If only you had gone to pornhub, or had received Amber's instructions, sooner.I couldn’t stop smiling when that pizza arrived - thanks to all of youI nearly unintentionally got laid! I just wanted pizza!
Ssuuurrreee you just wanted the "pizza"I couldn’t stop smiling when that pizza arrived - thanks to all of you
Well that’s not my fault - I kept asking for clarification!
Just another hour and a half until
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I did! You guys gave me an appetite for pizza!Ssuuurrreee you just wanted the "pizza"
I’m all out of alcohol!Just another hour and a half until
What toppings did you get!? (Bet she says sausageI did! You guys gave me an appetite for pizza!
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I'm not a bastard!Better be including yourself in that!
My parents were married...
Hi Kitty!
You aren't a very good alcoholic then!
Once again…cum on over!
OMG, you need to read back, we already covered that. Keep up son! (don't call me Mommy, I'll shank you)What toppings did you get!? (Bet she says sausage
Or an overachiever?
Or am I too good?
I rely on delivery! Public transport is too unreliableOnce again…cum on over!
Exactly!
Which is better?OR are you that bad?
Can I get a little of this
*Goes zero to 60 in a half second…
Bad is better
I would attempt slut dropping, but at my age if I drop, I may not be able to get back up.
Well you might not want too
ok Mom
