Changing Diet

[crappie master]

Trying to stay fit and healthy, maybe lose a few pounds lower the old cholesterol count.
So I bought some lettuce today.Now my question is how do I get the flour to stick to it so I can deep-fry it. Please, I need an answer quick, the lard is getting hot !

 

[Lasher]

Dip it in egg. Then flour.

 

[Guest]

 

[HeavyStick]

make a lettuce sandwich with two sticks of butter.

 

[Nora]

make a lettuce sandwich with two sticks of butter.

You know, it's extra good with a little ranch dressing on it.

 

[Agent99]

Just say Cheese!

 

[crappie master]

Just say Cheese!

That is of my major vices!

 

[Nora]

cheese is gooooooood!

(I can't help it. I know this is a joke, but I have to. I just can't stop myself from answering seriously!!...the water content in iceburg is too high, but you could deep fry leaf lettuce or boston bib (although why?) or romaine, just don't bread it. Spinach is SOOO good deep fried! lol)

You can do it, Crappie! ok, that sounds SOOOOO bad! Please oh please change your nick!!! Lol

 

[Guest]

 

[crappie master]

It's ALL in how your PRONOUNCE it.....

CRAW-ppie

we always rhymed it with poppy

 

[Agent99]

Behold the power of cheese!

Edam and weep, CM. If you don't get enough cheese in your diet, you could become a Muenster. We can't let that happen to a nice American boy like you. You don't know Jack if you thought I could pass on making pun of cheese. Although these aren't very Gouda.

I better stop before someone says "That's e- Neuf- cha- tel you!"

 

[Nora]

I know how it's pronounced. It's just that we're typing it, not pronouncing it. Unless you hear little voices in your head while you type or something...


That's a neuf...silly 99.

She's so cute I could just eat her up!

 

[Guest]

 

[Agent99]

Don't anyone else in here read this. It is top secret for Nora's eyes only: 99 hearts you lots

OK, everyone can open their eyes again now. The more I see of CM, the more I like. I know there is a fish and all in his av, but when you mentioned it Nora, now all I see is him proclaiming himself King of the Shitz. Master of his own Bathroom!

 

[Nora]

I 99 oodles and oodles!

Max, everyone already knows you're nuts.

 

[Guest]

 

[crappie master]

OK, everyone can open their eyes again now. The more I see of CM, the more I like. I know there is a fish and all in his av, but when you mentioned it Nora, now all I see is him proclaiming himself King of the Shitz. Master of his own Bathroom!

Thanks agent99 for my new title.

 

[Agent99]

LOL, Your Highness. Glad I could be of ass-istance.

Does that mean you find me Charmin?

 

[crappie master]

LOL, Your Highness. Glad I could be of ass-istance.

Does that mean you find me Charmin?

Ultra!