cartoon brawl

[Shotokan07]

*Gives an odd look.* Who said the steak was for you? Your fire was gonna cook them for me and my chicks!... and oh yea a rat. *Gets out more steaks and holds them out again.* Now be a good dragon burn these baby!

 

[hybirdx]

I teleported us to the S force base... We'll be safe here for now..."

"And as for why? Because I can't let two such beautiful women get burnt to a crisp!"

"Watch it Ritso! If I still remember... Kiwi is still mad at you!"

"Hey what can that little turtle can do? HUH?"

"Oh yeah?"

"Oh no! Kiwi!!!" Slade runs for his life

 

[hybirdx]

Eats em and spit them out "You know... sometime us dragons have a hankering for hummans!!!"

 

[Shotokan07]

*Looking at the audience with his hair all wet.* Does that mean you don't know how cook steak? *Takes out Frankfruters* What about Hot Dogs?!

 

[Shotokan07]

Ooc: Gonna go to sleep now, g'night.

 

[hybirdx]

"No it doesn't mean I don't know how to cook... IT MEANS I'M GOING TO EAT YOU!!!"

 

[Broccoli]

OOC: I think it's time for bed, guys. try not to kill each other, okay?

 

[Nemsis]

goku see's the big dragoon and starts chuckling

 

[hybirdx]

OOC: hey! When did I say Bleu was a big dragon? He's probally just over seven ft' tall!

 

[Shotokan07]

Well? Cook these dogs already!

 

[hybirdx]

...."THATS IT!" Bleu spits a fire ball burning johnny and his dogs

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

*All burnt, Johny looks at the audience.* Oh-no... *Johny falls down to ashes.*

*Gets back up and shakes all the burnt ashes off.* Well that was fun. I gotta go now! MAAAaaaaaaaa! *Runs away!*



Ooc: Thank God! Man, I cannot believe no one was actually onilne!

 

[hybirdx]

"Grrrr! Come back here you blondo, airheaded, whimp!"

 

[Shotokan07]

...aaaaaaaaa! *Johny runs screaming like an idiot and runs into the wall, again.* That's gonna leave a mark... *Falls on the floor with birds chasing stars.*

 

[hybirdx]

Standing over Johnny "Beg bitch and maybe I'll let you live!"

 

[Shotokan07]

Beg?! ...I can do that!

*Gets up, combs his hair...pauses...falls on his knees*

Oh pleeeeaaaaasse, please please, cook my steak!

*Runs away...comes back* ...Medium! *Runs off again.*

 

[hybirdx]

"Oh brother.... No wonder why you never get a girl! You're an stupid jerk!"

Bleu bent down "You know something pal? If you keep it up like that... You'll never get some!"

 

[Shotokan07]

*Stops running, stands infront of Bleu.*

Get what? *Water runs down from the sides of his cheeks*

YOU HAVE PIE?!

 

[hybirdx]

"Y- huh?! WHat!?! NO!!! You will never, ever get a girlfreind!"

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

Nu-uh! I have two! Those two chicks are waiting for me somewhere. Ho-o-o man, they loooove me!

*Starts running again.*

 

[hybirdx]

Belu grabs him with his tail, then lifted him to his face "Listen buddy, one of them happens to be a good freind of mine... And belive me, she doesn't like you! Shes waiting for the chance to kill you!"

 

[Shotokan07]

*Hanging there helpless.* Really? She want me so bad, so she can kill me? Man, she's seriously in love with me! Heeeeeeelp, heeeeeellp, I'm not ready for serious relationship!

 

[hybirdx]

"NO! Listen to me very carefully... She does not like you! She hates you! You are a pervert! No women likes a pervert! If you don't change your ways, you will never get laid!"

 

[Shotokan07]

*Serious face* Which chick? Does the other one like me like me?

*Crickets chirping...while he has a doofy face.*

Wait...why am I a pervert? I only like girls!

 

[Broccoli]

Agggg!!!!

*Runs in and hacks the crickets into tiny pieces with her sword*

Stupid bugs! I dare say you're almost worse than the Care Bears!

*Calmly sits back to watch the rest of the fight*