Catholic Girls

[Purple Haze]

Catholic Girls
With a tiny little moustache
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
In the Rectory Basement
Father Riley's a fairy
But it don't bother Mary
Catholic Girls
At the CYO
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?

All the way
That's the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-Hip-Hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
At the CYO
Where they learn to blow . . .

They're learning to blow
All the Catholic Boys!

Warren Cucurullo

Catholic Boys!

Kinda young, kinda WOW!

Catholic Boys!

Vinnie Colaiuta . . .

Where are they now?
Did they all take The Vow?

Catholic Girls

Carmenita Scarfone!

Catholic Girls

Hey! She gave me VD!

Catholic Girls

Toni Carbone!

With a toungue like a cow
She could make you go WOW!

VD Vowdy vootie
Right away
That's the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
With her hand in the box
When she's on her knees

She was on her knees
My little Catholic Girl

In a little white dress
Catholic Girls
They never confesss
Catholic Girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!

Lyrics & Music: Zappa

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

What album is that on?

I have married two such - and I worked at a Catholic Girls School - Marymount in Virginia - for 4 years - even lived on campus.

Nasty bunch of bitches - dirty - I like'em.

Dirtier the better.

 

[Purple Haze]

Joe's Garage, part 1

It's a howl.

 

[Dillinger]

Yes! *big smile* Thanks Purple Haze - I almost posted that myself last week!

 

[Dillinger]

CREW SLUT

Central Scrutinizer:

But one night, at the Social Club meeting
Mary didn't show up . . .
She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
In order to get a pass
To see some big rock group for free . . .

Larry:

Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these
Industrial towns
I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the local clowns
They never give you no respect
They never treat you nice
So perhaps you oughta try
A little friendly advice
And be a CREW SLUT

Hey, you'll love it
Be a CREW SLUT
It's a way of life
Be a CREW SLUT
See the world
Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus
CREW SLUT
Add water, makes its own sauce
Be a CREW SLUT
So you don't forget, call before midnite tonite
The boys in the crew
Are just waiting for you

You never get to move around
You never go nowhere
I know yer prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the guys out there
You always wondered what it's like
To go from place to place
So, darlin', take a little ride
On the mixer's face
Be a CREW SLUT
Just follow the magic footprints
Be a CREW SLUT
Hey, you'll love it!
Be a CREW SLUT
It's a way of life
I ain't gonna squash it
And you don't need to wash it!
CREW SLUT
Hey, I'll buy you a pizza
CREW SLUT
Of course I'll introduce you to Warren
The boys in the crew
Are only waiting for you

Larry:

Well you been to Alabama, girl,
'N Georgia too
'N all the boys in the crew
Is bein' good to you
I know you're sayin' to yourself
"This is the way to go"
'Cause when you need a little extra
They will give you some mo'
'Cause you're the CREW SLUT

Mary:

I'm into leather . . .

Larry:

That's good!

Road Crew Chorus:

CREW SLUT

Larry:

A lot of the boys in the crew
Love leather . . .

Mary:

And rubber . . .

Road Crew Chorus:

CREW SLUT

Larry:

Yeh, they like rubber too . . . shrink-tubing
With a hair dryer . . .

Road Crew Chorus:

Trade your spot on the bench
For a guy with a wrench
And be a CREW SLUT

Mary:

Ha ha ha . . .

Larry:

You like that, huh?

Road Crew Chorus:

CREW SLUT

Larry:

I told you you'd love it . . .
It's a way of life!

Road Crew Chorus:

The guys in the crew
Have got a present for you!

Mary:

A present for me?

Larry:

We got a present for you!

Mary:

Whaddya got?
Whaddya gonna give me?

Larry:

It looks just like a Telefunken U-47
You'll love it . . .

Mary:

With leather?

Central Scrutinizer:

Eh errr, eh eh . . . This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER again . . .
And so MARY was enticed away from JOE
By an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket
Lured into a life of SLEAZERY
With the entire road crew of some
Famous Rock Group
(I don't know whether it was really Toad-O . . . I don't know . . . I'll check it out)

Again we see
MUSIC
Causing
BIG TROUBLE!

Lyrics and Music: Zappa

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Have your heard Dweezil's new CD????

I have not but heard it was very good.

 

[Bushido71XS]

Ahh, the memories of 10 years of Catholic School, the penguins, the rulers, the nubile young female bodies wearing those >gulp< saddle shoes, >pant< kneehigh socks, >drool< plaid uniforms.


Umm, excuse me, I'll be back in about 5 maybe 10 minutes.

 

[Dillinger]

I didn't know Dweezil had a new CD out - I'll have to look for it... I liked "Shampoo" a lot!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

oh yea Purple dear ...

Don't you love it when Britney dresses up as a Catholic school girl? ... lol ....

hey you know what luv? i have a school uniform that i wear sometimes too ... and when i wear it, well .... i am naughty
__________________
Good morning little school girl
~Ten Years After~

 

[Dillinger]

Care to be our "Catholic Girl" for the day, Isabella? Don't suppose you have the appropriate icon to go with it?

 

[Purple Haze]

Isabella,

I've got tickets to see a

big,

rock,

group,

I'll buy you a pizza.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

God, I will NEVER forget being, what, 16, and seeing "Kentucky Fried Movie's" Catholic High School Girls in trouble. Woo-ah!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

eh? Kentucky Fried Movie?

what the fuck kind of movie was that, Dixon?

i've never heard of that .... eh?

.... and of course theres's Molly Shannon's catholic school girl with her white panties .... lol .... what's her name again? Mary Elizabeth? Mary Margaret? ... anyways she's really funny .... and always has a smoldering sexuality hidden in all that insanity .... lol .... no seriously cheri

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Are you serious? You never saw, or even heard of, "Kentucky Fried Movie"?

Okay kids...your favorite moments:

 

[Mischka]

Are you serious? You never saw, or even heard of, "Kentucky Fried Movie"?

Okay kids...your favorite moments:

I'm partial to the newscast scene. I used to use that video to get the shy high school boys all hot and bothered...great memories...

 

[Bushido71XS]

Kentucky Fried Movie

I've seen it DCL, but it was so long ago, I've forgotten most of it.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11:00."

 

[Mischka]

I've gotta rent that video this weekend...

 

[Dillinger]

Kentucky Fried Movie is a classic. Do yourselves a favor and get it! Oh... make sure you watch Bruce Lee's "Enter The Dragon" first - the parody of it is Hilarious.

 

[Young Knave]

Ha ha ha.

Brittney Spears, that's good. It's fitting that she dresses as a Catholic Girl, since according to her she is pure and virginal just like all those good catholic girls we knew in high school. [Sarcasm here].

 

[Gingersnap]

Hey I was a catholic school girl!

And I really was innocent until I saw this big fuck carved on the teeter totter and asked Dean Sovea what that meant and he showed me....... and well oh yeah my skirt was royal blue plaid pleated and I even had a beanie!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: Hey I was a catholic school girl!

And I really was innocent until ...

Oh roger, roger wherefor art thou

 

[Weird Harold]

Re: Ha ha ha.

Brittney Spears, that's good. It's fitting that she dresses as a Catholic Girl, since according to her she is pure and virginal just like all those good catholic girls we knew in high school. [Sarcasm here].

In the sixties, on an overnight trip with the basketball team, my host pointed out the local catholic school and identified it as "The leading contributor to the population explosion."

 

[alexander tzara]

Re: Re: Hey I was a catholic school girl!

And I really was innocent until ...

Oh roger, roger wherefor art thou

I'm down here in the rose bushes. Ouch!

But I'm Moving to Montana soon. (Gonna be a dental floss tycoon... Yippe-Aye-Oh-Kay-Ay!!!!)

 

[Gingersnap]

Hey Babe Wanta floss my teeth?

In the best catholic tradition you big strapping protestant!