Massive Grooves
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I’ve been informed of this.It might already be too late to save you from that![]()
It stings most when you didn’t realize.
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I’ve been informed of this.It might already be too late to save you from that![]()
I had to keep reapplying the lube yesterday because the pole took so long to be ready, I am surprised the whole place didn’t go up in smoke with the amount that was on it.It doesn't help that Cheeky burnt all the lube off the pole with that flamethrower of hers.
Please don’t go! Sit down and one of us will give you a lap dance. If you tip well, it may even be one of the ladies!I am not sure why I stepped in here.
Curiosity probably.
My love for chaos maybe.
I’ve learned only this:
I need to get my naked ass out of this hotel bed and show my way out.
Somebody promised to chain him to the bed for me. Nobody leaves without me being satisfied!I am not sure why I stepped in here.
Curiosity probably.
My love for chaos maybe.
I’ve learned only this:
I need to get my naked ass out of this hotel bed and show my way out.
I’ve been informed of this.
It stings most when you didn’t realize.

It's a trapPlease don’t go! Sit down and one of us will give you a lap dance. If you tip well, it may even be one of the ladies!![]()
Show offIt’s 11am here and I’ve been up, coffee, showered, walked the dog, got more coffee and the best zucchini chocolate chip muffin on the planet, went to the doc and back home relaxing
The ship sinks at the endRe-watching Lost … still have no idea wtf is going on
Damn skippyShow off![]()
who created this shit and was like…. This is a good idea.. it makes total sense!The ship sinks at the end
Please don’t go! Sit down and one of us will give you a lap dance. If you tip well, it may even be one of the ladies!![]()
Skippy? Mom?Damn skippy
I’m just weird …. You’ll get used to itSkippy? Mom?
Somebody promised to chain him to the bed for me. Nobody leaves without me being satisfied!
The stock market isn't open todayCan we listen to the radio during?
If I want weird I look in the mirror.I’m just weird …. You’ll get used to it
And this is why I can’t get e-boned, even on a site like this!Oh, fuck, it’s been an active morning.
I’m not sure I’ve another one to give.
Of course! Just remember to not tense up. That makes it hurt worse!Can we listen to the radio during?
I just put on the uni and slap the light on my roofYou call the pizza delivery guy?
Dear Penthouse….You call the pizza delivery guy?
You just know I'd wreck youAnd this is why I can’t get e-boned, even on a site like this!
Still talking about how this thread is scrambling my brain, right?Of course! Just remember to not tense up. That makes it hurt worse!
I’m not Nurse Ratchet, I promise! Many men (and a handful of women) have told me I’m a very, very good girl.Still talking about how this thread is scrambling my brain, right?
I think Nurse Ratchet said the same shit.