Bert Notorius
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carrot?
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What the ever loving fuck?
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So I'm not watching that video because any of these stretching videos send my vaj into shock, but I'm curious:
-what type of carrots
- how big, and
- how long does she manage to hold all 15 in?
-what type of carrots
- how big, and
- how long does she manage to hold all 15 in?
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Yeah, don´t watch, is stupid. But to satisfy your curiosity:
- just normal carrots with leaves attached!
- not so big, maybe something like this
- no way in knowing, my guess around 5 minutes?
Thank you for answering.
So, 15 carrots for 5 minutes? Wow! Her vaj didn't just shoot them out? Were the leaves tucked in or left hanging out like some bushy tail? And above all, WHY???
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Yes, WHY is a very good question. Maybe her vaj was in need of vitamin A, who knows.
And yes, the leaves were out, she looked like a strange vegetable basket.
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what's up doc?
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Yes, WHY is a very good question. Maybe her vaj was in need of vitamin A, who knows.
And yes, the leaves were out, she looked like a strange vegetable basket.
Someone here once posted a video of a woman stuffing strawberries into her rectum, then shooting them out and eating them. Till you posted the image link I was imagining her stuffing the carrots in a similar fashion.
She should've chopped up the salad and then inserted for her own dressing.
"Bu-but, I thought stretching was good for the muscles."
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It is. But sticking food in your vag can't be good for it. You guys got weird stuff up in there. Like... yeast and bacteria and shit. Like the pussy needs to rise or someshit. I have no idea. But still. Can't be good for it.
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Maybe someone you were in had a tear, but most of us don't have shit in there! Your mouth has more germs in it than the pussy, so people probably shouldn't kiss either.
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front to back.
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I'm pretty sure food is a bad idea. I'm just saying that sounds like an infection waiting to happen. Don't you have to like, keep those at a certain ph balance and everything? Or the yeast get fucked up? That's what the commercials imply.
And I'm not worried about vaginas GIVING germs, I was saying that it seems like vaginas are SUSCEPTIBLE to germs. Because there's stuff in there that apparently gets fucked up easily. And then you have to buy pills and/or creams and then talk about it over coffee and/or twearl around in a field wearing a white dress.
Holy shit I just googled 'vagina infection' and yhall are so brave Jesus Christ that was horrifying. I honestly don't know what I was expecting. I knew goddamn well when I typed it in what it would be. Still. If I had one I don't think I could put anything in there Jesus Christ. Just on the fucking... off chance.
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After getting an infection both times I had sex on the beach, I've realised that I need to be careful about what may accidentally get in as well.
With our tropic climate I need to be even mindful of the kind of fabric coming in contact with my vaj. So I agree with you about not putting weird stuff in there.
And Bert, I think you meant to type back to front.
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That's certainly more convenient than a painful infection. It's not even close. One is pain and the other is free bread.
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Perhaps we've come to better understand the origin of the phrase 'bun in the oven'.
See, vaj's already have great tech for that kind of thing.
See, vaj's already have great tech for that kind of thing.
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As a species I feel that our vagina technology is not up to par with our penis technology.
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When your penis comes with a nice hard shell you can boast about your penis technology.
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Holy shit, I googled that thinking there had to be SOME kind of product but reality is far more horrifying. There's a penis snail.
http://www.nikdaum.com/news/sea10.jpghttp://literatiliteraturelovers.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/img_1013.jpghttp://poxe.ru/uploads/posts/2008-05/1210886093_gooey-duck-01.jpg
Goddamn it, nature. Why?
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You now have to check if any woman or man tried inserting one of those.
Do it
Do it
Do it
Do it
Do it
Do it
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are you sure you're a chick?
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