Casting Call

[HeavyStick]

I'm doing a parody of the GB with the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"


KING ARTHUR Ishmael
PATSY TB4p
SOLDIER #1 Gunner Dailey
SOLDIER #2 bknight2602
CART MASTER
CUSTOMER
DEAD PERSON Troll of day
DENNIS Redwave
WOMAN DonkeyDick
BLACK KNIGHT Hanns_Schmidt
GREEN KNIGHT LordLucan74
LEAD MONK
VILLAGER #1
VILLAGER #2
SIR BEDEVERE
WITCH
VILLAGER #3
VILLAGER #4
NARRATOR
PAGE TURNER
SIR LAUNCELOT
SIR GALAHAD
SIR ROBIN
SIR NOT-APPEARING...
PRISONER
MAN
GOD Dixon Carter Lee
FRENCH GUARD Problem Child
HISTORIAN
KNIGHT
HISTORIAN'S WIFE
MINSTREL
LEFT HEAD
MIDDLE HEAD
RIGHT HEAD
ZOOT
PIGLET
WINSTON
DINGO
OLD MAN/BRIDGEKEEPER
TIM THE ENCHANTER
HEAD KNIGHT OF NI
CARTOON CHARACTER
FATHER
PRINCE HERBERT
GUARD #1
GUARD #2
CONCORDE
GUEST #1
GUEST #2
OLD CRONE
ROGER THE SHRUBBER
OFFICER #1
INSPECTOR
RABBIT OF CAERBANNOG
BROTHER MAYNARD
SECOND BROTHER
ANIMATOR



Little help with placing your favorite/despised Literotican's as a character.

 

[Guest]

Can I fuck the director?

 

[Thrillhouse]

How about busybody as the animator? Wouldn't you love to see him drop dead of a heart attack?

 

[bknight2602]

Can I fuck the director?

I'm directing! He's authoring!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

BLACK KNIGHT Hanns_Schmidt
FRENCH GUARD Problem Child

Made me laugh.

 

[sunstruck]

It's been my life's dream to be Villager number 2.

 

[marksgirl]

HISTORIAN'S WIFE

Can I have this part? I don't have to fuck anyone to get it right?

 

[Purple Haze]

I guess somebody has to wipe the moose's nose...

 

[Guest]

I'm directing! He's authoring!

Should I audition for the rabbit? It's such a challenging part but I'm up for it!

 

[bknight2602]

Should I audition for the rabbit? It's such a challenging part but I'm up for it!

Run away, run away! LMAO

 

[Guest]

*Practising leaping great distances with bared....umm........teeth.*

 

[Soblue]

Ooh can I be the dingo?! Please let me be the dingo!

 

[Lost Cause]

WHAT! Is my motivation? WHAT! Is....

The chance I can be the OLD MAN/BRIDGEKEEPER

 

[curious2c]

I would like to be the historian.

Guess what marksgirl...

 

[Thrillhouse]

I'll volunteer for the part of Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.

 

[glorfindale39]

"There are some who call me Tim?"

I love Tim the enchanter...

"The entrence to this cave is guarded by a ccreature so foul, so crewl, that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of four fifty men lie strewn about it's lair, so brave knight if you do doubt your strength or your curage come no further for death awaits you all with nasty sharp pointy teeth."

Or how about...
"We are the knights who say, Icky Icky Icky Pakang Zoooom Poing!"

 

[Guest]

"There are some who call me Tim?"

I love Tim the enchanter...

"The entrence to this cave is guarded by a ccreature so foul, so crewl, that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of four fifty men lie strewn about it's lair, so brave knight if you do doubt your strength or your curage come no further for death awaits you all with nasty sharp pointy teeth."

Or how about...
"We are the knights who say, Icky Icky Icky Pakang Zoooom Poing!"

I think they said " Ni, ni, ni!" No?

 

[marksgirl]

I would like to be the historian.

Guess what marksgirl...

WOOHOO! Oh honey come here I have something for you to do. I have a honey do list a mile long...hehehe

 

[RobDownSouth]

I'd like to read for the part of Sir Throbbin...I mean Sir Robin!

 

[curious2c]

WOOHOO! Oh honey come here I have something for you to do. I have a honey do list a mile long...hehehe

Damn...just like a real wife. Geez...on second thought, this part sounds like it is going to be more...difficult than I first thought.

 

[marksgirl]

Damn...just like a real wife. Geez...on second thought, this part sounds like it is going to be more...difficult than I first thought.

You don't know what is on my honey do list yet! Grabs my feather duster.........

 

[curious2c]

Well...allright.

~rolls up sleeves~

Oh hell.

~takes off shirt~

What do you want done first...honey?

 

[marksgirl]

Well...allright.

~rolls up sleeves~

Oh hell.

~takes off shirt~

What do you want done first...honey?

Ok now see that bookcase over there that you keep all your history books on...take this here feather duster and get busy! *lol* Got ya....hehehe

 

[glorfindale39]

I think they said " Ni, ni, ni!" No?

When they first encounter them they are the knights who say "ni!"

But the second time they have changed there names to that rediculously long thing I put above. I have watched this movie WAY to many times.....

"Oh please can't I have just a little bit of peril”


G.

 

[curious2c]

How did you know about my bookshelf with the history books?
hmmmmm.
~pulls shade down, closes drapes. looks around room closely~