. Extremely smart dog and an absolute joy to have around.

They are not a very easy breed to come by in most areas, at least not from ethical breeders, but I think that is a very good thing, as it keeps the true qualities of the breed intact instead of being ruined by tons of back yard hobby breeders.
 
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