Chain Story Idea "I never thought this would happen to me...."

[Guest]

I am sure at one time or another we have all read PH Forum... and the starting line to so many of those little gems is "I never thought this would happen to me...."

I think it would be a hysterical scream to to a chain story that all of them follow the theme of some completely outrageous thing that would never in a million years happen to anyone.

I think this would be so much fun and I hope others do as well.

 

[Kassiana]

I never thought this could totally happen, but it really did. Honest. I am so not making this up.

Okay, so there was this guy, right? And he had these really cool pointy ears and pale skin and sexy wrists and all that? Okay? So he was telling me there was this war or whatever between ... well, I don't know, fairies or something. I was too busy drooling over this freaking LOG in his pants (real leather) to notice.

Anyway, this really ugly guy pushed a huge sword through his guts, which was totally gross and got blood stains on my Ferragamos! He had a log in his pants too. No, a real one.

That's how I got those splinters in my pussy.

Stop laughing, damn it! I spend more on shoes than you make in a year!