Celebrity Stories

[JayDeeCee]

There's a lot of erotic celeb fic out there on the Internet (Literotica has the best of it, obviously). Am I the only one who wonders whether or not the actual celebrities themselves read some of it?

I must admit, after I've read a particularly arousing story about some actress, I do start to think about her reading it. Shocked and a little judgemental at first, then laughing at the idea, then slowly starting to become a little excited at the scenario in the story, imagining herself going through it and then, secretly and bashfully, pleasuring herself to it.

Anyone else?

 

[JayDeeCee]

Just me then?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Oprah...call me.

There's a lot of erotic celeb fic out there on the Internet (Literotica has the best of it, obviously). Am I the only one who wonders whether or not the actual celebrities themselves read some of it?

I must admit, after I've read a particularly arousing story about some actress, I do start to think about her reading it. Shocked and a little judgemental at first, then laughing at the idea, then slowly starting to become a little excited at the scenario in the story, imagining herself going through it and then, secretly and bashfully, pleasuring herself to it.

Anyone else?

I started writing here in 2007 and was competing in Literotica's year long Survivor and I was winning, that is, until a mystery person showed up the last couple months of the contest and posted just enough stories to beat me, a couple hundred stories.

Now that have a rule about last minute players.

Anyway, after the contest was over and the winner was announced, I received a Fedex envelope in the mail and inside was a check for $5,000. Of course, I thought the check was a phony. Inside the envelope was a note that read, "You should have won the Survivor Contest."

First place was only $500 and this check was for $5,000.

I took it to my bank and my banker said the check looked good, but just in case to deposit in a separate account, just in case the writer of the check was out to get my account number and the whole thing was a scam.

I waited a few weeks and the check was good. The only think I know was the check was drawn on a bank in Colorado.

I was puzzled who'd send me $5,000. Then, I wondered if it was a celebrity, as around that time, I was writing my Paparazzi stories about Cher, Madonna, and a few other celebrities.

This is a true story, believe it or not. The point is, you never know who reads this stuff. Just because someone is a celebrity and rich doesn't mean that they don't have sexual fetishes, too.

It wouldn't surprise me if Oprah, with Gayle King on one side of the bed and Stedman in the middle, reads my stories.

"Oprah, if you're reading this, call me."

 

[sr71plt]

The first complaint after declaring they were over (See the Earth Day thread). I bet fifteen minutes. Anyone else come closer?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

See, that's the difference between you and me.

You read this as a complaint.

I read this as what happened to me.

You've always been jealous that good things don't happen to you. Well, Sir, good things don't happen to bad people. Bad things happen to bad people.

Believe my story or not, but it's true. All of it.

Who's complaining? I'm just relating the truth, something you've never been able to do, huh, Sr71plt.

So, tell everyone who you are today.

Are you the Supersonic pilot? The CIA agent? The famous movie star? The broadway singer? The diplomat? The teacher of the Bible? Or the model?

Have I missed anything that you've professed to be and have done over the 4 years?

Tell me, Sr71? Who's the liar here?

 

[sr71plt]

Oh, no, you're looking at it wrong. That year someone sent you a $5,000 check, they'd already sent me a $10,000 check not to compete against you in the survivor's contest, because they were tired of seeing you cry.

Oh, Freddie, you are such a transparent fruitcake.

 

[Boxlicker101]

There's a lot of erotic celeb fic out there on the Internet (Literotica has the best of it, obviously). Am I the only one who wonders whether or not the actual celebrities themselves read some of it?

I must admit, after I've read a particularly arousing story about some actress, I do start to think about her reading it. Shocked and a little judgemental at first, then laughing at the idea, then slowly starting to become a little excited at the scenario in the story, imagining herself going through it and then, secretly and bashfully, pleasuring herself to it.

Anyone else?

I wrote a story about Mrs. Giggles, and she got quite a kick out of it. It was meant as a group sex story, but she thought of it as being fanfic. I also wrote a pair of stories about Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian, and the first one was pirated for a Kim website. I don't know why they didn't take the second one instead.

I suspect they do read stories about themselves, but I don't know if they like them or not.

 

[estragon]

Oh, no, you're looking at it wrong. That year someone sent you a $5,000 check, they'd already sent me a $10,000 check not to compete against you in the survivor's contest, because they were tired of seeing you cry.

Oh, Freddie, you are such a transparent fruitcake.

I hope you both declared those checks on your 1040s. I don't know who the celebrities read, but boasting about big checks on an open website is an invitation to my friends at IRS. Or any lurker-whistleblower.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I hope you both declared those checks on your 1040s. I don't know who the celebrities read, but boasting about big checks on an open website is an invitation to my friends at IRS. Or any lurker-whistleblower.

Hey, knock yourself out. If you report me, the IRS gives you 20%.

Unfortunately, I'm a tax accountant and I donated the money to the homeless shelter where I pass out food every Sunday.

Now, as far as Sr71 goes, he's just lying, which is what he does.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hey, knock yourself out. If you report me, the IRS gives you 20%.

Unfortunately, I'm a tax accountant and I donated the money to the homeless shelter where I pass out food every Sunday.

Now, as far as Sr71 goes, he's just lying, which is what he does.

Generally speaking, contest winnings are taxable, but gifts received are not. If somebody gave you five or ten thousand dollars with no strings attached, and you were under no obligation to perform any task and have not done anything to earn it, that is a gift, and exempt.

 

[sr71plt]

I hope you both declared those checks on your 1040s. I don't know who the celebrities read, but boasting about big checks on an open website is an invitation to my friends at IRS. Or any lurker-whistleblower.

Oh, I did, I did. Since I have to file a complete income report annually to keep my security clearances, there wasn't much of a question of that. Of course my check was actually signed, so I could reference where the money came from.

 

[Stella_Omega]

You could get very metafictional, with plots where the celeb reads a story about themselves -- paired with some other celeb, perhaps-- and it gets them so hot they go find that other celeb to proposition them.

I remember reading one story-- about fictional characters -- who were laying around complaining that the writer won't let them do anything except fuck... so they do.

And another one where a series character runs into the actor that plays him IRL. The auteur director of the series has a cameo as bartender.