CBS Movie: Mayday! Liberal Trash!

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CBS's Mayday, done on the cheap, is full of holes

By Diane Werts
Newsday
Posted October 1 2005






"Maybe the problem with CBS's new Sunday popcorn movie Mayday isn't that it could be better. It actually could be worse. Then this would be deliriously mockable trash instead of an occasionally gripping but mostly frustratingly loony piece of hooey.

Back the tone takes us, to the 1970s heyday of Airport, The Poseidon Adventure (being remade by NBC for November sweeps) and other big-ticket disaster flicks, filled with character cliches, stunted dialogue and elaborate special effects. CBS's tiny-ticket production certainly manages the first two. Critics' preview tapes did not include finished effects, but let's just say we don't expect big-time pyrotechnics. The fanciest shot in the version we saw was a 360-degree circling of star Aidan Quinn as his vexing teen son bids him goodbye in an airport concourse.

Since Quinn isn't all that interesting, even if his kid is giving him fits, the movie then starts hopping all over to introduce its other participants. (Describing them as "characters" might imply they embody actual life.) Included are the plucky flight attendant (Kelly Hu), the "I should retire and play golf" pilot (Michael Murphy), the family flying to Japan with their two golden retrievers in the cargo hold, and some people somehow involved in some sort of restaurant. Since they're not intriguing either, we meet the air-traffic control folks and a Navy team readying some unrelated missile test.

Uh-oh. Can you say "intersection"?

Authors Nelson DeMille and Thomas Block could, and their novel of the same name became a best seller. But turning it into a quick-and-easy TV movie doesn't just illustrate the implausibilities, it amplifies them. Everything gets delivered in shorthand in order to cram in all the disaster exposition.

Cinematic visualization exposes way too much wackiness. A "supersonic" jetliner gets hit broadside by a missile at 65,000 feet and the plane keeps flying with a teensy hole? People cling at length to other almost-sucked-out people under that kind of pressure? Quinn's "weekend pilot" takes time from trying to fly the crippled plane to discuss his parenting woes with cockpit partner Hu? Say what?

The last two-thirds of Mayday perk up a bit in concentrating on the nail-biting exercise of Quinn's "insane gamble to try to land that plane." The quote comes from Gail O'Grady as an insurance executive for the airline, who insists "there is no upside" to Quinn's succeeding, at least when it comes to their "liability situation." She and other "suits" conspire the way nasty bureaucratic villains do, which is mirrored by the Navy honchos (Dean Cain and Charles S. Dutton) debating how to cover up their own classified "oops."

All this corporate demonizing might feel emotionally satisfying in our little-guy-gets-screwed era, but sense it doesn't necessarily make. Characters come and go at random, sometimes being abandoned midfilm. Topping it all is an absurd ending.

Just so you don't have to watch, I'll tell you. The golden retrievers come out fine."

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/feature...,0,3734785.story?coll=sfla-features-headlines

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As yet another nail in the coffin interring liberal left wing artistic influence in films and television, aside from the 25 examples just tonight on cable television promoting gay and lesbian rights, single moms, bisexuals, long suffering humanists and ecologists, I thought I would offer a review of “Mayday”, but find the above review, in milder terms, offers the same opinion. At least I am not totally alone.

Mayday is the typical anti American, anti Business, anti Corporate left wing propaganda offering by Hollywood liberal screen writers and producers.

First off, the Military tries to cover up and accidental missile strike on a commercial airliner. Bad Military.

Second, The Corporate giant airline industry tries to cover up the ‘potential’ loss of a plane to cut losses to the company.

Thirdly, the dastardly Insurance company, chooses the ‘financial’ best option without regard to human life.

Of course, only the courage, bravery and ethical behavior of the common man, (proletariat) saves the day.

Such bullshit.

Left Wing Liberals should be embarrassed, but they will not, and the onslaught will continue even though we now know and point out your nasty little habits of biting the hand that feeds you.

Left wing intellectuals suck, big time. Hello Monica….

Amicus…
 
I never watch CBS. *nods*

Hi Amicus. How is the book stuff going?
 
Are you a masochist, ami?

I mean you actually WATCH this schlock.

Sincerely,
ElSol
 
elsol said:
Are you a masochist, ami?

I mean you actually WATCH this schlock.

Sincerely,
ElSol

Those would be my thoughts as well.

Ami, you've done this before. You actually sit through the TV drivel. Then you complain to everyone in the AH about the drivel, usually calling it some sort of liberal plot.

Then when no one responds to your thread you complain that AH members haven't watched the drivel, er show, and isn't that terrible. And then you question how on earth the AH folks tolerate being so uneducated because we haven't watched the drivel.

But it's still just drivel, baby.

:kiss:
 
Note to Amicus: The stuff on the Cartoon Network isn't real either.

Do your brain a favor: Bob Hope is dead. Turn the damned thing off.
 
Don't believe him, Zoot. He doesn't actually write, either. Have you seen him make coherent sense for the span of two sentences? Ever? The novels are pure moonshine and fantasy.
 
Hello, Yui, yes along with all the others....

To my Liberal friends...yes...I watch the 'drivel', what a neat word...

Liberal left wing drivel...has become common fare, everywhere (alliteration) and I make note of it, whether on college campus, local newspaper, television or the drivel of newly released films, television or the silver screen.

What you do not seem to yet be aware of is...overkill...there is a groundswell arising, not just against gay marriage in state elections, but everywhere, against the past 35 years of the left wing liberal agenda of progressive legislation that basically attacks the traditional morality of America.

I am seldom wrong about these things, and continually amaze myself with my predictions, based on observation and accumulated data.

Without doing the research...was it not from 1932 with the election of FDR until 1952, with the election of Eisenhower, that Democrats held the White House? Twenty full years of left wing democrats...did a lot of damage.

Perhaps it is not possible to undo the damage done in a shorter period of time, as I see no shining star on the horizon to carry forth the Goldwater vision, the Reagan Revolution and the Bush, 'holding the fort' mentality.

But it is possible that the feminist Liberals will actually nominate Hilary or another Kerry lookalike and Republicans might maintain the White House and both Houses of Congress for another eight years from 2008.

That may be sufficient time to stop, if not reverse, the socialist, Liberal trend within government.

If you have any acuity at all, you will recognize that the pendulum does indeed swing both ways. It took 70 years for the graveyard that was the Soviet Union to rot away the socialist dream. It has been nearly 70 years of FDR's 'New Socialist Deal' to wither on the vine, perhaps with courage, we can recover the spirit of the American Revolution that glorified the rights of the individual.

Alas, it will not be I, unless through my writings, that guide this new quest for human dignity among the cloistering collectivists, who seem always to be with us as parasites and second handers.

But, I rather think I am not alone in my pursuit of human dignity and others shall take up the torch and toast the loathsome baggage of the left wing liberals that so infest us.

That was rather literary, I may save it to, amicus2k5, random thoughts on the evil empire file.

amicus...
 
Damn!

Suckered again!

I thought we were talking about shitty TV.

You're really good at this, Ami.

Kinda like the old Energizer Commercial...

Sincerely,
ElSol
 
Alas, it will not be I, unless through my writings, that guide this new quest for human dignity among the cloistering collectivists, who seem always to be with us as parasites and second handers.

What shit.
 
Dr. Mab, Cantdog....there is, actually, a method to my madness...

Since the time of Senator McCarthy, I think, in the early 50's, pointed out the 'Communist' influence in Hollywood, there has been a concerted effort by the left wing to concentrate, as in '1984', on mass communications.

From elementary to middle to high school, to college textbooks, Liberals have pressed a 'progressive' agenda...Liberals have also reigned in the Literary, screen writing and television field, aka Murphy Brown, for half a century.

It is all coming to an end.

Deal with it.


amicus....
 
Cantdog....in reply to your most intellectual reply, BITE ME!
 
What you do not seem to yet be aware of is...overkill...there is a groundswell arising, not just against gay marriage in state elections, but everywhere, against the past 35 years of the left wing liberal agenda of progressive legislation that basically attacks the traditional morality of America.

Tradionational Religious Morality.

I can't wait until we get to roast the atheists.

Sincerely,
ElSol
 
amicus said:
Dr. Mab, Cantdog....there is, actually, a method to my madness...

Since the time of Senator McCarthy, I think, in the early 50's, pointed out the 'Communist' influence in Hollywood, there has been a concerted effort by the left wing to concentrate, as in '1984', on mass communications.

From elementary to middle to high school, to college textbooks, Liberals have pressed a 'progressive' agenda...Liberals have also reigned in the Literary, screen writing and television field, aka Murphy Brown, for half a century.

It is all coming to an end.

Deal with it.


amicus....

Oh god... Ami.

Why did you have to pull out McCarthy?

*bad juju*

*bad juju*

That's the boogie-man!

Reagan -- Okay.

Elder Bush -- Okay

Younger Bush -- If you have to...

McCarthy -- Bad! Real Bad!

Sincerely,
ElSol
 
elsol said:
Oh god... Ami.

Why did you have to pull out McCarthy?

*bad juju*

*bad juju*

That's the boogie-man!

Reagan -- Okay.

Elder Bush -- Okay

Younger Bush -- If you have to...

McCarthy -- Bad! Real Bad!

Sincerely,
ElSol

Back to the intense like again. *sigh*
 
Oh, my, is Yui upset with me?

Sighs...and I had such fantasies, alas, alack, woe is me...

amicus the forlorn...
 
dr_mabeuse said:
Note to Amicus: The stuff on the Cartoon Network isn't real either.

Do your brain a favor: Bob Hope is dead. Turn the damned thing off.


Sacrildge!

If you can't believe in underdog who can you believe in?
 
Colleen Thomas said:
Sacrildge!

If you can't believe in underdog who can you believe in?

:kiss:

I don't think Underdog is on anymore.

My kids prefer The Teen Titans (young Robin, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Raven and Starfire) and The Life and Times of Juniper Lee (young female magic-monster ass-kicker) and also Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

And yes, you can believe in those shows.
 
The fact is, the broadcasters don't care if their shows are right- or left-wing. All they care about is that people watch them. If there were a big demand for right-wing shows, there'd be more on TV.

As it is, we get mostly sex and violence. Sex are pretty left-wing to me, while violence is on the right, so between the two, you get a pretty centrist mix.
 
amicus said:
Hello, Yui, yes along with all the others....

To my Liberal friends...yes...I watch the 'drivel', what a neat word...

Liberal left wing drivel...has become common fare, everywhere (alliteration) and I make note of it, whether on college campus, local newspaper, television or the drivel of newly released films, television or the silver screen.

What you do not seem to yet be aware of is...overkill...there is a groundswell arising, not just against gay marriage in state elections, but everywhere, against the past 35 years of the left wing liberal agenda of progressive legislation that basically attacks the traditional morality of America.

I am seldom wrong about these things, and continually amaze myself with my predictions, based on observation and accumulated data.

Without doing the research...was it not from 1932 with the election of FDR until 1952, with the election of Eisenhower, that Democrats held the White House? Twenty full years of left wing democrats...did a lot of damage.

Perhaps it is not possible to undo the damage done in a shorter period of time, as I see no shining star on the horizon to carry forth the Goldwater vision, the Reagan Revolution and the Bush, 'holding the fort' mentality.

But it is possible that the feminist Liberals will actually nominate Hilary or another Kerry lookalike and Republicans might maintain the White House and both Houses of Congress for another eight years from 2008.

That may be sufficient time to stop, if not reverse, the socialist, Liberal trend within government.

If you have any acuity at all, you will recognize that the pendulum does indeed swing both ways. It took 70 years for the graveyard that was the Soviet Union to rot away the socialist dream. It has been nearly 70 years of FDR's 'New Socialist Deal' to wither on the vine, perhaps with courage, we can recover the spirit of the American Revolution that glorified the rights of the individual.

Alas, it will not be I, unless through my writings, that guide this new quest for human dignity among the cloistering collectivists, who seem always to be with us as parasites and second handers.

But, I rather think I am not alone in my pursuit of human dignity and others shall take up the torch and toast the loathsome baggage of the left wing liberals that so infest us.

That was rather literary, I may save it to, amicus2k5, random thoughts on the evil empire file.

amicus...


Are you an Ishmael alt ???
 
cuninglinguist61 said:
Are you an Ishmael alt ???

No, actually, he's a little nicer than Ishy, which isn't hard to do.

C'mere, ami, and pull my braids. I know you want me. :kiss:
 
amicus said:
Liberal left wing drivel...has become common fare, everywhere (alliteration)
I have nothing useful to say in this thread. But...where's the alliteration?
 
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