Catfishing, ghosting, etc.

[Saint_Ann]

Since I'm supposedly the board expert in catfishing, I thought I should research it some to at least look like I know what I am talking about. Apparently there is a whole buttload of modren dating terms that I don't know all fuck about. Here's one list:

TOP 20 DATING TERMS YOU NEED TO KNOW NOW

How many can you define (without looking)?

FLUFFER
DATERVIEW
UBER RADIUS
PLATONIC
TEXT BLACK HOLE (not what you think )
SUNDAY TEST
RECYCLING
SOBER FIRST KISS
MAGIC HOUR
TATER TOT
BENCHING
GHOSTING
SLOW FADE/FIZZLING
ESKIMO BROTHERS
POGO SISTERS
DTR
DTF
FBO
CATFISHING
TEXTLATIONSHIP

 

[beew]

Since I'm supposedly the board expert in catfishing, I thought I should research it some to at least look like I know what I am talking about. Apparently there is a whole buttload of modren dating terms that I don't know all fuck about. Here's one list:

Funny.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Funny.

I'm also the online depository for dead mother pics.

 

[Stain_mAnn]

Supposedly?

You're not fooling anyone, dude.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Best course of action: Always have a plan.

8 Modern Dating Rules Every Single Person Should Know (And Follow!)

(write this down)

1. He asks, she pays.
2. All it takes is 15 minutes.
3. Honesty is (still) the best policy.
4. Don't go all the way. (sad face)
5. It's OK to follow-up.
6. Classic communication is best.
7. Yes, you can Facebook friend your date. (seems risky to me...)
8. Spend time with your friends.

 

[toeskr]

I'm also the online depository for dead mother pics.

Speaking of which, has anyone heard from Rorbag?

Hope everything is okay.

 

[von_Bismarck]

I'm also the online cum depository for the RWCJ .

Dude. Eew.

 

[Stain_mAnn]

*chvckle*

 

[Saint_Ann]

Speaking of which, has anyone heard from Rorbag?

Hope everything is okay.

Probably off getting his vasectomy reversed.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Ignore.