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I get it. I compare myself against the girls here a fair bit but I’ve got what I got, and my measely dick size still pulls occassionaly so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Own it. I bet you’re perfect, as everyone is 😘
Thank you for this very sweet and lovely reply. I do want to add that the last part was intended as a joke.... I am not insecure about my body :), but thank you for being kind!
Love,
Thom
 
I love making them grow too! That's definitely a fun part.

Although sometimes it's best when they are "pre-grown" when you're under a time constraint like at work, or at a party, or before your kids wake up from their naps! :giggle:
It’s been a while since I’ve made one grow irl. I used to enjoy it immensely. Like, it gets bigger 😱🤣
 
I love making them grow too! That's definitely a fun part.

Although sometimes it's best when they are "pre-grown" when you're under a time constraint like at work, or at a party, or before your kids wake up from their naps! :giggle:
I feel comfortable in the assumption the grower get erect as fast as the showers....
No-one has ever told me I am too slow :p
 
IMPORTANT POLL QUESTION!!

So I have a question ... and I don't know where to post it so I'll try here even though it will probably get buried in 10 minutes by other posts.

I was just having a fun conversation with someone about the difference between men and women's clothing and we started talking about pants versus dresses.

That led me to ask - how do guys decide which side of their pants to put, you know, it? Or do you guys try to get pants loose enough so it will just flop around back and forth? :unsure:

I've never thought about this before and my husband isn't home from work yet and I'm dying to know!!! PLEASE HELP!!!
Tailors used to ask men whether they tucked right or left.
 
Thank you for this very sweet and lovely reply. I do want to add that the last part was intended as a joke.... I am not insecure about my body :), but thank you for being kind!
Love,
Thom
I assumed that was the case buuuut you never know. I am the (self proclaimed) queen of self deprecating humour and even have the crown to prove it 😉
 
IMPORTANT POLL QUESTION!!

So I have a question ... and I don't know where to post it so I'll try here even though it will probably get buried in 10 minutes by other posts.

I was just having a fun conversation with someone about the difference between men and women's clothing and we started talking about pants versus dresses.

That led me to ask - how do guys decide which side of their pants to put, you know, it? Or do you guys try to get pants loose enough so it will just flop around back and forth? :unsure:

I've never thought about this before and my husband isn't home from work yet and I'm dying to know!!! PLEASE HELP!!!
As some one with big thighs and a ass no matter how I try they need to fit them
 
Tailors used to ask men whether they tucked right or left.
Fortunately, when I went to buy a "real" suit for the first time at a real Men's shop (Stollery's at Younge and Bloor in Toronto, long gone) my Dad warned me that I would be asked if I "dressed left or right" and that I should know the answer without grabbing my crotch...
 
Fortunately, when I went to buy a "real" suit for the first time at a real Men's shop (Stollery's at Younge and Bloor in Toronto, long gone) my Dad warned me that I would be asked if I "dressed left or right" and that I should know the answer without grabbing my crotch...
Basically the same thing...Thanks Dad for the inside information. It was still weird having a guy measuring inseam and stuff.
 
Back when I could fit into a pair of leather pants I liked going sans underwear... for purely aesthetic reasons...

Was that you on that old Rolling Stones album?

It’s been a while since I’ve made one grow irl. I used to enjoy it immensely. Like, it gets bigger 😱🤣

ikr! I couldn't believe it. They amazed the hell out of me for years!
How fast can I make this one grow?
Which one of these is going to grow faster?
How much bigger can I make this one?
They were all a mystery to me until I married one lol


I am sooooooo borrowing this the next time I need to crown myself the queen of anything! :giggle:
 
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