Castle Laws

[KyleW]

Do they apply to animals?

A stray cat jkeeps coming on our porch looking for food. Am I allowed to punch it in the face? I feel threatened by it's stink. And it probably has fleas. And may try to steal my soul if it can get in the house at night.

I have a right to defend myself and my home + ferrets.

 

[oggbashan]

You can buy sprays that will deter cats.

You apply them around the area you want to defend.

Or a large capacity water pistol would be effective as a last resort. Most cats don't like getting wet.

 

[chillywilly2]

Skin out the ferrets and make a hat....when the cat sees that, he will soon fuck off on his own

 

[KyleW]

You can buy sprays that will deter cats.

You apply them around the area you want to defend.

Or a large capacity water pistol would be effective as a last resort. Most cats don't like getting wet.

Whoa whoa. I'm not looking for humane ways to deal with this annoying beast.

In fact let me restate. I'm pretty sure it's a stray mountain lion. It's huge, and angry. So I must defend myself with fists.

 

[Liar]

Do you have a castle?

 

[ryan8558]

Call animal control. You pay your taxes, use'em.

 

[KyleW]

Do you have a castle?

We applied to have it classified as a castle after we dug a moat around our house.

 

[oggbashan]

We applied to have it classified as a castle after we dug a moat around our house.

If you fill your moat with water that will keep all cats out except these:

 

[KyleW]

If you fill your moat with water that will keep all cats out except these:

Finally, someone with a plan of action.

What if I fill it with dogs? Or ferrets? Effective I think.

 

[oggbashan]

If you fill it with water from a Detroit watercourse that should deter all forms of life except Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...

 

[ryan8558]

Depending on where you live, animals like this deter strays. At least they do in my neighborhood.

 

[thør]

Finally, someone with a plan of action.

What if I fill it with dogs? Or ferrets? Effective I think.

Fill it with sharks with fricking laser beams.

 

[KyleW]

If you fill it with water from a Detroit watercourse that should deter all forms of life except Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...

I'm not sure we're prepared to go nuclear. If we use that water, the ground will be unusable for 50 years or more.

 

[phrodeau]

You can buy sprays that will deter cats.

You apply them around the area you want to defend.

Or a large capacity water pistol would be effective as a last resort. Most cats don't like getting wet.

The large cap water pistols require a waiting period.

 

[KyleW]

The large cap water pistols require a waiting period.

Water gun control. Fucking liberals!

 

[cookiejar]

Ferrets and cats... I'm allergic to both. Bring them to my house, the coyotes will take care of them in one night.

 

[GinaeEvans]

Whoa whoa. I'm not looking for humane ways to deal with this annoying beast.

In fact let me restate. I'm pretty sure it's a stray mountain lion. It's huge, and angry. So I must defend myself with fists.

If you choose your fists to fend off a mountain lion, please film it and upload the results to Youtube. Thank you.

 

[marshalt]

Airsoft gun, aim for the ass. They'll get the point after awhile.

 

[ForkedTongue]

Depending on where you live, animals like this deter strays. At least they do in my neighborhood.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=846555

 

[Riles]

A little antifreeze goes a long way.

j/k

Actually, for strays that come in to our place, I live trap and relocate the healthy ones to our other rental farms and euthanise the sick.