cartoon brawl

[Shotokan07]

Who is Ryu...? Grrr....

I was thinking of picking Ken and kick the %@$#! out of Ryu...but I can't do that. So! I'm gonna be Johny Bravo and run after the girls! Well can I?

 

[Nemsis]

goku staring at the much hated carebears, decides to use his ha-me ha-me blast knock over at least 10 carebears and disingreates 3 of them

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

Ho-ha-hee! Whao ma-ma! There's alot of testostorone is this room. I must find a WO-man as quickly I can!


Great, there's a Goku too... I really like this guy ~>

 

[Broccoli]

By the power of Grayskull!

*She-Ra walks in adjusting the top of her bodice. She grabs her sword and looks around.*

Where are those damn Care Bears? I have a score to settle with them...

 

[Shotokan07]

Oh Lord! Look at that chic with the BIG sword! *Runs to She-Ra* Hey there sexy! Mind if I hold your "sword" now? Ho-ha! *Points to the sky.*

 

[Broccoli]

*Considers Johny for a moment, then nods and hands him her sword*

Just be careful not to hurt yourself with it...You don't look too...um...bright. Are you sure you're allowed to handle sharp objects?

 

[Shotokan07]

Are youuu kidding me babe?! I was in the deadliest martial art using those thingies with sharp pointers! Besides, I helped my mama around the kitchen cutting things. Ha! I'm unstoppable! *Takes the sword from She-Ra and drops it on the floor.* Whao, soo heavy! *Picks it up with an ashamed smile. Slides behind She-Ra, checking out her arms.* You must be really strong. What have you been doing all my life?! Here, give me a masage!

 

[Broccoli]

*smiles slyly*

Maybe if you find me some Care Bears, I'd give you a massage....

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

Care Bear?! Why didn't you say so before? *Talks to himself* Where will ah find Care Bears? Hmm.....I know! Wait here!
*Leaves She-Ra...

...

...

Comes back in a Care Bear costume.* Here you g....I mean, 'Hi, Johny sent me to meet you. He said you Luuuuv Care Bears.'

 

[Broccoli]

Ha! You are a foolish bear to come so willingly to meet your doom!

*Eyes the bear suspiciously*

You're bigger than I remember...Oh well. You're still a Care Bear. That's good enough for me.

*Proceeds to kick and beat the crap out of the bear*

Have a show that lasts longer than mine, will you? I'll teach you to mess with She-Ra!

*Stomps on the bear with her spiky-heeled boots*

And how dare you try to make a comeback now?!? Die, bear!

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

*Hair all messed up.* Whao, a fiesty one. *She stomped on his kidney* Hey! Easy where ya point that thing. *All the cotton and feather flying out the costume. *Lays there getting jumped on...* Hmmm..... *Grabs a feather.* Coochie-coochie-cooo!


OOC: LMAO!

 

[Broccoli]

*Thinks to herself* Damn. Can't believe I fell for that one again.

*Drops the sword and runs from the feather*

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

Mmmmmuuuuahahahahaha, run from the wrath of....*Stops and scratches his head* Uh.....Maaaan, thinking hurts.

 

[Broccoli]

*Skids to a stop and turns*

Aww...poor baby.

*Walks back to Johny and pats his head*

I have a friend that I think could cure your head. At least, the part that hurts...I think...

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

My head hurts? *Swipes She-Ra in his arm* Baby... *Almost gonna give her a kiss* I want you *picks up one of the legs to make her grab him by his neck* to take me to this friend of yours!

Ain't I a stinker?

 

[Broccoli]

*Smacks him, but not very hard, and struggles out of his grasp*

As soon as you find me a Care Bear. A real one this time.

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

Who needs a Care Bear when you have me. Ho-Ha! *Flexes his muscles*

 

[Broccoli]

*Shrugs, figuring Johny would give her something to do while waiting for the Bears to show up again*

Oh, what the hell?

*Grabs Johny and heads for the curtains*

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

*Daydreams of getting kisses all over his face while getting carried away* Whao-mama! I'm gonna get laid! *Tries to fix his hair.*

 

[Broccoli]

*Smirks*

Honey, don't worry about your hair. It'll look even worse after a while.

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

*Having an odd face* I don't get it. You mean, there's no more Mooooose?! *attempts to run in air while She-Ra has him by the waist.*

 

[Broccoli]

*Drops Johny and frowns at him*

If your hair is all you're going to think about....

*Shakes her head and starts to walk away*

...then we're not gonna go see my friend. And there's still plenty of moose in the dressing room. Have at it, big boy.

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

*Says to himself* Alot? *Runs towards She-ra and trips with his face in her butt and grabs hold onto her leg.* Mmmmmmmphph...Mmmmm~, I'll go with you!

 

[Broccoli]

*Falls under Johny and rolls her eyes*

I trust you're not always this um clumsy, are you? Cause that might make for a rather difficult time of things...

 

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

*Giggles* Hehehee