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A quick fly by post, so s'cuse me for buggering off again right after, but I just HAD to share this dream I had last night.

I gave Chris Moyles a blow job!!! I didn't think I even fancied the guy! (Changed my mind now, though, cos in my dream he had a really big dick. :eek:)

Hanyways!!! Back-tracking somewhat...

Other "celebrities" appeared in my dream, too. Well, "Lit celebrities" anyway. :D Ok, not loads, but there were two there.

I'd gone to a concert-type thing, in a theatre, but it wasn't in a theatre, it was outside. Actually, I'm not sure. It was outside, but indoors. I'm a bit confooosed about that.

I was there with Lew (lewdandlicentious, for those who don't know), of all people (;) :D :p), and we were singing and dancing and stuff, in the crowd. Again, this is confusing, because there was a crowd, but then again we were alone in the foyer ( :confused: ). We were getting on down (just dancing!!!!), when EL (English Lady!!!) walked past us!!!

Lew looked at me and said, "Do you mind?"

I said, "'Course not! I've just seen Chris Moyles over there!!!"

:confused:

Lew turned and followed EL out of the room/theatre/foyer/tent ouside/in the open air (I don't have a clue!), pinching her bum as they went. :D

I'd spotted Chris Moyles alone in the corner, under a duvet, with only his head poking out the top. He looked very miserable. So, I went over there, got on my knees, then crawled under the duvet. He was completely stark naked underneath it, with a raging hard on!!! Why the fuck he'd looked so miserable, I don't know!

Anyway, without even a by your leave, or a quick hello, I began to suck him off. It didn't take long, before he blew his load into my mouth. Once finished, still without a word between us, I reversed out from under the duvet, crawling until I was free from it. Then I just walked away, without even looking back at him.

That was the end of the dream.

Weird, huh?

:confused:

Lou :cathappy:

P.S. For those who don't know, Chris Moyles is the saviour of Radio 1 (or so his jingle says!). He presents the morning show.
 
Hey, thats cool I'm getting laid (well butt pinched) in Lou's dreams! :cool:


Very nice. I don't often have celebrity dreams, however I do remember once going shopping for a sofa Jacuzzi with Wayne Rooney. Yeah, I have no idea. it was a very weird dream.

I snogged The Earl once in a dream, he was a damn good kisser actually :devil:
 
Where my dreams have been taking me

Ah, perchance to dream.
 
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I once dreamt that Gary Busey (blech) was running an ice cream shack near my home, and took me over the refrigerator causing my nipples to stick to the cold metal while he served his customers.

After they left, he had to pour boiling deep frying grease all over my breasts in order to free them.
 
sincerely_helene said:
I once dreamt that Gary Busey (blech) was running an ice cream shack near my home, and took me over the refrigerator causing my nipples to stick to the cold metal while he served his customers.

After they left, he had to pour boiling deep frying grease all over my breasts in order to free them.
Visualizing Gary Busey and Helene.

I'm creeped out.
 
rhinoguy said:
trying to dream about sincerelyHelene...though to date it is just wake fantasies.

I just want to be a toy duck.......

Where's CD when you really need advice on toy ducks......
 
cheerful_deviant said:
I'd sell my soul to be one of Helene's ducks. :devil:

I don't have a soul, but I'd trade my worthless fuckin' Gateway...

:mad:























And it'd be well worth it.

Q_C
 
Quiet_Cool said:
Sorry. Didn't hear that.

I was looking at your titts. :eek:

Q_C

I'm sure you meant to say 'duck.' Common typo; no need to blush. :D

I had another of which Colin Firth was a strict Drill Sergeant and busted me with kink mags 'neath my sheets during bedcheck. Won't go into detail (it involves some serious s&m,) but yummmmm! It might have made a delicious blackmail story.
 
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