Caretaker at the Graveyard

[sirhugs]

Our hero is a nerdy college student who gets a summer job at a cemetery. Everything goes fine until one full moon Friday night when he is left on duty. It is pretty spooky, and then a group of teenagers leaps the fence. Afraid they might do vandalism, he follows, only to hear a couple of them making love in a crypt.


As he listens, hard in spite of himself, a female voice goes "boo".

 

[Carnevil9]

And he gets scared stiff?

 

[emap]

Already stiff you goof. Well unless he is a she, oh don't look at me like that, we like listening to people have sex too.

Anyway, the question comes in if it is another actual person that snuck in and is now horny. As in boo, let's get laid like them. It is possible to go a different way and it is a ghost. Which leads to interesting things, like how does a ghost have sex with a person?

There are movies that discuss this topic, only with women mind. The one I really remember the woman is raped by the ghost. I mean literally, well kinda, I think it was based on actual events but still a movie so not really. Anyway, her legs are parted and she bounces on the bed, feels a cock moving in her and well I don't recall if there is the feeling of his orgasm. The other movie was more of her being possessed by the ghost and then trying to get laid by the guy in the house with her.

Which brings up another thought, being dead apparently sucks, they only seem to care about getting laid.

 

[A4mushroom]

Already stiff you goof. Well unless he is a she, oh don't look at me like that, we like listening to people have sex too.

Anyway, the question comes in if it is another actual person that snuck in and is now horny. As in boo, let's get laid like them. It is possible to go a different way and it is a ghost. Which leads to interesting things, like how does a ghost have sex with a person?

There are movies that discuss this topic, only with women mind. The one I really remember the woman is raped by the ghost. I mean literally, well kinda, I think it was based on actual events but still a movie so not really. Anyway, her legs are parted and she bounces on the bed, feels a cock moving in her and well I don't recall if there is the feeling of his orgasm. The other movie was more of her being possessed by the ghost and then trying to get laid by the guy in the house with her.

Which brings up another thought, being dead apparently sucks, they only seem to care about getting laid.

Not much else to do when your dead apart from fuck with people I suppose.

 

[mynameisben]

Our hero is a nerdy college student who gets a summer job at a cemetery. Everything goes fine until one full moon Friday night when he is left on duty. It is pretty spooky, and then a group of teenagers leaps the fence. Afraid they might do vandalism, he follows, only to hear a couple of them making love in a crypt.


As he listens, hard in spite of himself, a female voice goes "boo".

He whirls around and discovers the female voice belongs to none other than Tits the delivery girl! She has wheeled out to him six 50-pound bags of quick drying tombstone cement. He signs for the delivery eagerly, while excited cries from the crypt that's resting at the bottom of the freshly dug grave lift onto the air.

"Fill me now!" a panting, feminine voice cries.

"Make me hard!" a muffled male voice implores.

The nerdy college student, being somewhat simple of mind, says, "Okay." And then he proceeds to open each bag and pour the quick-drying cement mix into the open plot, on top of the amorous couple's rocking crypt.

Just then, A freakish rainstorm rips the heavens asunder. Rain pours down in hammering sheets.

And the plot thickens...

 

[Carnevil9]

.....And the plot thickens...

GROOOOAAANNN!!!

Actually, despite my groan, it was very well played, and I didn't see it coming until it was already upon me! Well done, sir......Carney