Central Florida

[Floridaguy692]

omg... it's gonna get deep in here with that statement

<--Puts on hip boots.

 

[potatos]

the sun sure was out today.....
im a walking lobster, probally should
have worn sunscreen but the clouds/sprinkles
when i first got there made me think it was
gonna stay like that...... dammit

any ladies wanna wanna rub aloe on me

 

[starrynightin64]

the sun sure was out today.....
im a walking lobster, probally should
have worn sunscreen but the clouds/sprinkles
when i first got there made me think it was
gonna stay like that...... dammit

any ladies wanna wanna rub aloe on me

omg... you're gonna be a hurting puppy over that one...
just remember if it gets bad tonight to take some asprin like if you have a fever to help some with that heat...

 

[potatos]

oh its okay now. i took half a tab and drank some hen & coke
dont feel much but alittle queezy which pain pills usually have
that effect on me... but i'll be sleeping well tonight. thanks for
the suggestion tho

 

[PassionateLeo67]

debating on cocoa beach or playa linda....

hmmmmm

A bad day at the beach is better than a good day at work!

 

[potatos]

welll... its bary early. and ive got to drive to WPB
fun fun.....

 

[starrynightin64]

welll... its bary early. and ive got to drive to WPB
fun fun.....

Better you then me... they have way too much traffic down there....
makes me wonder that the whole South Florida area hasn't falled off the state due to the traffic load...

 

[potatos]

yeah. i got down there 730. traffic wasnt too bad, and by the time i headed back to CFL rush hour was over, so i didnt have to deal with too many assholes on the road.

but after driving in a large city and congested roads make me appriciate the small town living where i get from one side of town to the other in the matter of 10-15 minutes. and you always make it threw the traffic lights without getting stopped 2 or more times.

 

[Floridaguy692]

Driving here in Florida is like Russian roulette

 

[PassionateLeo67]

Driving here in Florida is like Russian roulette

Yeah and you'd better watch it. I'm back out on the roads again today!

 

[starrynightin64]

Yeah and you'd better watch it. I'm back out on the roads again today!

we have a lot of driving Q-tips here in the St Pete area

 

[Floridaguy692]

I'm trying to teach my car to climb palm trees to get out of way.

 

[potatos]

okay... tell ya what i did about all the wankers on the road
today. i drive a truck for my job so ive got a single air horn,
but the size alone intimidates people. so they usually get
out of my way and respect me on the road, so i dont have
to use it very often....

now with my personal car. its a 4 door white car.... blind
to some people. so i installed an air tank/compressor in the
trunk, with train horns in the front grill. rigged it all to the
stock horn, so when someone cuts me off, or merges into
my lane, or even rides 10 under in the fast lane.... i give a
few blasts of the horn. and they relize im there. they dont
beleive it came from my car, but trust me. they see me.

its also fun to scare people. mwhahahah

 

[starrynightin64]

okay... tell ya what i did about all the wankers on the road
today. i drive a truck for my job so ive got a single air horn,
but the size alone intimidates people. so they usually get
out of my way and respect me on the road, so i dont have
to use it very often....

now with my personal car. its a 4 door white car.... blind
to some people. so i installed an air tank/compressor in the
trunk, with train horns in the front grill. rigged it all to the
stock horn, so when someone cuts me off, or merges into
my lane, or even rides 10 under in the fast lane.... i give a
few blasts of the horn. and they relize im there. they dont
beleive it came from my car, but trust me. they see me.

its also fun to scare people. mwhahahah

omg... we have a guy who drives by at Friday Flag waves with one of the air horns on his pick up.... freaking loud man!

 

[potatos]

im a bit careful with it tho, i dont honk around young kids,
and people who look like they might have heart failure.
everyone else is fair game.


though i have been chased from the grocery store parking
lot, followed about a mile, and i pulled over. the two chicks
i honked at, werent too happy, and had a carton of eggs
ready to throw. i guess i was cute, and they changed their
minds. wish i had it on camera, cause i usually film it. my
luck, if i had it on camera i would have ended up with
scrambled eggs on my car interior.

many more stories, but that'll come later

 

[Orionsarrow84]

where's Brevard?

so hows everyone been? i have not check this site out in months!

any more fellow members of Brevard County join?

 

[potatos]

recently joined, im located in north brevard

 

[PassionateLeo67]

recently joined, im located in north brevard

Welcome to the Central FL board!

 

[Floridaguy692]

Welcome.

 

[Floridaguy692]

Am I talking to myself?

 

[PassionateLeo67]

Am I talking to myself?

It appeared that you were. Guess I'll have to keep ya company!

 

[Floridaguy692]

It appeared that you were. Guess I'll have to keep ya company!

Sweet.

 

[PassionateLeo67]

Sweet.

I wouldn't want you to have to sit and talk to yourself.

 

[Floridaguy692]

I wouldn't want you to have to sit and talk to yourself.

Thats very nice of you sweetpants my dear.

 

[starrynightin64]

I wouldn't want you to have to sit and talk to yourself.

I thought he talked to the drunk squirrels over by the pool....