Carl East's cock...

[Nora]

lol lilminx! I kept sort of imagining poor Carl hanging on a wall like an oilpainting with all of us standing around in a semi-circle commenting on the artist's um...brushwork.

 

[lilminx]

Heehee...

So does this mean that Carl's cock is analogous to Diet Coke?

Oooh, no calories!

 

[Rambling Rose]

Brushwork, Nora? In Carl's case I think stroke is the better choice, don't you?

 

[Nora]

Well yeah..true. You are a true art connoisseur, Miz Ramblin' One.


Now i have that fucking Billy Squier song stuck in my head, though!

 

[*Uh, Who?*]

dont bother, I really dont care to see.........

off with you now.



now, back to Carls cock.........

Sorry you don't like my opinion, but it is just that. I stick by it. You can have your opinion about his cock and about me, but unless you own this board, I will write whatever I please. I notice some banners above stating "support free speech online." Perhaps you can take a clue from that or maybe you can get them taken down.

 

[sunstruck]

I like Carl muchly. But I am frightened by this pine tree in his pants. I can honestly see it bustig right through to my chest cavity.

To his credit though he doesn't seem to have lost a bit of angle. That's a pro!

 

[Siren]

 

[Nora]

I think Siren was trying to suggest that you show a little class and tact when talking about the physical attributes of someone who posts on this board, child.

Of course you have the right to free speech here. Just as everyone who reads your post has the right to assume you're a nasty, vicious, mean-spirited little child without the grace, tact and intelligence to realize when you're needlessly posting something intentionally cruel.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Thank you for that Alien imagery, sunstroke. I owe you one.

And for the record, I thought Wetmarlene had an ugly pussy. Please don't hurt me, Siren.

 

[Siren]

 

[Siren]

 

[CarolineOh]

I keep picturing Carl's cock coming out of a basket and dancing back and forth while a snake charmer plays the flute.

 

[Raina]

I just had to jump in and say that I don't know Carl, but I think his cock is beautiful.

....and I think I'm in love with Nora now. You rock Nora!

 

[Siren]

 

[sunstruck]

Thank you for that Alien imagery, sunstroke. I owe you one.

And for the record, I thought Wetmarlene had an ugly pussy. Please don't hurt me, Siren.

Stand behind me. That thing gave me nightmares. *shiver*

 

[Rambling Rose]

Do you suppose Carl has the longest cock at Lit? It's within the realm of possibility.

 

[Wiggles]

What happened to that old saying "Size doesn't matter?" Hmmm?

I probably couldn't take the whole thing, but I would sure have a hell of a time trying!

 

[CarolineOh]

I think Siren was trying to suggest that you show a little class and tact when talking about the physical attributes of someone who posts on this board, child.

Of course you have the right to free speech here. Just as everyone who reads your post has the right to assume you're a nasty, vicious, mean-spirited little child without the grace, tact and intelligence to realize when you're needlessly posting something intentionally cruel.

It's true. She hurt Carl's cock's feelings.
The line to kiss it and make it feel better starts behind me.

 

[Nora]

Nora............I am officially wet now.

You may insert Carl's cock into me.


And afterwards......it will time for you.

Good Lord Woman! You're KILLING ME! Can I lick it when you're done like a kid with the beaters after mom's done mixing a nice batch of whipped cream? *whimper*

*pouts* I didn't like her, Siren. she was blocking my view of the cock, dammit!

 

[cybergirly]

It's true. She hurt Carl's cock's feelings.
The line to kiss it and make it feel better starts behind me.

If I can do more than "kiss it" I want in this line.

 

[Siren]

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Do you think Carl's ears are turning red because we are talking about him ??

 

[CarolineOh]

If I can do more than "kiss it" I want in this line.

I'd deep throat it.


If I was a frigging giraffe.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Somehow I just knew I wasn't alone in my musings. You people are coming out of the woodwork for Carl's cock! Do you think it twitches when people talk about it?

 

[sunstruck]

Do you suppose Carl has the longest cock at Lit? It's within the realm of possibility.

I say we hold a contest. I'll volunteer for the judges pannel.

Who wants to be a fluffer?