Cargo shorts!

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I been hearing shit about cargo shorts.
Most recently on the radio — number one thing that women don't like men to wear.


What
Ever.:rolleyes:

Imma gonna wear 'em WITH Crocs!:eek:

comfy and functional.


oh, AND I gotta cocktar!
 
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Well that explains why I can't get laid. Damn, and they were on sale the Wal-mart.
 
Women probably hate cargo shorts on men, much like I can't stand Bermuda shorts on women. Of course my memory of bermuda shorts is these big puffy baggy things that want to be a voluminous skirt, but aren't. You don't want skin tight, fine, but there's a difference between loose fit and baggy.

Have to admit I dont like cargo shorts for men because something so short with so many pockets is just silly.
 
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wrong.

Cool in Summer and practical — Pockets to carry important stuff.

I just wear a jacket, all the time. Lots of pockets :D Though, I do get odd looks wearing a black leather jacket and shorts...
 
I had a male customer in my store wearing socks and flip flops. He actually fixed the space between his toes, as he waited on line, to make them fit better.

Nothing and I mean nothing is sexier than watching that.
 
I like a man with a lot of pockets, especially when they have cool stuff in them...like a bad ass Swiss Army knife thing with any tool you could EVER need!

The closest I ever came to making out with a stranger was when I wondered outloud if my car tire was low and the guy getting into the car next to me whipped out a tire pressure gauge from his CARGO SHORTS. I was like *swoon*.

Wear your cargo shorts, men! Wear them and fill them with your manly tools.
 
I had a male customer in my store wearing socks and flip flops. He actually fixed the space between his toes, as he waited on line, to make them fit better.

Nothing and I mean nothing is sexier than watching that.

making ME all sweaty! woo woo!:)
 
I like a man with a lot of pockets, especially when they have cool stuff in them...like a bad ass Swiss Army knife thing with any tool you could EVER need!

The closest I ever came to making out with a stranger was when I wondered outloud if my car tire was low and the guy getting into the car next to me whipped out a tire pressure gauge from his CARGO SHORTS. I was like *swoon*.

Wear your cargo shorts, men! Wear them and fill them with your manly tools.

Thank you.
:)

Swiss army knife holstered on right.
iPhone holstered on right.
Camera (a bit redundant, even for me) holstered on left.
Multi tool holstered on left.
Folding utility knife clipped on right.
Tape measure in pocket
change in pocket
Various pens in pocket (sharpy and rollerball)
LED flashlight in pocket...
wallet

I think that's it currently ...

jacket pocket...travel size kleenex, several times have either given obe or two or the whole pack, depending on the need.

so... Some give me funny looks, some don;t look at all, some look away.
but when there is a need, most are appreciative, even if they laugh at/abut me.

ain't no thang.:)
 
I like a man with a lot of pockets, especially when they have cool stuff in them...like a bad ass Swiss Army knife thing with any tool you could EVER need!

The closest I ever came to making out with a stranger was when I wondered outloud if my car tire was low and the guy getting into the car next to me whipped out a tire pressure gauge from his CARGO SHORTS. I was like *swoon*.

Wear your cargo shorts, men! Wear them and fill them with your manly tools.

*laugh* Nice story.

I usually have my camera bag on me too, which I keep a multi-tool in, and several allan keys.. and other various gizmos....
 
I used to have, what I called a "porta-purse", which was simply an army surplus belt "pouch" thingy, and had LOTS of stuff in there.

Funniest time, was when (pre-smart phones) someone asked for a map and I happened to have one of only the South East portion of the state in there....that was the area that was in question. I had only just picked it up somewhere.


The local army surplus store is long gone, I am sure I could find something online.....
 
Waterproof, strike anywhere, and regular matches, in different spots in my pack......

I had a pack of waterproof matches once .... weakest wood ever. Couldn't believe it. Would crack in half as I swiped but hell, they lit on a soaking wet camping trip.
 
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