Rambling Rose
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EurEEka! Wishing really does make it so!
(I was supposed to offer sexual favors? oops)
(I was supposed to offer sexual favors? oops)
Change Your Name Thread
- Thread starter Dixon Carter Lee
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lovetoread
hello daddy
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I'd like to change mine from lovetoread to something more sexy...
like how about-
love-to-be-fucked?
love-to-be-bound?
want-to-dominate-me?
Yikes...perhaps I'll stay me then.
like how about-
love-to-be-fucked?
love-to-be-bound?
want-to-dominate-me?
Yikes...perhaps I'll stay me then.
JazzManJim
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tswyk said:
tswyk!
Please don't change your name now. I've grown attached to it! I like it! It makes me feel all funny in my special places!
tswyk
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Honey, if you knew what it stood for, then you'd REALLY feel all funny!
How sweet of you!
But....it seems that Miss Scarlett is taken - by someone who's made 1 post in 3 months.....
I e-mailed Laurel....
Maybe you could help me come up with something else, Jim? Tho I do like Scarlett as my AV - she and I are SOOOO much alike!
How sweet of you!
But....it seems that Miss Scarlett is taken - by someone who's made 1 post in 3 months.....
I e-mailed Laurel....
Maybe you could help me come up with something else, Jim? Tho I do like Scarlett as my AV - she and I are SOOOO much alike!
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TWB said:
The White Boy?
JazzManJim
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A Scene in a Cave deep in the Lit Desert
Laurel: "You have strength... real strength... You shall be known as Usul, which is the strength of the base of the pillar. This is your secret name on our Boards. But you must choose the name of manhood which we will call you openly."
JazzManJim: "What do you call the mouse shadow in the second moon?"
Laurel: "We call that one Mua'dib."
JMJ: "Can I be known as Jim Mua'dib?"
Laurel: "No. That is a stupid name. We would all laugh at you. You must pick something else."
JMJ: "Oh Damn. Umm....what is the shadow over there in the corner by the spider web?"
Laurel: "We call that one Mua'web"
JMJ: "Can I be.....?"
Laurel: "No! Look. What is it with you and shadows? Screw this whole picking your name thing. We let everyone do it and look what we have: sd142, TWB, tswyk, and Dixon Carter Lee. I'm going to pick your name for you.
<thinks a moment as the Lit Fremen shuffle around nervously behind her>
"Okay, got it. You are JazzManJim. Just keep the damned name you had to begin with. Your mother shall be a Sayyad...a Saydadin...a Said...a Really Big Mojo Woman among us. We welcome you. Well most of us."
Laurel: "You have strength... real strength... You shall be known as Usul, which is the strength of the base of the pillar. This is your secret name on our Boards. But you must choose the name of manhood which we will call you openly."
JazzManJim: "What do you call the mouse shadow in the second moon?"
Laurel: "We call that one Mua'dib."
JMJ: "Can I be known as Jim Mua'dib?"
Laurel: "No. That is a stupid name. We would all laugh at you. You must pick something else."
JMJ: "Oh Damn. Umm....what is the shadow over there in the corner by the spider web?"
Laurel: "We call that one Mua'web"
JMJ: "Can I be.....?"
Laurel: "No! Look. What is it with you and shadows? Screw this whole picking your name thing. We let everyone do it and look what we have: sd142, TWB, tswyk, and Dixon Carter Lee. I'm going to pick your name for you.
<thinks a moment as the Lit Fremen shuffle around nervously behind her>
"Okay, got it. You are JazzManJim. Just keep the damned name you had to begin with. Your mother shall be a Sayyad...a Saydadin...a Said...a Really Big Mojo Woman among us. We welcome you. Well most of us."
JazzManJim
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tswyk said:
Mmmmmm....couldn't you just PM me the Secret Meaning, then? My secret parts really do like feeling all funny.
Sure we could come up with something! Give me a little time to think it over and let's see what happens. Drop me a PM on it, seriously..
Dixon Carter Lee
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LOL
Holy shit, you're a Freemason.
I knew this place was going to Hell. I just didn't realize it was going to hell by the square, the level, and the plumb.
Holy shit, you're a Freemason.
I knew this place was going to Hell. I just didn't realize it was going to hell by the square, the level, and the plumb.
JazzManJim
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Re: Re: A Scene in a Cave deep in the Lit Desert
Always glad to bring a smile.
tswyk said:
LMAO!
Ok - that's twice in one day that you have totally blown me away!
You, my man, are on a roll!!!
Always glad to bring a smile.
JazzManJim
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Dixon Carter Lee said:
<eyes DCL suspiciously>
And just what else do you know of the Freemasons? Hmmm??
Dixon Carter Lee
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I'm a magician. What do you think, we only know how to make balloon animals?
JazzManJim
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Ooh! Ooh!
Do you know that really cool magician? That street magician guy? The one who levitates?
I can't remember his name.
He had a special last week on The Learning Channel (I believe) that was just tres cool.
Anyway....you know him?
Do you know that really cool magician? That street magician guy? The one who levitates?
I can't remember his name.
He had a special last week on The Learning Channel (I believe) that was just tres cool.
Anyway....you know him?
LukkyKnight
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Free the mason jars!
tswyk, you can pronounce it however you want to: It's a proper name, they don't always look just like they sound. Furthermore, since I've added you to my spellchecker it's not worth changing.
It's unique and distinctive, and it makes you-know-who feel you-know-how you-know-where.
tswyk, you can pronounce it however you want to: It's a proper name, they don't always look just like they sound. Furthermore, since I've added you to my spellchecker it's not worth changing.
It's unique and distinctive, and it makes you-know-who feel you-know-how you-know-where.
Dixon Carter Lee
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I know who he is, but I don't know him.
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tswyk
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Re: Free the mason jars!
YOU are the sweetest man - EVER!
LukkyKnight said:tswyk, you can pronounce it however you want to: It's a proper name, they don't always look just like they sound. Furthermore, since I've added you to my spellchecker it's not worth changing.
It's unique and distinctive, and it makes you-know-who feel you-know-how you-know-where.
YOU are the sweetest man - EVER!
LukkyKnight
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duh!
Just like it sounds!Nathon_88 said:
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TWB. Twenty Women Bending.
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