Chanukah anyone?

[GratefulFred]

Open to all faiths and the faithless.

Just about 200 years before the walk on water dude made it to the holyland a good ole traditional holyday took place called Chanukah or for those of you who can't make gagging sounds with the "CH" - Hanukah.

Judah and his merry band of brothers was having to deal with these Greek/Syrians who were taking away all the fun, messing around with our temple and not letting us have circumcisions (sort of like Norway). To make a boring story short, we kicked their asses and when it came to lighting the sacred menorah in the temple one days supply of oil lasted for eight freekin' days.

Anyways what many people fail to realize is that Judah besides being a brilliant military strategist was a pretty wild party dude with the ladies as well.

Who knows about how he and his brothers ambushed a bunch of Syrian sisters? Did you know that the olive oil to light the menorah wasn't available because they used the rest to lube up? Special foods are eaten during this week for their extreme sexual potency.

You readers of this thread may have some questions about the real sexual history of Chanukah. If not, enjoy your pork.

 

[sirhugs]

gagging sounds?

we talking BDSM?

 

[BedtimeStories77]

gagging sounds?

we talking BDSM?

*perk*

 

[GratefulFred]

Well Sirhugs and BedTimeS' it's funny that you mention it.

Contrary to popular thought the French may have perfected the blow job but it was actually we Jewish people at the time of the Maccabees that were the first to actually try a blow job out.

The story goes that Antiochis, the insane greek/syrian leader at the time was forbidding us to have any children. With intercourse out and studying torah way to boring the jewish men of the time decided to get creative.

The ear didn't work so well and even having two ears fucked at the same time didn't yield positive results. The ass was off limits since the girls had belts that would activate when their pants were dropped alerting Antiochis of any sexual activity.

While trying for the nostrils one of Judah's younger brothers cock suddenly discovered a mouth and though it seemed quite strange at first, the first blow job was actually starting. Unfortunately the girl did not like the taste of urine and thus the first "gag" took place.

Judah the older wiser brother stepped in and had the same girl suck his penis and weather it was his diet of asparagus and saltines or the fact that his penis sprouted spikes, the girl did not appreciate the money shot and puked out all over the ground.

Though the Maccabbees did win the war and get back to good ole fashion intercourse things were fairly quiet until the French perfected the blow job.

Just a bit of ancient history for you guys.

Want some latkas?

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

gagging sounds?

we talking BDSM?

I always thought that the whole point of gagging was that it prevented sounds?

 

[sirhugs]

I always thought that the whole point of gagging was that it prevented sounds?

and here I thought muffling them was enough...

 

[GratefulFred]

I think some girls should offer their first gagging experience and how afterwards they decided to turn into Lesbians. Emap? BedtimeStories? Anyone else?

 

[BedtimeStories77]

I think some girls should offer their first gagging experience and how afterwards they decided to turn into Lesbians. Emap? BedtimeStories? Anyone else?

But I'm not a lesbian. And have gagged on cocks more than once.

 

[GratefulFred]

But I'm not a lesbian. And have gagged on cocks more than once.

You could be living in denial BedtimeS'.

A recent survey of women that have gagged on a cock has revealed that nearly 100% of the women had not gagged while licking a pussy.

Statistical evidence that lesbianism may run in your blood.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

You could be living in denial BedtimeS'.

A recent survey of women that have gagged on a cock has revealed that nearly 100% of the women had not gagged while licking a pussy.

Statistical evidence that lesbianism may run in your blood.

I'm only HALF gay, dammit! I LOVE cock!!!

 

[GratefulFred]

Proof once again that if a woman gags on a cock she's a lesbian. If she manages to overcome her phobia she may be bisexual.

This true test is brought to you with much Chanukah cheer.

 

[sirhugs]

Proof once again that if a woman gags on a cock she's a lesbian. If she manages to overcome her phobia she may be bisexual.

This true test is brought to you with much Chanukah cheer.

so could the test idea be merged with seasonal ritual in an epic tale of lust unveiled?