Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

Beauty doesn’t need a “why” but I admit a little curiosity about those fake cigarettes 🤣
I was having a terrible bout of insomnia, which by some joke of fate coincided with OV Week, and my spouse was out of town on a work trip. Macarena was on rotation on my playlist, which gave me the idea for this ( the song is actually about a woman who sleeps with her boyfriend's two friends while he's gone, not a stupid dance like folks tend to think) Anyway, I printed a cigarette wrapper, and taped it around a crayon, and photoshopped some smoke in. Sent this pic of post-coital bliss to my spouse and told him I'd live since his friends were taking good care of me. His only response was to text back "wear that top when I get home!"
 
I was having a terrible bout of insomnia, which by some joke of fate coincided with OV Week, and my spouse was out of town on a work trip. Macarena was on rotation on my playlist, which gave me the idea for this ( the song is actually about a woman who sleeps with her boyfriend's two friends while he's gone, not a stupid dance like folks tend to think) Anyway, I printed a cigarette wrapper, and taped it around a crayon, and photoshopped some smoke in. Sent this pic of post-coital bliss to my spouse and told him I'd live since his friends were taking good care of me. His only response was to text back "wear that top when I get home!"
The best story - ever! And you simply cannot beat hubby's response!
 
I was having a terrible bout of insomnia, which by some joke of fate coincided with OV Week, and my spouse was out of town on a work trip. Macarena was on rotation on my playlist, which gave me the idea for this ( the song is actually about a woman who sleeps with her boyfriend's two friends while he's gone, not a stupid dance like folks tend to think) Anyway, I printed a cigarette wrapper, and taped it around a crayon, and photoshopped some smoke in. Sent this pic of post-coital bliss to my spouse and told him I'd live since his friends were taking good care of me. His only response was to text back "wear that top when I get home!"
HILARIOUS !!! :ROFLMAO:
 
I was having a terrible bout of insomnia, which by some joke of fate coincided with OV Week, and my spouse was out of town on a work trip. Macarena was on rotation on my playlist, which gave me the idea for this ( the song is actually about a woman who sleeps with her boyfriend's two friends while he's gone, not a stupid dance like folks tend to think) Anyway, I printed a cigarette wrapper, and taped it around a crayon, and photoshopped some smoke in. Sent this pic of post-coital bliss to my spouse and told him I'd live since his friends were taking good care of me. His only response was to text back "wear that top when I get home!"
I am not a judgemental person, but the image of you smoking in your house?? I gasped like and old woman clutching pearls! FOR SHAME!

Glad you cleared it up :)

Great picture and story, btw!
 
I was having a terrible bout of insomnia, which by some joke of fate coincided with OV Week, and my spouse was out of town on a work trip. Macarena was on rotation on my playlist, which gave me the idea for this ( the song is actually about a woman who sleeps with her boyfriend's two friends while he's gone, not a stupid dance like folks tend to think) Anyway, I printed a cigarette wrapper, and taped it around a crayon, and photoshopped some smoke in. Sent this pic of post-coital bliss to my spouse and told him I'd live since his friends were taking good care of me. His only response was to text back "wear that top when I get home!"
It is a nice top.
 
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