Catfishing....

[islandman]

Manti Te'o and his fictitious girlfriend would have made for awesome Lit. drama.

Discuss.

 

[hogjack]

Lit posters can't tackle.
Monti can't tackle.

Lit posters don't get laid.
Monti didn't get laid.

The similarities are remarkable.

 

[killallhippies]

i will not.

 

[Lorilei]

Who?

 

[islandman]

The similarities are remarkable.

Right?

Fake pics, fake addresses, fake texts and DMs, and two white roses!

Tailor-made, frankly.

 

[islandman]

Who?

http://deadspin.com

 

[Lorilei]

http://deadspin.com

Huh. That's fucked up.

 

[Sean]

Who?

What she said. And I miss Catfish, he was cool people.

 

[islandman]

Huh. That's fucked up.

A beautiful, online soulmate who never existed, yet spent hours on the phone with him every night, was in a car crash, died of cancer and had a closed-casket funeral?


Come on! It's so Lit.!

 

[Lorilei]

A beautiful, online soulmate who never existed, yet spent hours on the phone with him every night, was in a car crash, died of cancer and had a closed-casket funeral?


Come on! It's so Lit.!

Some of the comments are hilarious.

Wow. All of these Catholics are crazy upset about Lennay not being real. You can only imagine the kind of shitstorm it's going to be when they finally find out about Jesus.

I also don't think he should have been using the term "girlfriend" if he never met her.

You don't really know a girl until you have to rip her used tampons out of your dogs mouth.

 

[iamltr]

Some of the comments are hilarious.

Omg, the tampon comment was the best.

 

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[Lorilei]

LOL. .

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone. - Keyser Te'o

I think we all need to consider that the Manti Te'o girlfriend hoax might actually be a government conspiracy and there really WAS a girlfriend and she really DID die and now they're trying to cover it up by saying she never existed and they're using this Tuiasosopo fellow as a fall-guy and now he's off the grid because the government silenced him and now it runs so deep that they're getting Notre Dame and even TE'O HIMSELF involved and oh dear lord the evidence is overwhelming and Te'o didn't look sad enough after she died my god how could I have missed it hold on I need to publish this YouTube video about it real quick and then grab my tinfoil hat and retreat to my panic room

 

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[neci]

i want some hushpuppies and green tomato relish.

 

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[tactful]

I thought this was about Noodling, obviously, I was wrong, or somebody doesn't know anything about catfishing.

 

[islandman]

I thought this was about Noodling, obviously, I was wrong, or somebody doesn't know anything about catfishing.

Or, it has yet another meaning.

 

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[tactful]

Or, it has yet another meaning.

Mr. Hunter is gonna be so pissed,
curve ball, high and inside.

 

[neci]

I've suddenly developed the urge to stick my dick tween some breasts.

noodeler

I thought this was about Noodling, obviously, I was wrong, or somebody doesn't know anything about catfishing.

i thought noodling as well. it's one of those new pop terms for fake identities online - or something like that. it will always be noodling to me.

 

[neci]

This thread does NOT deliver the goods.

post your noodle!

 

[tactful]

post your noodle!

You have better hope he's not eating Campbells soup,

on the other hand, pervert.

 

[islandman]

Lance must be very happy at the distraction Manti is proving to be.

 

[islandman]

Any chance flirty_but_nice is in on this? She's always "borrowing" pics and passing them off as her own.