Caught Masturbating

[Derya]

kind of caught, in a way

This is not exactly a caught at it story, but in the same genre lol. I was self pleasuring one evening and when finished cleansed my toy and had it in the bathroom to air dry. I live alone so there is not any concern with the privacy etc of others. The toy happens to be one that is made to stand on its own, long and curved quite a bit for g-spot stimulation with a wide base with plenty of nodules for clitoral and labia stimulation.

Well this was like a Friday night. On Saturday I had a friend/acquaintance who I know through relatives call me to see about an estimate on repair work in my bathroom. Weeelll you can get where this is going. He and I walk in there talking and catching up on mutual friends etc looking at the back of the bathroom and ceiling (my sink is to left of entry door) looking up considering how and where the damage has spread, what kind of lighting we can change and partial or full ceiling replacement WHEN after about 10 minutes we turn back toward the door and sink I look down finally from our pointing etc at the ceiling AND there sitting pretty as you please all perky on the sink counter is my toy. In seconds I about fainted at that moment (although its hilarious to consider since) thought omg, he was still talking I was not sure if he looked down as well but I grabbed it with one hand, kept talking and pointed with the other hand and tossed it behind me into the hamper in my thankfully open closet. I really do laugh every time I think of it.

I do not know if he saw it, if he did he never let on and we talked on a good bit after finishing speaking on the costs of repairs about our mutual friend. Needless to say I had so big time forgotten or not even thought about it being in there that I was shell shocked. I mean now if it happened to me again and I thought it was seen I would probably say something like "oopsy some entertainment certainly is not meant for visitors excuse me while I die of embarrassment" or if I knew they would not be offended "well obviously the ceiling is not the only thing needing some attention around here". Any way as it turns out he did not end up doing the repair work so there was not really any reason to ever have it come up to know if he saw.

 

[T_Platz]

Good story, Derya.

I've had similar close calls.

 

[A_Kefka]

like that story. I have to say, if I was at a friends place and noticed that out in the open, I'd probably just ignore it unless we teased each other about sex at other times. Would be kinda shocked it was out in the open, but wouldn't try to embarrass her about it.

 

[Missgeorgi]

wow.... so your co-worker is a rat? what a shame, perhaps she could have learned a thing or two from you!

She is a good christian girl... I could have taught her much...

 

[m140]

ive been caught a handful of times. the two times that stick out most are:
1. when i was about 13 and in the bathtub and my younger sister walked in...
2. a few years later when i was about 15 or 16 when my dad caught me in his room

SO embarassing

 

[A_Kefka]

ive been caught a handful of times. the two times that stick out most are:
1. when i was about 13 and in the bathtub and my younger sister walked in...
2. a few years later when i was about 15 or 16 when my dad caught me in his room

SO embarassing

Why in his room?

 

[jackaknit]

I got caught this week... I was at church and well I got to the point where I could not think anymore... I took off to the washroom and fingered myself and just as I came moaning the name of the guy I was thinking about my co worker walked in... By the way did I mention I work in a church??? Anyways I had a firm talking to by the pastor...

Don't tell me the "firm" talking to was a good fucking in his office. I doubt it.

At least he could have had you masturbate in front of him to your ( embarr'ass'ment ). How degrading to have to spread open in front of the O'L perv and pump 3 fingers up your cunt. Did you know he had his pants unzipped, behind his desk, playing with his little dick ?

Next time your "co-worker" catches you kick her ass. Knock the shit out of her and then push her battered face in your crotch and face fuck the shit out of her. She'll never squeel on you again but will eat you out any time your in need.

You got that baby ? Dad here will teach you how to care for those who fuck over you. Get your ass back to the "washroom" those wet panties around your ankles and make all the noise you fucking want to.

 

[Missgeorgi]

Don't tell me the "firm" talking to was a good fucking in his office. I doubt it.

At least he could have had you masturbate in front of him to your ( embarr'ass'ment ). How degrading to have to spread open in front of the O'L perv and pump 3 fingers up your cunt. Did you know he had his pants unzipped, behind his desk, playing with his little dick ?

Next time your "co-worker" catches you kick her ass. Knock the shit out of her and then push her battered face in your crotch and face fuck the shit out of her. She'll never squeel on you again but will eat you out any time your in need.

You got that baby ? Dad here will teach you how to care for those who fuck over you. Get your ass back to the "washroom" those wet panties around your ankles and make all the noise you fucking want to.

Thanks for the advice.... But I'm not that kind of girl... I'm much to nice to hit anyone... Unless they started it... And the only time I'm that aggressive is in bed...

 

[mstrav8r]

Getting caught

I was caught by my mom in law.......i was in the bathroom jerking off to her used panties......thought the door was locked......she was shocked at first......but recovered....smiled.....closed the door.......later asked me if I had finished.....I told her she smelled good.....she said thank you and gave me a peck on the cheek!

 

[jackaknit]

Thanks for the advice.... But I'm not that kind of girl... I'm much to nice to hit anyone... Unless they started it... And the only time I'm that aggressive is in bed...

Well get aggressive in the washroom babe. That little cunt needs a good orgasm so she'll understand your needs too. Watch her and when she goes to the 'room' wait a few minutes until you know her panties are down and walk in on her. Even if she isn't masturbating accuse her anyway and threaten to tell the O'L pervy pastor. Then take her out of the stall lean her against the wash basin and eat her out. When she pops off she will understand. She'll be your whore for life. Of course this all hangs on your performance in her crotch. Be good baby. Daddy You

 

[jackaknit]

I was caught by my mom in law.......i was in the bathroom jerking off to her used panties......thought the door was locked......she was shocked at first......but recovered....smiled.....closed the door.......later asked me if I had finished.....I told her she smelled good.....she said thank you and gave me a peck on the cheek!

Sounds like mom-in-law likes a little action too. Bet she loved a peep at the dick that was doing her daughter. I'm betting she got off later thinking about that scene. Want to bet you can fuck mom ? I'm betting you can and I'm saying you better strike while the iron (pussy) is hot. I'd say the next time you hug "mom" compliment her on nice she "smells" again and let her see your eyes on her venus mons.

 

[NYWings]

I was 14 or 15 and often stayed over my buddies house. A lot of my friends would and part of the reason was his hot older sister and his single mom. The mom liked to dress sexy with mini skirts ( late 60's)
They had a small potty just off the laundry room. You had to walk through the laundry room to get to the potty. I got up very early and went to the potty to wank off. I just got in there when I heard someone making noise in the kitchen. I looked though the keyhole when I heard them enter the laundry.
I could see glimpses of his mom dressed in a robe putting clothes in the wash. I thought I saw some quick titty shots but that might have been my imagination running wild. Didn't matter I was young and very horny with my hard little pecker in my hand. The little head was in full control and I was wacking away. Maybe I was making noise cause I saw her look toward the door. I tried to reach it to be sure it was locked but before I had a chance it flew open on me. I sat back and my cock was standing tall and throbbing. She stared at me like that for a few seconds but it felt like forever.I couldn't look her in the eye and thats when I saw it! Her robe was untied and when she the door open and stood there it was open and showing me her bush! Not a lot but her dark bush was a great contrast to her pale white skin so it was enough for me! She reached back into the laundry room and tossed me a towel telling me not to make a mess! I know it was a total accident when her robe opened but I enjoyed a great shot of her pussy that I wanked off to for many years. I was so focused on seeing her pussy I almost forgot she just caught me jerking off and saw my fully erect penis as I sat on the toilet.

 

[avvikande]

Most memorable was when my boyfriend's father caught me. I was quite young (about 15), and my boyfriend was the youngest of 3 boys - his dad must have been 45 or so at the time.

His house was fairly small and there were a dozen people there at a time, on any given day. On the weekends when I would stay over (slept on the couch in the basement), I would yearn for a bit of solitude. My b/f's father was a truck driver, short distance, home every night and didn't work weekends. His truck was parked in a covered "lean to" style garage that was built for it. I had been told by Don (boyfriend's dad) that I could hang out in the truck whenever I wanted some quiet.

One very noisy weekend, the house was filled with small screaming children, and I made my way out to the yard and snuck around the back of the property to the truck. I was always afraid someone would see me and that I would lose my "alone" spot so I was really careful about being secretive getting there. I crawled on in and was listening to my walkman (MP3 players weren't around), laying in the sleeper part of the truck. I kind of dozed off a bit; it was a warm day and the bed was cozy.

Well I woke up a short time later, and I was so aroused. Didn't really think much of it, just pulled off my jeans and panties, unbuttoned my shirt and yanked up my bra. I must have had some good daydreams because I was soaked! I kind of pushed myself up into one corner of the sleeper, and half propped myself up, and then started to finger myself and rub away at my clit while pinching my nipples. I had the walkman headphones still on, the ones that cover your whole ears, to cancel outside noises. Eyes closed, likely making a bit of noise but nothing substantial.

I'm getting closer and start moving my fingers all over my slit, desperately rubbing off. I know I'm panting about then (because hell, it's what I always do) and OMG I have the biggest, most explosive orgasm that I think I've ever had up to that point. I moan a little as I let off on my frantic rubbing, open my eyes and there's Don sitting in the driver's seat watching me. Holy fuck!

I scramble for clothes, I'm stammering and apologizing and freaked right the hell out. Pants go on at warp speed and I leaped out of the back and out the passenger door. I was mortified, lol. I was too terrified to tell the boyfriend, so I ran all the way home - about 5km. Hell of an effort after cumming that hard, lol.

 

[sarahtalksdirty]

Not sure if it is a good story but I remember when I was first dating my current boyfriend I once caught him masturbating when he thought I was still in the shower. I didn't really realize he was so embarrassed about it.

Had already forgotten about it until about a week later when we were out for a walk he said "you know, I was thinking about you when you caught me jacking off". It wasn't a problem for me but he seemed to think I would somehow see it as being unfaithful or think I couldn't satisfy him.

In any case, one night soon after I called him up to the bedroom where I was playing with myself and had him watch me until I climaxed.

It was a little awkward but exciting at the same time and now we regularly watch each other masturbate without any guilty feelings. Actually think I learned quite a bit watching him stroke himself about how he likes it and think it has improved our sex life.

 

[craftyhandyman]

Wife catches me.

I have been married 20 plus years. I have been caught around five times. At first the wife was upset. But now, she knows I masturbate while alone. Sometimes with her next to me. I read stories and look at pictures and stroke my cock. Sometimes I masturbate for hour or more. Depends on how long I have alone. Feels really good when I finally cum.

 

[wonderinggirl]

Sooo Humiliating

Most embarrassing: my best girlfriend came round one day & let herself in because she knew I was probably asleep.

She heard noises coming from the bedroom and opened the door to ask if I was okay.

I was naked under my quilts, bare shoulders and back showing, face buried in my pillow and moaning like anything.

I looked up and she's standing there in the doorway with this shocked look on her face. I was so humiliated I couldn't think of anything to say! She said something about breakfast and quickly stepped out and closed the door.

I got dressed quickly and everything, but I felt so awkward and embarrassed all day. I kind of avoided her I guess, and we didn't talk for like a week. When we did, it was a late-night conversation and we talked about sex, masturbation, etc.

As humiliating as it was to be found out, I was kind of glad to have someone to talk to. I wish she was still around

 

[19cock]

When I lived with my gf, I was never quite sure when she would be home from work, so she'd walk in on me sometimes. Sometimes it led to sex, sometimes she just watched me, and sometimes she just walked into the other room. No big deal.

Have never been caught by anyone else, as people are polite enough to knock on my door first. Although, it is rather awkward when my mom would come in to give me a hug goodnight (I'm 22 and she still does) and I'd have to carefully arrange the covers to hide my hard-on from the porn I was just looking at.

 

[craiggie501]

Originally Posted by Missgeorgi
I got caught this week... I was at church and well I got to the point where I could not think anymore... I took off to the washroom and fingered myself and just as I came moaning the name of the guy I was thinking about my co worker walked in... By the way did I mention I work in a church??? Anyways I had a firm talking to by the pastor...

Too funny .. I'm sure the pastor more than understands the 'Hand Of God'.
What the hell did he say ??
Too bad you didn't just yell out 'OOOH GOD !' .. then no-one would've minded .. you could just mention you were praying .. and I could go on about the second coming .. but .. there's too much good material in that story

 

[sarahtalksdirty]

Just brought up this topic talking to my boyfriend and he mentioned a school buddy of his apparently got caught in the act by his very religious parents and "had to finish the job" in front of them -- sort of like having to finish a whole pack of cigarettes when a kid gets caught smoking.

I would hope that is some sort of urban legend, would scar you for life I'd think.

 

[kaycee217]

Just brought up this topic talking to my boyfriend and he mentioned a school buddy of his apparently got caught in the act by his very religious parents and "had to finish the job" in front of them -- sort of like having to finish a whole pack of cigarettes when a kid gets caught smoking.

I would hope that is some sort of urban legend, would scar you for life I'd think.

That's kind of disturbing, actually. I can't imagine my parents wanting to watch me get off.

Ack!

 

[LickYourNips]

That's kind of disturbing, actually. I can't imagine my parents wanting to watch me get off.

Ack!

It is kind of erotic to me.... not so much MY parents.... but the idea is hot.

 

[Island_Barbarian]

I was 15 and was masturbating with my stereo blasting Christina Aguilera's "Genie in a Bottle" and I was going at it, moaning loud because I thought I was home alone.

That is hot SexyBlonde. Not the getting caught part, but the image of you naked on your bed moaning loudly to the music!

 

[AliveInside]

Once when I was in high school, I guess 16 or 17, I was in my room jerking it under the covers and I heard my mom coming down the hall. She burst in the door and started yelling at me about my grades or something. I couldn't get up because I was naked under the covers but I said something back and we ended up arguing for about 5 minutes like that. Eventually she left without saying anything, but she must have known. It must have seemed suspicious that I didn't sit up or anything.