Celebrity name-dropping

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I once ran into Jerry Seinfeld at an art festival in Park City, Utah. He's a very handsome man. He stopped and stared at my chest ... he did smile, though.

And I happened to catch Robert Redford at Sundance one day. I asked him if he wanted to come back to my room or would he prefer to take me right there on the wooden sidewalk. I wouldn't even care if I got splinters in my butt.

And you guys?
 
I once ran into Jerry Seinfeld at an art festival in Park City, Utah. He's a very handsome man. He stopped and stared at my chest ... he did smile, though.

Jerry does seem to prefer gals with a little extra on top. His ex-gf Shoshanna was very good at filling her bikini top.

I do have a tale to tell about sex with a person who would later become very famous, but alas, I must keep that secret.
 
Jerry does seem to prefer gals with a little extra on top. His ex-gf Shoshanna was very good at filling her bikini top.

I do have a tale to tell about sex with a person who would later become very famous, but alas, I must keep that secret.

Well, I don't know what he was looking at with me .. lol. Probably wondering where the rest of mine was.

Oh darn, Bongo, I wanna hear the juicy details! ;)
 
My favorite celebrities are those dudes who are famous in their own mind and incapable of social interaction and who mistake being obnoxious for being funny. What a delight they are!
 
I met Don Rickles while I was in navy boot camp...he used our company for the marching drills in his TV show, "CPO Sharky"...

I was on the Art Linkletter show and obviously talked to him.....

I stood in line in front of Tom Selleck while waiting to get in to see Star Wars when it first came out when he was making Magnum PI while stationed in Hawaii...
 
I met Don Rickles while I was in navy boot camp...he used our company for the marching drills in his TV show, "CPO Sharky"...

I was on the Art Linkletter show and obviously talked to him.....

I stood in line in front of Tom Selleck while waiting to get in to see Star Wars when it first came out when he was making Magnum PI while stationed in Hawaii...

You were one of those kids that said embarrassing stuff about your parents??? LOL ... that's funny :)
 
I sat next to Jane Seymour at a Los Angeles Dodgers game one night. Met Erik Estrada, who played "Ponch" on Chips. Also met Stacy Keibler a few years back.
 
I got to meet Arlo Guthrie once, backstage after a concert.
I asked him what the weirdest question he'd ever been asked was. After a short pause, he looked me straight in the eye and with a grin, said, "That one."

Yay me.
 
Raymond "Ray" Walter Traylor, Jr; known as The Big Boss man once when I was working at a toy's store when I was going to school. Nice guy.
 
Nah, it was almost three decades back, a week before Halloween.
And no, he dinna play "Alice's Restaurant", though he did play "Motorcycle"

Did I read somewhere that he wrote a sequel to Alice's Restaurant? Or maybe extended the original? He did something to it.
 
Did I read somewhere that he wrote a sequel to Alice's Restaurant? Or maybe extended the original? He did something to it.

He's had a couple of variations on it, updated the lyrics for the Reagan years and Bush (41) years, then a version in '97 with some different arrangements, also a version that was more 'radio friendly' at under five minutes...

So yah, he's done a few things with it.
 
He's had a couple of variations on it, updated the lyrics for the Reagan years and Bush (41) years, then a version in '97 with some different arrangements, also a version that was more 'radio friendly' at under five minutes...

So yah, he's done a few things with it.

I don't know how in hell he could condense the story to 5 minutes!
 
I once ran into Jerry Seinfeld at an art festival in Park City, Utah. He's a very handsome man. He stopped and stared at my chest ... he did smile, though.

And I happened to catch Robert Redford at Sundance one day. I asked him if he wanted to come back to my room or would he prefer to take me right there on the wooden sidewalk. I wouldn't even care if I got splinters in my butt.

And you guys?
1. John Wayne
2. Martha Raye
3. Bob Denver (Gilligan)
4. James Woods
5. Dwayne Johnson
 
I've met Robert Newman who played Josh Lewis on Guiding Light. Super nice guy.

I've also met Al Lindner who is a professional fisherman. Also really nice.
 
Once waited on Daniel Baldwin in a deli i was working in. Know he is not a famous Baldwin brother but damn he IS a Baldwin brother :p
 
Does Victoria Principal count? Met her once very briefly.
 
I know lots of celebrities. *bragging but true*

When I was 16 or 17 I almost got into a fist fight with Charlie Sheen at his house.

Hung out at a club with Billy Idol twice.

Played pool with Bush (X)

Played football with Jerry Rice.

Been pitched to by Greg Maddux.

Shared food with Tim Cruise and Nicole Kidman as a little promo thing.

Got onstage with Nickelback before they made it big.

Played basketball with Jamaal Magloire.

Shit....theres so many more....this is getting ridiculous.
 
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