Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Photog1rl]

Surprised? No. Mind now very deep in the gutter? Yes

Fair enough

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Wait you had to twist his arm? What happened to boob magic hypnotism? Or is the standing a preamble to that?

I didn't have to, just my words, next would have been standing up to summon the magical boob hypnotism

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

yeah, that was fun, thanks to all those who showed off. still going to laugh in my head at the daytime folks who try to lurk over the fuckery.

 

[shenglung]

I didn't have to, just my words, next would have been standing up to summon the magical boob hypnotism

Well it kinda seemed like he might have enjoyed being bossed around... not that I can blame him women like that can be fun at times

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well it kinda seemed like he might have enjoyed being bossed around... not that I can blame him women like that can be fun at times

isn't that why men get married

 

[LexxRuthless]

so you're going to help spread the fuckery. That is what I am hearing.

Pretty sure nobody enjoyed seeing me topless NEARLY as much as we all adore you in that state.

 

[shenglung]

isn't that why men get married

Wouldn't know, haven't done that song and dance yet. Got to find someone can put up with me first

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Pretty sure nobody enjoyed seeing me topless NEARLY as much as we all adore you in that state.

but but, the image isn't the point....well at least not for me.... it has always been about the act.....it is the participation.

 

[Xerxes82]

I was going to post in here earlier today, but then I saw Justa's boobs and it took all day and The Last of Us to get my head right again.

 

[Photog1rl]

Pretty sure nobody enjoyed seeing me topless NEARLY as much as we all adore you in that state.

Wait, you were topless??? And I missed it?
Link please.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I was going to post in here earlier today, but then I saw Justa's boobs and it took all day and The Last of Us to get my head right again.

so I am hearing that you are blaming my boobs for your slacking.....and and you didn't even post a picture.

 

[LexxRuthless]

Wait, you were topless??? And I missed it?
Link please.

To be fair, it's been quite a while since that happened. I'll re-upload one to the Chaos thread in AmPics. It will be faster than tracking down my original post here.

 

[Photog1rl]

To be fair, it's been quite a while since that happened. I'll re-upload one to the Chaos thread in AmPics. It will be faster than tracking down my original post here.

I think I may have drooled a little

 

[rjr_1954]

There's no place like home, there's now place....

 

[rjr_1954]

Wouldn't know, haven't done that song and dance yet. Got to find someone can put up with me first

I've been doing it for 44years, don't hurry.

 

[BrendaBear]

I've been doing it for 44years, don't hurry.

WTF???? Don’t hurry? The only caveat there is get the right spouse!! You get the right one, and you cannot imagine life without them - I am speaking from experience here. RJ has had 44 years and he may joke, but he cannot even remotely imagine what it would be like to not have that woman in his life.

 

[Mrtenant]

story time? in chaos, please.

Yes....story time

I was in AMPICS earlier today when the pic I posted had this sorta back story to it

 

[Mrtenant]

This pic, was taken one day before the following story,

 

[rjr_1954]

WTF???? Don’t hurry? The only caveat there is get the right spouse!! You get the right one, and you cannot imagine life without them - I am speaking from experience here. RJ has had 44 years and he may joke, but he cannot even remotely imagine what it would be like to not have that woman in his life.

I am very much joking, I wouldn't trade her for anything, she is my world and tonight my tormentor. She makes me laugh, even when I don't feel well. ❤

 

[BrendaBear]

I am very much joking, I wouldn't trade her for anything, she is my world and tonight my tormentor. She makes me laugh, even when I don't feel well.

I know you aren’t feeling well, but you are a very blessed man.

 

[Mrtenant]

This story is about one of the wildest drunken experiences I have ever lived through and with. It was in Mexico. Of course it was in Mexico. I have been there 4 or 5 times and every time, it’s some crazy goddam thing. But then that’s how I roll. This time, me, the family and extended family all went to a resort in the Riviera Maya. It was nice enough. Good food, good drinks, entertainment. Really nice. This day though, I had no idea it would go down like this.

It was a near 48 hour ordeal. It started in the morning. Me and MrsT went to this presentation so we could score some discounts on excursions away from the resort. It was insane. All these bells ringing every time some sucker bought their package. But me and MrsT were old hands at this gambit. They tried and tried and tried to impress us with their shitty timeshare package. It got so tiresome, I literally fell asleep while watching their video. The presenter called his boss over and they were angry. Yelling at me for being disrespectful and falling asleep on them.

Waking me up by yelling at me is a surefire way to get me fired up and boy did I. I yelled back as good as I got..”Well if your bullshit scam timeshare was worth a damn and even halfway entertaining, maybe I wouldn’t be fucking bored to death, so fuck you, bitch!”

Yea, that got me a nudge from MrsT over that one and I looked around a second and just before they could say anything, I said “okay, go ahead let’s get this over with. “ and they looked at me a second and asked if I was going to buy it, “ I said I don’t know, you got the damn excursion discounts handy? Let see those first” Funny people there in Mexico, they love to bargain. Back in forth this went until 30 minutes later, we were walking out of there with 12 excursion discounts laughing at how pissed they were. This was how the day started.

 

[cascadiabound]

Go on darling...

 

[Mrtenant]

The rest of the day was spent on the beach, at the pool, drinking margarita after margarita. All day long with the margaritas. By evening, after dinner, we were having margaritas in front of my room number watching this fire show. People were dancing with fire, fire-eating, juggling fire, acrobatics with fire…I mean, it was fire! MrsT soon however, fell asleep in a chair while watching.

Me and her brother carried her inside the room and put her to bed and decided the night was still young and that we would go do some more drinking. We wandered around, did some dancing at this little rave that was going on near a pool and then went to this one bar and started doing more of their shitty margaritas, I must have had maybe 10, or so, throughout the long day and evening.

Strangely, MrsT’s dad was there with us. I couldn’t figure out why, because that old man hated me. Hated me for many years. Another weird thing I noticed, brother in law, there, was tipping outrageously. Like $20 tips for a round of drinks. Seemed stupid to me, but whatever, it’s his money. This comes up again later.

In time, father in law went off to bed and very soon after the bar was starting to shut down. So me and brother in law took off, circled the resort, went and found another bar that was willing to stay open another 30 minutes for us. It was about midnight by now. And this is where shit started getting wild.

 

[cascadiabound]

@Mrtenant
$20 tips? Is he nuts???

 

[Mrtenant]

@Mrtenant
$20 tips? Is he nuts???

Yea, lol...I couldn't figure it out.