Chaos... to be continued

[LikeableMe]

I'll gladly trade neighbors with you

I’ll give you the one next door, who gives blow jobs on my doorstep can’t stand that family

 

[LikeableMe]

They're not celibate, they're sex ninjas!

Damn - I bet that’s good exercise!

 

[LexxRuthless]

I’ll give you the one next door, who gives blow jobs on my doorstep can’t stand that family

Thank you, ma'am. Thank you very much.

 

[LikeableMe]

Thank you, ma'am. Thank you very much.

The fact that my teenage neighbour spits and doesn’t swallow, feels like information I really don’t want to know!

 

[Baseballcoach43]

I’ll give you the one next door, who gives blow jobs on my doorstep can’t stand that family

I have a feeling you will want your current neighbors back after the trade.

 

[LexxRuthless]

The fact that my teenage neighbour spits and doesn’t swallow, feels like information I really don’t want to know!

Edited. Let me just not put that out there.

 

[LikeableMe]

I have a feeling you will want your current neighbors back after the trade.

Oh I’ve got enough neighbours that I’m sure noisy sex will soon be put an end to! I think that girl does that on my doorstep as I’m on the top floor. She’s lucky I don’t tell her dad! (She’s of legal UK age)

The people on the ground floor stink the building out with weed, the ones directly beneath me hold barbecues on their tiny balcony (that barely comfortably fits three people), sending all the fumes up to me and makes all the neighbours think there’s a fire

 

[Baseballcoach43]

Oh I’ve got enough neighbours that I’m sure noisy sex will soon be put an end to! I think that girl does that on my doorstep as I’m on the top floor. She’s lucky I don’t tell her dad! (She’s of legal UK age)

The people on the ground floor stink the building out with weed, the the ones directly beneath me hold barbecues on their tiny balcony (that barely comfortably fits three people), sending all the fumes up to me and makes all the neighbours think there’s a fire

OK, point made, keep your bloody neighbors.

 

[LikeableMe]

I don't give a dang about that! Last time I got a blowjob my wife was pregnant with our daughter -- who just turned 16!

I’m sleepy - took me a moment to understand that!

No steak and blowjob night? I hear that’s a thing!

 

[Daisy_Love]

Oh I’ve got enough neighbours that I’m sure noisy sex will soon be put an end to! I think that girl does that on my doorstep as I’m on the top floor. She’s lucky I don’t tell her dad! (She’s of legal UK age)

The people on the ground floor stink the building out with weed, the the ones directly beneath me hold barbecues on their tiny balcony (that barely comfortably fits three people), sending all the fumes up to me and makes all the neighbours think there’s a fire

I’d be handing her the mop and bucket of bleach to clean the front step

 

[LexxRuthless]

I’m sleepy - took me a moment to understand that!

No steak and blowjob night? I hear that’s a thing!

ffs. Not at our house.

Edit: At least, not while I'm home.

 

[LikeableMe]

OK, point made, keep your bloody neighbors.

My point was that yours would fit right in!

 

[Baseballcoach43]

I’d be handing her the mop and bucket of bleach to clean the front step

Your laughing too much at my sad situation of not enjoying much needed slumber.

 

[LikeableMe]

I’d be handing her the mop and bucket of bleach to clean the front step

Oh believe me - I wanted to! I really wanted to tell her parents too, as they act like they own the building and have no idea what she gets up to when they leave her home alone

 

[Daisy_Love]

Oh believe me - I wanted to! I really wanted to tell her parents too, as they act like they own the building and have no idea what she gets up to when they leave her home alone

I’d have left it at her front door with a wee note

 

[LikeableMe]

Right - I have to make breakfast or I won’t get through my shift today! Sundays are already high pressure, and now they’ve cut my staffing levels by half. So this will be fun.

 

[LexxRuthless]

Your laughing too much at my sad situation of not enjoying much needed slumber.

Sorry, man, I was laughing along with you. There isn't a "pat on the back, 'There, there' " response button.

 

[Baseballcoach43]

Sorry, man, I was laughing along with you. There isn't a "pat on the back, 'There, there' " response button.

Don't take me serious, it's actually funny. I think they stopped now or maybe it's half time

 

[LexxRuthless]

Right - I have to make breakfast or I won’t get through my shift today! Sundays are already high pressure, and now they’ve cut my staffing levels by half. So this will be fun.

Good luck! We're all rooting for you!

 

[Daisy_Love]

Right - I have to make breakfast or I won’t get through my shift today! Sundays are already high pressure, and now they’ve cut my staffing levels by half. So this will be fun.

Fingers crossed it’s not too bad a shift!
Have a good day

 

[LexxRuthless]

Hmm. Sounds like my wife just pulled up out front. Time to see if her boyfriend merely warmed her up for me, or if she's worn out.

--Kidding! I hope.

 

[Baseballcoach43]

Hmm. Sounds like my wife just pulled up out front. Time to see if her boyfriend merely warmed her up for me, or if she's worn out.

--Kidding! I hope.

Good luck

 

[LikeableMe]

Good luck! We're all rooting for you!

Thank you! I have another hour until I have to leave just needed to hop offline and get sustenance!

 

[LikeableMe]

Fingers crossed it’s not too bad a shift!
Have a good day

Thank you!

 

[Codeman93]

Now you tell me.... Ok, bend over please.

Apologies I thought it was implied