Chaos... to be continued

[gga]

As I always say, give it as many shots as you like

Fire away!

Is this a semi hard automatic?

 

[MinnNice]

As I always say, give it as many shots as you like

Always ready to fire, lol. Now about that vag shot…

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Fire away!

Is this a semi hard automatic?

I think that's what she's supposed to be asking you?

 

[gga]

Several times but it looks like you might need a bigger dose

You're not doing it right

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Please refer to my post in another thread about how big my balloons are. I am not a "bro". #anotherfailedattempttoseemyballoons #ain'tfallinforittoday #andit's"cumatmebruh!"

Pfft rich coming from the one trying to get dick pics from gga and I all day!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Fire away!

Is this a semi hard automatic?

How many hours has it taken to reach “semi”? Just wondering what time I need to be ready with the slut drop

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Wow. You went there.

And there.. there.... and oh yea there!

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’m easy. You don’t even need to shave and I’ll still run up the total. I’m a team player. LOL

Don’t even need to shave? Do you know how difficult it is to vajazzle a forest? And fuck does it hurt when you try to take the jewels off!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Pfft rich coming from the one trying to get dick pics from gga and I all day!

Your definition of "trying" and my definition of "trying" are two TOTALLY different things.
My idea of trying to get a dick pic: "hey, would you...." swish... in my PMs before I finish the sentence
Your idea of me trying to get a dick pic: *breathes and exists*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Holy crap. Do you people not have jobs?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Your definition of "trying" and my definition of "trying" are two TOTALLY different things.
My idea of trying to get a dick pic: "hey, would you...." swish... in my PMs before I finish the sentence
Your idea of me trying to get a dick pic: *breathes and exists*

No! You were trying to guilt us by saying were the only ones on here who hadn't! I already know you exist and breathe

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Holy crap. Do you people not have jobs?

Only in the loosest definition of "job"

 

[clark_kent]

Don’t even need to shave? Do you know how difficult it is to vajazzle a forest? And fuck does it hurt when you try to take the jewels off!

I’m here to help. We just need to do it fast (think 40 year old virgin). It won’t hurt a bit!!

 

[amanuk]

Shit, how do I turn off the torrent of alerts now?!

 

[gga]

How many hours has it taken to reach “semi”? Just wondering what time I need to be ready with the slut drop

Okay, we need to start having someone at the door

 

[AmberLGreen]

Okay, we need to start having someone at the door

To hold the knob?

 

[MinnNice]

Okay, we need to start having someone at the door

Too late, I’m already in

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Holy crap. Do you people not have jobs?

Yes, and will be working late thanks to this insanity. Thanks for the reminder! lol Fingers crossed I don't use "cum" in the next work email...

No! You were trying to guilt us by saying were the only ones on here who hadn't! I already know you exist and breathe

Again, totally different definitions here for guilt! Just saying you're the only two doesn't mean I was guilting you!

 

[gga]

Holy crap. Do you people not have jobs?

WFH is fan-fucking-tastic.

 

[gga]

Too late, I’m already in

I don't think anyone felt it.

 

[MinnNice]

I don't think anyone felt it.

OK, that was a good one

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Wild_Fucking_Honey is fan-fucking-tastic.

Why thank you! *curtsey*

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Too late, I’m already in

In where?

 

[gga]

Why thank you! *curtsey*

Tres fucking bien

 

[MinnNice]

Yes, and will be working late thanks to this insanity. Thanks for the reminder! lol Fingers crossed I don't use "cum" in the next work email...

I have cum soooo close to not filtering my Lit brain while working…lucky I still have a job