SirConradPeckereye
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Mouth of a sailor... full of cuss words and dickCursing...
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Mouth of a sailor... full of cuss words and dickCursing...
You've seen our RP?Mouth of a sailor... full of cuss words and dick![]()
Come back anytime.Time for me to actually be productive (unfortunately not like @LikeableMe). Thanks everyone for letting me crash your āregularsā party todayā¦had a blast!![]()
I can hear the porno music starting.Just so you all know - I have pizza on the way
Wait - I need direction! I usually just take the pizza and say āthank youā. What should I be doing? That youāre doing?I can hear the porno music starting.
We can use a disguise too!Come back anytime.
We'll be here.
Unless we get kicked out and have to change the address.
I'm sure you are already well versed on what to doWait - I need direction! I usually just take the pizza and say āthank youā. What should I be doing? That youāre doing?
Is that how you accept pizza?
Silk robe that accidentally opens when you go to the door. No bra or panties. Come in, money is on the table.Wait - I need direction! I usually just take the pizza and say āthank youā. What should I be doing? That youāre doing?
Yes, Iām very polite. I wish them a good evening, too!I'm sure you are already well versed on what to do![]()
But they make us pay in advance since covid! I donāt own a robeSilk robe that accidentally opens when you go to the door. No bra or panties. Come in, money is on the table.
Even better. Eliminates one step.But they make us pay in advance since covid! I donāt own a robe![]()
Whatās going to happen?? Should I be scared?Even better. Eliminates one step.
You mean two steps... paying AND robe removalEven better. Eliminates one step.
Now Iām scaredYou mean two steps... paying AND robe removal
She's gonna start cracking up when this pizza guy gets there and he's not gonna know what the fuck is going on.Now Iām scared
I think it will be him cracking up when I answer the door, apologising for not owning a robe!She's gonna start cracking up when this pizza guy gets there and he's not gonna know what the fuck is going on.
Until he's invited inside.
Not sure what your laws are.I think it will be him cracking up when I answer the door, apologising for not owning a robe!
If heās driving, he will be!Not sure what your laws are.
Make sure he's of age
Go to the door in bra and panties. Upon opening the door, lean up against the frame, one hip slightly protruding, lips moist and slightly parted. Give him a warm smile and slowly lower your chin downwards so you are looking at him with your eyes are pointing upwards from under your eyelids (enhances the lashes). Ask him if he can open the pizza box for you so you can check it is correct. When he opens it, lick your lips and then seductive say āthere should be sausage on thatā. The rest will play itself out but he will find out how hot your oven is and making his own special delivery.Wait - I need direction! I usually just take the pizza and say āthank youā. What should I be doing? That youāre doing?
Something tells me youāve had some practice at thatGo to the door in bra and panties. Upon opening the door, lean up against the frame, one hip slightly protruding, lips moist and slightly parted. Give him a warm smile and slowly lower your chin downwards so you are looking at him with your eyes are pointing upwards from under your eyelids (enhances the lashes). Ask him if he can open the pizza box for you so you can check it is correct. When he opens it, lick your lips and then seductive say āthere should be sausage on thatā. The rest will play itself out but he will find out how hot your oven is and making his own special delivery.
Quickly...If heās driving, he will be!
But what am I supposed to do with him? I just thought I was supposed to accept the pizza. That already makes me nervous![]()