cartoon brawl

[hybirdx]

"Uh oh..."

Both Shiva and Slade grab She-ra and ran like hell "He made an BIG mistake!"

"Yeah... Bleu isn't a horse... He's a dragon! An mean one at that!!!"

 

[Broccoli]

Hey, ow! Wait! What the hell's going on???!!

 

[Shotokan07]

*Hearing crickets already...* C'mon you big lug! We must do it for the fans. *Pause...comes off the dragon, does a pose...goes back up on Bleu* Giddy up! *Tapping his heels on the dragon*

 

[hybirdx]

Once they got to a safe place, they stoped "you'll see!"

 

[Shotokan07]

C'mon man! We're wasting valuable steak time! ...Now where's that chick? *Puts his hand over his head searching for She-Ra* She left already? MMmmmmmm...she must know how hungry I am. *Dreams of his mom* She'll be perfect for me! I must marry her! *Crickets chirping* ...C'mon you, be a good horsie and fly! *Taps his heels on the dragon again...tap tap *

 

[Broccoli]

Aw, that dragon can't go anything to Johny. His hair's too hard to allow anything vital to get hurt.

 

[Broccoli]

*squishes a cricket with the heel of her boot*

Would you stupid bugs shut up already?

 

[hybirdx]

'Oh he didn't just put a fucking sadle on me and told me to giddy up!?!' Bleu thought

Suddenly he stand up making johnny fall, and hovering over him "you messed with the wronge dragon..."

 

[Broccoli]

Um...Should I go get my sword for this?

 

[Shotokan07]

*Sitting on his ass...pauses...* Where the cricket go?!

 

[hybirdx]

Suddenly, Bleu bites off the hair of Johnny bravo and spits it out like a hairball

 

[Shotokan07]

Aaaah! My hair! *Runs to the hairball and puts it back in his head...takes out his huge jar of moose and fills it all over his hair...combs...looking in the mirror.* Ho-ha-hee! *poses* Oh I'm gooood-looking.

*Goes back to the dragon and points at Bleu* Listen bub, never touch my hair.


Ooc: I don't think you can ever take Johny's hair out....you can make him into two pieces but I never saw him hairless! lolz

 

[hybirdx]

"Well if you mess with me and I'll bite off more than your head!!!"

 

[Broccoli]

*Has a good laugh at the expense of the momentarily hairless Johny, then frowns at the dragon*

Now that just wasn't nice!

 

[Shotokan07]

Ooooh a toughy eh? Wait just here. *Disappears and appears at where Shiva, Slade, and She-Ra are.* Hey, what are you chicks doing here with that guy? Look *Flexes his tricep.* Hemph! *Grabs She-ra in one arm and Shiva in the other.* Now lets go eat some y-yuum! *Starring at the girls' breast from buldging out on how the girls are held.*


Ooc: Seiously, who has Ryu?

 

[hybirdx]

Shiva puts an hand over She-ra's mouth "No don't say anything! He'll come after us!"

"Yeah... the last time somebody made Bleu act like a hoarse is now forever living fireball if you know what I mean!"

 

[Broccoli]

I don't think I wanna see a human fireball...At least not tonight.

 

[Shotokan07]

*Looking at She-Ra* Isn't that a movie or something?

 

[hybirdx]

Bleu lands right in front of Johnny "Going some whear pretty boy?"

 

[Broccoli]

*laughs*

What, my boobs or a human fireball?

 

[Shotokan07]

*Looks at Bleu, then at She-Ra's boobs....looks at the audience pulling up one eye brow* Whao-Mama.

 

[hybirdx]

Bleu begins to charge up for an fire ball "You're going to be a crispy treat for an deamon I know!!!"

"Oh no!!!" Slade quickly grabs Shiva and She-ra and quickly uses egress

 

[Shotokan07]

*Still at the position of when the girls were in his arms.* Hunh? Where they go? *Looks up at Bleu* Waaaaaaiiiit! *Changes into a chef's uniform and has chunks of steak in his hand* Okay now! *Holding out the steaks with forks out towards the fiery dragon.*

 

[hybirdx]

Bleu slaps it away with his tail "Do you think that a puny steak will make me forgive you making look like somebodys pet!?!" Bleu takes a step forward

 

[Broccoli]

*Wondering where she is and how she got there? Somehow having a feeling Slade had something to do with it, she gives him a dirty look*

Why'd you do that? And what exactly did you do?