Cat anus freaks me the fuck out.

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[christophe]

all this without coffee...you poor lady!

 

[bknight2602]

I have this cat, he's batty as all hell, a special needs kitty.
Among his many odd habits, he sleeps with me, not in a cute way either, he needs to sleep with me, and not only that he has to be touching me while he sleeps with me.
So, that's not too terrible right? Ahhh, but it is, because you see, he has some kind of built in cat radar. This little fucker knows when I am about to wake up, and in the moments before I open my sleep encrusted eyes, he will position himself so that the very first thing I see when I do open my eyes, is a shrivelly pinkish cat anus, just inches from my nose.
He tries to disguise his actions by throwing a stretch in, but I know differently, he is hanging his anus in my face on purpose!!

I guess this means no sleeping with you then? hehehe

 

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[christophe]

life is always a lil better with a caffienated jolt in the morning...then add nicotine and hey i am ready for the day!


look on the bright side...at least the cat isnt "windy' in he morning

 

[bknight2602]

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Well you could, but I swear to fuck if I wake up just one morning with your anus in my face I'm going to hurt you.

Doesn't sound like too difficult to not do, what if I tuned in bed upside down? Would that count? hehehe

 

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[bknight2602]

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If I wake up to ass or anus in any way shape or form, I'm going postal.

LMAO Well that is not quite waht I had in mind!

 

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[bknight2602]

The word anus makes me laugh.

How about Uranus the ?

 

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[bknight2602]

No, my anus doesnt make me laugh, Uranus kind of does though.

LMAO You haven't see it though!

 

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[bknight2602]

Well, I've seen pictures.

Yanno, in Time Life magazine and National Geographic and such...

Damn and I didn't even get the royalties!

I think I'd turn around and let you look ant the opposite side, much better?

 

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Admit it you love it. Anyone that makes a post about cat anuses has a problem.

 

[bknight2602]

Well I would rather wake up to cock than anus, that's for sure.

Thought that might "hit the spot"

 

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sure you do Msterious.

 

[Marxist]

yes, I do, are you not paying attention? I have a problem with waking up to anus.

Can't you just stick something in the cat's ass everytime it puts it in your face? A popsicle stick or something should teach him not to give you anus in the anno meridiem.

 

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