Carry On Up The Author's Hangout

[TheEarl]

<Sid James cackle>

The Earl

 

[Guest]

I saw the thread title and immediately grinned. Just my kind of thread. Thank you.

*saucy giggle*

 

[TheEarl]

I've got a banana here? Would you like to eat my banana Lou?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Yes, please, I'd love to nibble on your banana.

Would you like to see my baps and test them for bounce?

 

[TheEarl]

They look very firm. Maybe I ought to give them a squeeze as well

Do you think any of these philistines know what a Carry-On film is?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Squeeze away, they're nice and warm already.

Nope, it doesn't seem that way. I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!

 

[mcfbridge]

Yes, but then we need to see how hot the dark and steamy depths are

 

[TheEarl]

Yes, but then we need to see how hot the dark and steamy depths are

Huzzah!

Sounds like an expedition is in order.

Carry On Up Lou's...

The Earl

 

[BlackShanglan]

Carry On?

As in ...

"I want to wooed!"

"You can be as wude as you like, luv ..."

(Now I really do feel like a Philistine. For knowing it.)

 

[Remec]

They look very firm. Maybe I ought to give them a squeeze as well

Do you think any of these philistines know what a Carry-On film is?

Do they still make these or are they just that popular still?

And, to tell the truth, I kinda figured we were already in one of them even without the actual thread...<g>

 

[Remec]

Huzzah!

Sounds like an expedition is in order.

Carry On Up Lou's...

<beginning to assemble pith helmets and assorted packages>
Will we be gone long? I need to know how much provisions to lay in...

 

[Weird Harold]

Do you think any of these philistines know what a Carry-On film is?

The Earl

Some of us do, but I haven't seen any of them in about 30 years or so.

 

[Metrodance]

Some of us do, but I haven't seen any of them in about 30 years or so.

My dad used to talk about them as if they should have won Oscars. He made me watch one. The effete bloke - Williams? - he was funny but what a nose!

 

[kendo1]

Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it informe!
The films are past their sell by date.

 

[Just-Legal]

*sneaks in*

PYTHON IS BETTER!

*Sneaks out*

I'm expecting to be flamed to hell for this Earl

 

[BlackShanglan]

The SO likes them. Personally, I'm not a fan.

 

[silversword]

*sneaks in*

PYTHON IS BETTER!

*Sneaks out*

I'm expecting to be flamed to hell for this Earl

*Sneaks in*

I AGREE!

*Sneaks out*

 

[Remec]

*Sneaks in*

I AGREE!

*Sneaks out*

<peeking in out of a shadowy corner>

Different sort of humour, isn't it?
From what little I've seen of it, I'd have to say my preference lies with episodes of "The Benny Hill Show".

 

[English Lady]

eh up! can anyone join in!

Ooooooh Matron!

 

[Weird Harold]

Different sort of humour, isn't it?
From what little I've seen of it, I'd have to say my preference lies with episodes of "The Benny Hill Show".

I think the only thing that comes close to the Carry On movies is the Hope/Crosby/La'Mour "Road" movies. It's hard to chose which brand of siliness is better between them.

 

[oggbashan]

Who is going to defend the Khyber Pass against Bungdit Din?

Who let the Khyber Pass anyway? He should have been stood with his back to the wall and made to show his privates.

Time for tea. Never mind the natives. They don't understand the art of cha.

Og

PS. Mrs Mopp interrupted to say "Can I do yer now, sir?". There's a lot of it about.

 

[snooper]

Only got four minutes.

Not much you can say in four minutes is there?

There is at ...............Much-Binding-in-the-Marsh ....