cartoon brawl

[Svenskaflicka]

One needs a reason for punching anyone here?

 

[princessa]

apparently not...

 

[Nemsis]

okay i'm punching mario becouse he's in my way of beating up those dumb care bears

 

[Um_I_forgot]

Bad news for Goku!

I take out from behind my back a very large wooden malet and crush Goku into a pancake.

"Thats what yous get there pointy haired man!"

Jumps out of sight(while shouting "here we go!") and lands next to Jessica Rabbit.
"You know, me and Princess Toadstool are just friends right?"

 

[hybirdx]

Alright time to bring some order in here! First off you mario!

*Quickly bolts to the Plumber and striks him with his tail sending him flying into the air. And did the same to Goku*

Oh you're going to loooove this!

An stream of fire ball strike both Goku, and Mario burning them to a crisp Oh that felt good!

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Hey, I'm new here, can I play?

 

[Nemsis]

But becouse goku is so fast the fireball intended for him fly's well wide.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Jessica strikes a high C, and makes everyone else fall to the ground, holding their ears, whining in pain.

 

[hybirdx]

Bleu quickly wraps his tail around Jessica then raises her in the air

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Jessica is taken by surprise when Hybirdx lifts her up in the sky, and screams even higher - this time out of real fear.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Jessica Rabbit reveals the shameful secret of the carebears - their rumour of being sweet, innocent animals is destroyed forever by the scandal!!!

 

[unskilled]

unskilled comes in and slits Jessica's throat. she dies.

*waits for the next female to come in and take her place*

*whispers* she was boring me *whispers*

 

[hybirdx]

Idiot!


Grabs unskilled and shoots a blue fire ball through his heat.

How did you like it? have you forgoten toons can't die?!

 

[unskilled]

toons can't die? explain Judge Doom and the 'acid', genius..

*flips the lid open on the barrel*

 

[hybirdx]

Let me explain this a little better

Toons cannot die unless they were desinged to, *people like Cell, Acid, Kaji*

 

[unskilled]

ok.. let me fix my post then..

unskilled comes in and slits Jessica's throat.

*waits for the next female to come in and take her place*

*whispers* she was boring me *whispers*

*sidenote* she didn't die.. happy now?? she is just bleeding.. ALOT.. from the throat..... mwuhahahaha

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

POOF!

(hmph! well, nobody responded, so I came! ^_^)

Jessica Rabbit chokes on the blood, until...

"Do not bleed, do not flee! Be healed by my power, Cure Three!"

A catgirl, wearing a small decorated leather chest plate and holding a staff with a cat paw emblem on the top, steps out of nowhere.

http://www.explicia.com/dragon/katt/001/002706.html

"Ha ha, with these new catchlines, I gotta get some popularity. C'mon, you know me? Breath of Fire? Ha ha? Anyone? Hmm."

Katt sighs.

Jacobo the Curious breaks the fourth wall and pokes her.

"What!?" cries Katt.

"You're... not wearing any pants," mumbles Jacobo. "I didn't mean to summon you as my battle avatar without pants."

"Sure you didn't, pervert!"

"Umm.." Jacobo looks a little embarassed.

"Look! I'm a CAT! I don't wear PANTS! You're lucky I wear a SHIRT!"

"I am?"

"Y--hey!"

But Jacobo is gone, since he's, er, I'm, er, he's not supposed to be here anyway. Fourth Wall and stuff, rules of drama, you know. Yes. Really. Just take my word for it, okay?

"So I just beat people up!" giggles Katt bubbily. "Fun!"

She pauses.

"And not heal them, I suppose," she mumbles.

 

[unskilled]

*lurks behind Jacobo and slits her throat.. she falls the ground next to Jessica and bleeds from the throat*

*waits for the next female*

<< lurks >>

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Katt blinks.

Jacobo blinks.

Katt blinks.

Jacobo chokes.

"Whoa," says Katt, eyeing Unskilled.

"Grgggul!" spews Jacobo.

"Stop your choking and bleeding, you! Feel the relief of my Cure Two!"

Jacobo sighs and turns to Unskilled. "KATT is my avatar! You can't hit me! It's against the rules! And where's your avatar? You can't just do that! You need a cartoon character! You're lucky I'm just fooling around here, and not really getting mad!"

"Ooh, what would you do then?" asks Katt admiringly.

There is a long pause.

"I see," mutters Katt.

Jacobo vanishes again. Note VANISHES. Leave me alone and follow the rules--not that I know if there really are any.

Katt turns to Unskilled. "Summon an avatar and I'll fight him or her! Or I'll just ignore you!"

 

[unskilled]

*kneels down.. knee resting on Jacobos throat.. *

"what did you say? when I am here.. you dun speak out"

*kneels down harder.. sees Jacobos eyes starting to bulge.. *

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

...

...

...aight dude, whatever.

Jacobo = me. Me = not supposed to be involved. Therefore since Jacobo = user, and you = user, you = not supposed to be involved. Katt = my avatar, your avatar fights Katt, you =/ your avatar, so get an avatar. Sheesh.

<=== MEANWHILE, HAVING FUN ===>

Katt turns around and sees Bleu holding up Jessica Rabbit, Goku and Mario and the Care Bears scattered around, and the image of the disturbed care bear. And the image of the disturbed care bear. And the image of the disturbed care bear. And--

"HOLY CRAP!" screams Katt, covering her eyes.

 

[unskilled]

uh.. you lost me..

lol.. my character is 'unskilled'.. thats my name.. and my 'cartoon' name.. okay?

now.. I dun have an avatar on hand to use as an example *yet*.. but I will..

now, what am I doing wrong??

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

uh.. you lost me..

lol.. my character is 'unskilled'.. thats my name.. and my 'cartoon' name.. okay?

now.. I dun have an avatar on hand to use as an example *yet*.. but I will..

now, what am I doing wrong??

You're fighting me. I don't exist here. To me, what you're doing is like playing a role-playing game in a big group in person, and then when you decide to attack another player with you character, you do so by picking up a bowl of popcorn and throwing it at the player who plays that character. It's... bizarre.

And you've gotta pick a real character from a cartoon or video game. Otherwise we dunno who you are. And try to avoid that instant kill stuff... not too much fun...

god this is taking up a lot of space here

(edit) Oh, yeah. And I'm a guy. Katt is a girl. Me = Jacobo. Work it out, dude.

 

[unskilled]

well.. okay.. simple enough..

I pick.. Blade.. yes.. he is from a video game.. (Blade II - for X-Box)..

now what?

 

[hybirdx]

Re: POOF!

(hmph! well, nobody responded, so I came! ^_^)

Jessica Rabbit chokes on the blood, until...

"Do not bleed, do not flee! Be healed by my power, Cure Three!"

A catgirl, wearing a small decorated leather chest plate and holding a staff with a cat paw emblem on the top, steps out of nowhere.

http://www.explicia.com/dragon/katt/001/002706.html

"Ha ha, with these new catchlines, I gotta get some popularity. C'mon, you know me? Breath of Fire? Ha ha? Anyone? Hmm."

Katt sighs.

Jacobo the Curious breaks the fourth wall and pokes her.

"What!?" cries Katt.

"You're... not wearing any pants," mumbles Jacobo. "I didn't mean to summon you as my battle avatar without pants."

"Sure you didn't, pervert!"

"Umm.." Jacobo looks a little embarassed.

"Look! I'm a CAT! I don't wear PANTS! You're lucky I wear a SHIRT!"

"I am?"

"Y--hey!"

But Jacobo is gone, since he's, er, I'm, er, he's not supposed to be here anyway. Fourth Wall and stuff, rules of drama, you know. Yes. Really. Just take my word for it, okay?

"So I just beat people up!" giggles Katt bubbily. "Fun!"

She pauses.

"And not heal them, I suppose," she mumbles.

Damnit! I was going to have some fun with the next victem of my tail, And you just had to pick one of my favorite characters!