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Of course rich Literotica people will be bringing out their finest Waterford crystal, Edinburgh crystal or Tyrone crystal before pouring only the finest Champagne for New Year's Eve. However, just as a reminder, here is how it is done.

Here's How to Select a Bottle of Bubbly

Rappers pay homage to it. Marilyn Monroe was rumored to have bathed in it. And it's probably what's in your glass when you're toasting the new year, your anniversary or any other special occasion.

Champagne has long been synonymous with luxury. Although it is a sparkling wine, make no mistake -- not all sparkling wines are Champagne. The only European wines that can legally bear the name are those produced in the Champagne region of France -- an area particularly primed (thanks to cold weather and chalky soil) for creating the more earthy taste that Champagne is known for. (Other types of sparking wines tend to be fruity.) [The word "champagne" has often been used by makers of sparkling wine in other parts of the world to refer to a product that is not from the Champagne region of France.]

This, combined with a rigorous dual-fermentation process (called Méthode Champenoise) make drinking Champagne a more decadent experience than other sparkling wines, says Hervé Rousseau, owner of Flûte, a Champagne lounge in New York.

"You can taste the difference," he says. "Four doors, fancy headlights, leather seats. It's a real luxury ride."

Still, when it comes to choosing Champagne, you should be guided by your own personal taste and palate, says Rousseau. The good news is you can find a quality bottle for less than $50. Here are five factors to consider:

House
Moët & Chandon, Veuve Cliquot, Perrier-Jouët -- you don't need to know much about Champagne to recognize these big-name winemakers. But there are actually more than 100 Champagne houses, each with its own unique style.

"It's amazing the palate differences you have house to house," says Rousseau.

Go beyond the names you know, he suggests. Smaller houses such as Henri Abele or Gosset produce excellent Champagne; they just don't have the same marketing clout of the larger houses. Bonus: Boutique wines typically cost less.

Cuvée
Most houses produce several blends or varieties, or "cuvées," of Champagne:

Nonvintage. These blends epitomize the house's signature style, with little variation over the years, says Natalie MacLean, a sommelier and author of "Red, White and Drunk All Over."

Although these bottles are the cheapest a house produces, they can be of exceptional quality. Creating the same taste year after year is no easy feat. Often, more than 100 different wines from different years are included in the blend.

Vintage. Wine connoisseurs look for dated, or vintage bottles, which are only produced when a season's harvest is especially good.

"You're going to taste the difference the weather makes each year," says MacLean.

Which year is a vintage or a dated bottle is up to the house. "Not every house will create a vintage every year," says Emanuelle Chiche, managing director of The Bubble Lounge, a sparkling wine and Champagne bar with locations in New York and San Francisco.

Expect to spend double the price of a nonvintage blend -- and more still for a truly strong growing year. If you're set on a vintage bottle, conduct a little research on good growing years. Most recently, 1995, 1996, and 2002 were all considered exceptional years.

Prestige Cuvée. If you really want to live like a rock star (or rapper, as the case may be), seek out the house's pride and joy, the so-called prestige cuvée. (Think Louis Roederer's Cristal, or Moët & Chandon's Dom Perignon.)

These wines are, quite simply, the house's best of the best in a vintage year, says Chiche. They are held to higher standards of production, made in limited quantities from the first pressing of the very best grapes. And you can bet the price reflects that. A 1996 Dom Perignon, for example, starts at $150.

Age
Generally speaking, the older the bottle the more developed and nuanced its flavor, says Eric Benn, co-owner of The Bubble Lounge.

A nonvintage blend should be drunk within three years, while a vintage bottle can usually be kept for 10 to 15 years. But older isn't always better, he cautions -- you'll need to have great faith in your supplier that the bottle has been transported carefully and stored properly over the years.

Grapes
Only three grapes can be used to produce Champagne, says MacLean: Pinot Noir, Pinot Meunier and Chardonnay. Most use a blend of all three.

You'll also see rosés, which have a nonsparkling red wine added late in the process, and single-grape bottles. Blanc de Blancs use exclusively Chardonnay, while Blanc de Noir are solely Pinot grapes.

Base your pick on your regular wine choices -- if you prefer reds, look for more Pinot grapes; whites, more Chardonnay. Fewer rosé and single-grape wines are produced, so expect to pay slightly more for these bottles.

Sweetness
Prefer dry wines? Don't be fooled into picking up "extra dry" Champagne. From driest to sweetest, Champagnes are labeled as: super brut, extra brut, brut, extra dry (extra sec), sec (dry), demi-sec and doux.

Experts' Picks
Paul Goerg Brut NV 1 Bollinger Special Cuvée Brut NV 3
Henri Abele Brut Traditionel NV 2 Billecart-Salmon Brut Reserve NV 1
Piper Heidsieck Brut NV 2 Paul Goerg Brut 2000 2
Deutz Champagne Brut Classic NV 1 Moët & Chandon Brut Imperial Rosé 1999 3
Charles Heidsieck Brut Reserve NV 2 Billecart-Salmon Brut Rosé NV 1
A. Margaine Traditionelle Demi-Sec NV 1 Pol Roger Brut Reserve 1998 3
Bruno Paillard Brut Premiere Cuvée NV 1 Krug Grande Cuvée Brut NV 3
Louis Roederer Brut Premier NV 3
Recommendations from: 1 Benn. 2 Rousseau. 3 MacLean


Raise Your Glass
Now that you've purchased a bottle, get ready to enjoy it:

Storing. Consistency is the key, says Benn. "Champagne is a fragile item," he says. "You don't want to shock it. That will alter its taste."

Stand the bottle upright in a dark, cool place (say, the bottom of your closet) and don't move it.

Chilling. Stash your Champagne in the fridge overnight, or at minimum, for three hours before serving.

Need a quick chill? Don't use the freezer -- the bottle could explode. Instead, place the bottle in a bucket with ice, water and a little salt (the salt melts the ice, which creates a slushy mixture that cools the bottle quickly). Leave it there for about 20 minutes.

Opening. Opening a bottle of Champagne can be a little risky.

"The pressure in a bottle of Champagne is equal to the tires on a city bus," says MacLean. Use caution, and a healthy dose of common sense. Don't shake the bottle, and don't point the cork toward anyone.

To open the bottle properly, undo the wire and keep your hand on top of the cork.

"Grasp the cork in one hand and turn the bottle with the other," says Sharon Castillo, director of Office of Champagne, USA, which represents the Champagne houses. The cork should ease out slowly, aided by that pressure within the bottle.

"Try to minimize the sound," she says. "You want to avoid the loud pop."

The louder the noise, the more carbon dioxide is escaping -- and the less fizzy your wine will be.

Serving. Champagne flutes are de rigueur, but the best glass for preserving the fizz and wine aromas is one that's tulip-shaped.

When you hold the glass, touch the stem only. "It has nothing to do with fanciness," Rousseau says. "If you put your fingers on the glass, it will warm up the glass and the wine."
 
Interesting, but I'll be a Brut and stick with my lowly beer.

Cat
 
SeaCat said:
Interesting, but I'll be a Brut and stick with my lowly beer.

Cat

Normally I drink beer. However for New Year's Eve, I drop all restraints and order up the King of Champagnes [naturally I am referring to Andre, hey the stuff runs $3.50 at the store! You gotta' know it's good.]
 
R. Richard said:
Normally I drink beer. However for New Year's Eve, I drop all restraints and order up the King of Champagnes [naturally I am referring to Andre, hey the stuff runs $3.50 at the store! You gotta' know it's good.]

ROTFLMAO

Richard,

While in many cases we may disagree, and in some cases disgust each other I do like this.

While in Germany I used to buy the cheapest Champaigns in the vending machines. (Yes they do sell booze in Germany in Vending Machines.) Talk about low brow stuff. We're talking plastic bottles with twist off caps. Hey it worked.

Cat
 
You aint gonna' believe this but Andre now has a "twist off cap plastic cork.' There is apparently a twist off cap, but inside the cap there is still a 'plastic cork.' The plastic cork preserves all of the goodness that one naturally expects for $3.50 a bottle!
 
R. Richard said:
You aint gonna' believe this but Andre now has a "twist off cap plastic cork.' There is apparently a twist off cap, but inside the cap there is still a 'plastic cork.' The plastic cork preserves all of the goodness that one naturally expects for $3.50 a bottle!

Splurge and get the pink stuff. It's more romantic.
 
R. Richard said:
You aint gonna' believe this but Andre now has a "twist off cap plastic cork.' There is apparently a twist off cap, but inside the cap there is still a 'plastic cork.' The plastic cork preserves all of the goodness that one naturally expects for $3.50 a bottle!

Well hell, I may have to splurge and try it.

Cat
 
Does any of that there Champagne come in those easy carry boxes with the plastic spigots?

Fits right in the fridge, neat-o.

Seriously, Korbel offers some good quality champagnes that are easy on the wallet.

'Le Premier', 'Extra Dry' and 'Natural' come to mind.

They all taste pretty darn good.

No point bein' a snob about it.

Happy New Year.

Peace (in 2007).
 
I have people I know and that I visited during Christmas. They gave me a glass of Andre and I accepted it gladly. It was what they could afford and maybe splurged on. I have other people I know and that I visited during Christmas. They gave me a glass of Cristal and I accepted it gladly and enjoyed it very much. The people who gave me a glass of Cristal could more easily afford the Cristal than the other people could afford the Andre. It is truly the thought that counts. In addition, some day the people who gave me the Andre may some day be able to afford the Cristal. They are good people and will do well over time. Since I took their Andre, they had to take the expensive doll I bought for their little girl. Some day, that doll may buy my life. The guy pays his debts.

What is in the glass is not nearly as important as the friend who hands you the glass.
 
Boo Champagne, Boo France!

Yeah, Freedom Sparkling White Wine!

Actually, I'm mostly partly kidding. In seriousness, don't forget the many fine sparkling white wines that aren't from Champagne France, and hence not called Champagnes.
 
only_more_so said:
Boo Champagne, Boo France!

Yeah, Freedom Sparkling White Wine!

Actually, I'm mostly partly kidding. In seriousness, don't forget the many fine sparkling white wines that aren't from Champagne France, and hence not called Champagnes.

In the US and some other countries it is permitted to use the name 'Champagne' as a generic name for a type of wine, even though the wine is not from the Champagne region of France. To the best of my knowledge, only certain types of grapes are acceptable to make Champagne, even if the grapes are not grown in the Champagne region of France.
 
Un Chateau Bébé Canard?

Has anyone tried Baby Duck or is it just a legend up here in the Great White? Baby Duck goes exceptionally well with a forty of Bull Max for those who want to ring in the new year with class and style.
 
I will probably toast my wife with a glass of Martinelli Sparkling Cider and be alseep by 11:00. :D Being old sucks, but it's still better than the only possible alternative.
 
R. Richard said:
In the US and some other countries it is permitted to use the name 'Champagne' as a generic name for a type of wine, even though the wine is not from the Champagne region of France. To the best of my knowledge, only certain types of grapes are acceptable to make Champagne, even if the grapes are not grown in the Champagne region of France.

Yeah, there are all sorts of laws about Champage. I looked it up on wikipedia, apparently you are allowed eight different varietals including Pinot Noir, Chardonnay and Meunier (didn't list the others).

Anyway, what interested me was the sabre method of opening a bottle. Basically you just the saber to break off the lip of the bottle, which takes the cork with it.
 
I bought a bottle Cristalino from Spain at World Market last summer for about $8. It had one of those semi-phony wine review tags on the bin that are very useful nevertheless, saying it was not only a great value, but a nice wine. Long story short, I'm hardly an oenephile but it tasted good to me and I went back to buy a case. It was my wine of choice all summer, and at some point I bought another case, half of which remains.
 
Roxanne Appleby said:
I bought a bottle Cristalino from Spain at World Market last summer for about $8. It had one of those semi-phony wine review tags on the bin that are very useful nevertheless, saying it was not only a great value, but a nice wine. Long story short, I'm hardly an oenephile but it tasted good to me and I went back to buy a case. It was my wine of choice all summer, and at some point I bought another case, half of which remains.

If you like it, that's the key. Better to drink a $8 bottle of wine that you like than a $100 bottle of wine you don't like because a wine reviewer liked the expensive stuff.
 
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