cartoon brawl

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

Hey where she go?! *Looking around* Eh...trying hard to get eh? Ho-ha! I'm coming for you babe! *Runs into a wall behind the curtains...seeing stars around him, he blanks out.*


G'night all! Hope you enjoyed the show! Nyte Broccoli

 

[Broccoli]

*Steps out of her hidding place behind another curtain*

Oops. My bad.

*Thinks* Guess I can't play mind games with this one....

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

*Walks in with hands resting on his head.* Aaaah! Good sleep, now where's that chick I saw last night. *Keeps walking until he slams into a glass door.* Oh man, I need to watch where I'm going. *Cleans his sun glass.*

 

[Shotokan07]

Nobody's here? Hmm...maybe the chicks thought I was somewhere else... *Falls on his knees* NNnnnnooooo!

 

[hybirdx]

Slade looks at the pathetic fool screaming no. 'heh heh heh! I just got an really good idea!' He thought

All of a sudden, an beautiful master monk appears

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

*All of a sudden he had the urge to do push-ups* One...Two...Three...



OOC: Who's Slade btw? Is it that white dragon acting all dumb?

 

[hybirdx]

ooc: No slade is from the sequel My dragon Bleu is from Shf1 Slade is for Shf 2

 

[Broccoli]

*Walks in, tired from having saved Etheria yet again. Mumbles to herself*

Damn Horde. Buch of bastards.

*Looks around for something to do, maybe some Bears to kick around...*

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

*Continuing to do push-ups* One thousand and seven, one thousand and eight, Jebus! It's that chick again! *Slides behind her, making her fall in his arms.* Hey there sugar-mama, you looking steamy tonight, what you do...cook some steak for me? *Smiles showing all his teeth*

 

[Broccoli]

Um, I don't cook. Never had the time to learn. But I can go kill something and have someone else cook it for you... Or I can order take out.

 

[Shotokan07]

Hmmmmm....*Having a drool* Cheeeeessssy

 

[Broccoli]

Hmm..cheesy steak? That sounds too complicated for me.

*Finds a phone and prepares to dial, then stops, realizing she doesn't know a number for any place that would make a cheesy steak*

Anybody got a phone book around here?

 

[hybirdx]

Hey Shiva..."

"Yeah?"

"You know that perv I was talking about?"

Sheava's face darkened, "Yeah...?"

"It's blondo over there!"

Shiva starts walking torwards Johny, she then hears him saying, "Hey there sugar-mama, you looking steamy tonight, what you do...cook some steak for me?"

"No, but how a knuckle fist sandwich?!" Shiva upper cuts Johny

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

*She left to call and he still stood there in the same pose, looks at her trying to call. Scratching his head.* "You like cheesy steak? ...I don't get it."

 

[Broccoli]

*Throws the phone down*

Oh, forget the steak! And the cheese! Who really needs food to have fun anyway??

 

[hybirdx]

"I rather have fun beating the living hell out of Pervs, How about you She-Ra?"

 

[Broccoli]

*Taps a finger against her lips in thought*

I...don't...know...Pervs can be kind of fun sometimes...

 

[Broccoli]

But on the other hand, I am always up for a good ol' fight!

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

*Comes in between She-Ra and Slade...putting his arms around both of them.* What are we talking about? Pervs? Where?! *Looking left and right.*

 

[hybirdx]

"Hey Shiva! I'm not in this ok?" Slade walked to a corner

"I am Shiva! A master monk who helped defeet Zeon the king of demons! And you my long haired dope! Are the perv!"

 

[Broccoli]

*Gives Johny a sly grin*

Don't worry. I think we just found them. The Pervs, I mean.

 

[hybirdx]

"Yes... Heh heh heh!"

'Oh I love when two minds think of something evil!'

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

Alright! *Disappears for a sec and comes back in his karate uniform and poses for She-Ra* Ho! Ha! Hoy! Whad'ya think? Does it bring out my eye color? (Wearing his sunglasses)

 

[Broccoli]

*Gives Johny an odd look*

Um, yeah. The belt really brings out the, er, black in your, um, eyes.

*Turns and gives Slade her most innocent look*

Evil? Who? Us? Naw!

 

[hybirdx]

Shiva whipers in She-Ra's ear "doesn't he know ther are two beautiful women standing here about ready to tear him apart?"