Cats, if you could train your human, how would you do it?

[parodyluvr75]

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[lovecraft68]

If I were my wife's cat I would train her to open the gate so my two dogs would run off and never be seen again.

 

[Noor]

I wish my friend's cats would train her to keep her house in order so it's not dangerous for visitors.

 

[RedAllan]

My human is well trained, he is typing this reply under my instruction.

I will now make him run around the house to find that half a mouse I hid earlier.

Shadow cat

 

[parodyluvr75]

If I were my wife's cat I would train her to open the gate so my two dogs would run off and never be seen again.

You let the dogs mess with your cat? Bad human.

I wish my friend's cats would train her to keep her house in order so it's not dangerous for visitors.

The cat probably is amused every time a human trips.

My human is well trained, he is typing this reply under my instruction.

I will now make him run around the house to find that half a mouse I hid earlier.

Shadow cat

I'm impressed. Humans need a strict paw. Can you get him to post his penis pictures, please?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'd start by having them learn to crap in a litter box like a civilized feline being.

 

[spacekowboy]

How would I train them? With a spray bottle, of course.

 

[Wicked6]

I allow my human to think they trained me to sit and shake hands, but then l'll attack their legs Ninja style when they least expect it.

I find it keeps them in line.....