Changing Technologies

[BlackSnake]

The director called me into his office. He put it pretty simple. "Convert all of your applications from C++, VB, ASP, PL/SQL, and Oracle Portal to JAVA and JSP" end of story.

I'm thinking, this is what I get for accepting the promotion. I should have left for Georgia Pacific.

For starters, when I first got the job everything was written in COBOL ("crummy old business language"). I jump in with both feet building distributed web based applications.

I really think he's trying to make me earn my pay. I may have written 4 or 5 Java Servlets in my life. I end up spending the entire day testing the deployment of very simple JSP's and Servlets from my development system to the test server.

The apps I built work well, and the only calls I've been getting are about the network being down and that's not my issue anyway.

This is seriously going to cut in on my Lit posting time.

BooHoo

 

[doormouse]

Blacksnake, sweetheart, but WTF???

"C++, VB, ASP, PL/SQL, and Oracle Portal to JAVA and JSP" ?????

Is this a story idea or a ramble? LOL

(please explain the letters to those of us less fortunate...)

 

[SensualMale]

The director called me into his office. He put it pretty simple. "Convert all of your applications from C++, VB, ASP, PL/SQL, and Oracle Portal to JAVA and JSP" end of story.

I'm thinking, this is what I get for accepting the promotion. I should have left for Georgia Pacific.

For starters, when I first got the job everything was written in COBOL ("crummy old business language"). I jump in with both feet building distributed web based applications.

I really think he's trying to make me earn my pay. I may have written 4 or 5 Java Servlets in my life. I end up spending the entire day testing the deployment of very simple JSP's and Servlets from my development system to the test server.

The apps I built work well, and the only calls I've been getting are about the network being down and that's not my issue anyway.

This is seriously going to cut in on my Lit posting time.

BooHoo

Stop whining. You have plenty of work for quite some time to come Good luck with it. Be thankful he didn't tell you to do it in .NET and C-fucking-#.

 

[SensualMale]

Blacksnake, sweetheart, but WTF???

"C++, VB, ASP, PL/SQL, and Oracle Portal to JAVA and JSP" ?????

Is this a story idea or a ramble? LOL

(please explain the letters to those of us less fortunate...)

WTF means What The Fuck Is that what you were looking for?

The rest of it is just junk

 

[snooper]

Blacksnake, sweetheart, but WTF???

"C++, VB, ASP, PL/SQL, and Oracle Portal to JAVA and JSP" ?????

Is this a story idea or a ramble? LOL

(please explain the letters to those of us less fortunate...)

I'll save him the time.

The first computer language was called A, then came ADA, then came B, then BCSP, then C, then C+, then C++ all written in increasingly odd ways to confuse the layman. This is known in the psychiatric business as the priesthood of programming.

VB is an offshoot of a by-blow of B.

ASP is a language invented by an Egyptian called Cleo.

PL/SQL is the onomatapoeic description of the penis leaving a well filled vagina after a particularly sordid unprotected gang-bang.

Oracle Portal is in Delphi in Greece.

A good strong cup of JAVA is used to clear the head when writing JSP which is an acronym for Juvenile Sex Publication, which is not permitted on Literotica.

 

[doormouse]

WTF means What The Fuck Is that what you were looking for?

The rest of it is just junk

Get back in my bed you sexy bastard LOL

 

[SensualMale]

I'll save him the time.

The first computer language was called A, then came ADA, then came B, then BCSP, then C, then C+, then C++ all written in increasingly odd ways to confuse the layman. This is known in the psychiatric business as the priesthood of programming.

VB is an offshoot of a by-blow of B.

ASP is a language invented by an Egyptian called Cleo.

PL/SQL is the onomatapoeic description of the penis leaving a well filled vagina after a particularly sordid unprotected gang-bang.

Oracle Portal is in Delphi in Greece.

A good strong cup of JAVA is used to clear the head when writing JSP which is an acronym for Juvenile Sex Publication, which is not permitted on Literotica.

LOL!

 

[SensualMale]

Get back in my bed you sexy bastard LOL

Ok, spread them wide then

 

[doormouse]

I'll save him the time.

The first computer language was called A, then came ADA, then came B, then BCSP, then C, then C+, then C++ all written in increasingly odd ways to confuse the layman. This is known in the psychiatric business as the priesthood of programming.

VB is an offshoot of a by-blow of B.

ASP is a language invented by an Egyptian called Cleo.

PL/SQL is the onomatapoeic description of the penis leaving a well filled vagina after a particularly sordid unprotected gang-bang.

Oracle Portal is in Delphi in Greece.

A good strong cup of JAVA is used to clear the head when writing JSP which is an acronym for Juvenile Sex Publication, which is not permitted on Literotica.

Umm... thanks, I think LOL

I'm blonde, don't hold it against me

19 months ago I didn't even know how to turn on a PC !!

 

[SensualMale]

Umm... thanks, I think LOL

I'm blonde, don't hold it against me

19 months ago I didn't even know how to turn on a PC !!

And now you're turning on everything that moves

 

[doormouse]

psst... SensualMale... does PL/SQL mean anything to ya?

 

[SensualMale]

psst... SensualMale... does PL/SQL mean anything to ya?

Yeah, take out the gang-bang part and it's deliciously slippery and slick And there's no penis leaving no vagina! It stays in there

 

[BlackSnake]

Feeling better now, went out and bought a new car.

snooper, that was funny as hell. I have to use that (Juvenile Sex Publication).