Cascade Liquid Dishwasher Detergent Looks Disturbingly Like Splooge

[CHNOPS]

Soon I may just cut out the middle man.

 

[Honey123]

ahhh..but does your splooge have a lemony scent....

 

[thør]

Soon I may just cut out the middle man.

The BBQ has just been moved from your house.

 

[neci]

don't swallow.

 

[pointless]

lever 2000 body wash scares me.

 

[Wings27]

Isn't it green?

 

[CHNOPS]

ahhh..but does your splooge have a lemony scent....

You tell me.

 

[CHNOPS]

Isn't it green?

No. It is splooge-colored.

 

[Wings27]

No. It is splooge-colored.

I'm going to have to go to Target and investigate. I use organic stuff.

 

[CHNOPS]

I'm going to have to go to Target and investigate. I use organic stuff.

We usually make our own. I got lazy this time.

(Detergent, I mean.)

(I still make the other stuff myself.)

 

[Wings27]

We usually make our own. I got lazy this time.

(Detergent, I mean.)

(I still make the other stuff myself.)

(I assumed, dangerous around here, yes)

Now I want to know who you'd use as a splooge double.

 

[Honey123]

You tell me.

it's impolite to talk with my mouth full

 

[CHNOPS]

it's impolite to talk with my mouth full

OK, here, it's empty now.

Oops, full again. OK, empty. Full...empty...full...

 

[Honey123]

OK, here, it's empty now.

Oops, full again. OK, empty. Full...empty...full...

what are you like Pinocchio?

Tell a lie...tell the truth...tell a lie...tell the truth..

*oh.. but yours was funnier, since you "empty" a dishwater.. haha!