Catfight!!!!!!

[Jay Leno]

Hillary Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. Whooeee!! Now that would be a real catfight!

 

[Purple Haze]

Be like some kind of Sumo Jello thing, winner gets Ken Starr.

 

[Jay Leno]

Be like some kind of Sumo Jello thing, winner gets Ken Starr.

Shouldn't that be "loser" gets Starr just to provide an incentive to give it their all??

 

[Purple Haze]

Winner gets to kick Ken Starr's faggotty ass.

That's what I meant.

And that bitch, Linda Tripp. (tag team?)

 

[Jay Leno]

Winner gets to kick Ken Starr's faggotty ass.

That's what I meant.

And that bitch, Linda Tripp. (tag team?)

A three-way with no-holds-barred?? It just gets better and better!