Celebrity Lesbians

[Cheri]

PH, I for one always found great visual interest in the three marble forms in the broken link box...the beauty in the play of a green ball, magenta triangle and blue cube are perfect symbols of celebrity lesbianism and I'm deeply impressed that you saw it that way. How profound!
(quickly fleeing for being such smartass and enjoying it so much!)

 

[Purple Haze]

shit.

[Edited by Purple Haze on 10-05-2000 at 09:54 PM]

 

[Cheri]

shit.

[Edited by Purple Haze on 10-05-2000 at 09:54 PM]

Can I at least hope that the edited part contained some sort of slam? I've been trying my best to induce people to stop treating me like a delicate flower but it's so hard to shake labels! ~sigh

 

[R Nitelight]

Cheri

Bitch.

 

[Purple Haze]

Cheri

Bitch

 

[Expertise]

Are you two in some kind of mind meld?

 

[Cheri]

Can anyone say Sybil?

Are you two in some kind of mind meld?

Just what I'm thinking dude! Oh, and boys or dude, which ever the case may be, come up with something better than that lame assed insult. Geesh. Here I had my hopes up and everything!

 

[R Nitelight]

Purple Haze

This is it, dude. Pull out the 'bite a fart' line. She's askin' for it.
Oh, yeah.
Damn.

 

[Purple Haze]

Sorry, Cheri, hoping to start a string of bitches for you, didn't work, best I could do.

How about this,

Double bitch.

Better?

 

[Jade]

Jade and Lucy Liu (if Jade was a lesbian)

 

[Cheri]

A bit better, but still a long long way from the inspired crap I layed on you. The 'bit my fart' line would have been a step in the right direction but lacks the intellectual degree I was hoping for as well. See, now I'm so depressed I can't even muster the enthusiasm to lob another one back at ya...sigh.

 

[Guest]

Jade and Lucy Liu

I'd consider paying money to see that one Jade... You don't need a fluffer, do you?

 

[Bliss]

A bit better, but still a long long way from the inspired crap I layed on you. The 'bit my fart' line would have been a step in the right direction but lacks the intellectual degree I was hoping for as well. See, now I'm so depressed I can't even muster the enthusiasm to lob another one back at ya...sigh.

In honor of Hazzie and Nitelights symbiosis...
Turn on iseeku, fuckknuckle!

 

[Purple Haze]

[fake celeb pick removed per third party request]

 

[Guest]

(*Standing and Applauding*)

Outstanding Purple!!!! Outstanding!

 

[Jade]

Re: Jade and Lucy Liu

I'd consider paying money to see that one Jade... You don't need a fluffer, do you?

Hehe.. a what?

 

[Guest]

Male fluffer. At your service.

It's a term from the porn industry used to refer to the individuals who ensure that the talent (actor/actress), is "prepared" to do their scene. Most often used in reference to the ladies who ensure the men have raging hard-ons prior to shooting a scene. The ladies have fluffers too... that's where I come in... hehehe

 

[Purple Haze]

[fake celeb pic removed per third party request]

For the oldsters.

 

[Sonora]

Uuuugggg, where's Cheyenne and her Magic Lotion??

 

[Silverlily]

Ugh, no joke! That was was rather yucky! Completely made me forget my answer.

 

[Sonora]

I've been thinking that you'd need to take a weed-whacker to that first before you could even think about Magic!

 

[Cheri]

As my husband would say "70's bush". lol Did they even think of doing a bit of grooming?

 

[Purple Haze]

Alright, this is my last one, promise, had to share.

[fake celeb pic removed per third party request]

 

[R Nitelight]

I'm surprised she would autograph something like that.

 

[Purple Haze]

She was very nice, in fact, very sweet genuine person.