OrcishBarbarian
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...in fact prefers his women dark, though this is only a preference, not a requirement.
Rather kinky in my writing, but ordinary in person. No third testicle, bizarre fetishes, desire to be spanked, etc., etc., etc. Dry sense of humor, witty conversationalist. As I have no masochist streak, I don't have a buff, athletic physique...pardon the fuck out of me for actually enjoying my life. Spending fifty hours a week helping idiots--I mean customers--fix their computers leaves little time for running on a treadmill, flogging myself, or other such pursuits.
When I clock out and my ass makes that sucking sound as it leaves my call-center seat, I want to go see a movie, go for a nice long walk (I can walk five miles, which is a boast many with more athletic physiques can't make; weight training actually does little for cardio), play computer games, listen to music, grab a cheeseburger, grab a woman, pull her into my bed, put the rest of the world on Ignore for a couple hours...
I'm hetero, but even if you're a guy, feel free to chat...any kind of human contact not involving walking someone through setting up their e-mail client would make my day more interesting...
Rather kinky in my writing, but ordinary in person. No third testicle, bizarre fetishes, desire to be spanked, etc., etc., etc. Dry sense of humor, witty conversationalist. As I have no masochist streak, I don't have a buff, athletic physique...pardon the fuck out of me for actually enjoying my life. Spending fifty hours a week helping idiots--I mean customers--fix their computers leaves little time for running on a treadmill, flogging myself, or other such pursuits.
When I clock out and my ass makes that sucking sound as it leaves my call-center seat, I want to go see a movie, go for a nice long walk (I can walk five miles, which is a boast many with more athletic physiques can't make; weight training actually does little for cardio), play computer games, listen to music, grab a cheeseburger, grab a woman, pull her into my bed, put the rest of the world on Ignore for a couple hours...
I'm hetero, but even if you're a guy, feel free to chat...any kind of human contact not involving walking someone through setting up their e-mail client would make my day more interesting...
